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Sex Boot Camp Vol. 3: Taking Perfect Nude Selfies
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Sex Boot Camp Vol. 3: Taking Perfect Nude Selfies

We love sex. You love sex. There is, however, always room for improvement.  HUSTLERMagazine.com wants you to have better, more enjoyable sex every time....
HUSTLER Classic: When In Rome
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HUSTLER Classic: When In Rome

With its incredible architecture and rich history, Rome is rightfully known as a sightseer’s paradise. Unfortunately, with the coronavirus pandemic hitting Italy particularly hard and the...
Big Babies: A Guide to Age Play
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Big Babies: A Guide to Age Play

Role-playing in the bedroom can be naughty fun—anyone who’s ever played doctor-and-patient, or pretended that their partner is a stranger to enact a random pickup scenario,...
HUSTLER Classic: Gunning It
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HUSTLER Classic: Gunning It

In a typical porn pictorial, if anything’s getting fired off, it’s a hot, sticky load from the barrel of a fleshy cum-cannon. But the August ‘84 HUSTLER blew readers away with a...
Love in the Time of Coronavirus
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Love in the Time of Coronavirus

With social distancing and quarantining becoming the new normal, we look at how people are (and aren’t) getting it on in these trying times. At this stage in life under the...
She Said What?!!? Porn Stars’ Best Tweets
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She Said What?!!? Porn Stars’ Best Tweets

Nuggets of social-media wisdom and humor from Missy Martinez, Abella Danger and more Typically, porn actresses are known for their ability to raise cocks, but...
Sex Boot Camp Vol. 2: Spit or Swallow?
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Sex Boot Camp Vol. 2: Spit or Swallow?

We love sex. You love sex. There is, however, always room for improvement. Let the experts—aka porn stars—show you the way. HUSTLERMagazine.com is back with the second...
HUSTLER Classic: Schooling the President
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HUSTLER Classic: Schooling the President

HUSTLER Parody: This is not a real ad. It is a parody and not meant to be taken seriously.  Sure, a growing number of schools are closing their doors for the time being...
March Muff Madness
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March Muff Madness

The NCAA basketball tournament might have fallen victim to the coronavirus this year, but the folks at Mr. Skin are keeping bracketology alive in a most sexy way. The NCAA basketball tournament and the...
Strap-On Sirens: HUSTLER Honeys Stick It to Each Other
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Strap-On Sirens: HUSTLER Honeys Stick It to Each Other

No penis? No problem! When these babes crave a probing encounter, they skip the dudes and harness their desires in other ways. Dayton & Tawni:...
HUSTLER Classic: A Totally Rockin’ Photo-Shoot
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HUSTLER Classic: A Totally Rockin’ Photo-Shoot

Fer sure! For its 10th anniversary, HUSTLER Magazine definitely decided to scale new heights when it came to giving its readers a thrill.  The Centerfold...
Porn and Coronavirus: How XXX Performers Are Coping
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Porn and Coronavirus: How XXX Performers Are Coping

COVID-19—aka coronavirus—has brought the world to a halt, and for many that includes income. The sex-worker community is no exception. We reached out a...
Good News, Playboy Readers!
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Good News, Playboy Readers!

The coronavirus claimed another victim on Wednesday, when it was announced that the U.S. print edition of Playboy had been put on ice for the remainder of the year—and, it seems, for...
HUSTLER Classic: Set Phasers to Stunning
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HUSTLER Classic: Set Phasers to Stunning

HUSTLER has had its share of out-of-this-world photo-shoots throughout its decades-long history. But America’s Magazine truly took its readers to the final frontier with its...
Naughty Nature Girls in the Wild, Part III
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Naughty Nature Girls in the Wild, Part III

Hello, nature lovers! And girl lovers! And girls-in-nature lovers! Welcome to the third installment of “Naughty Nature Girls in the Wild,” which is...
HUSTLER Classic: Giving Readers a Helping Hand
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HUSTLER Classic: Giving Readers a Helping Hand

You have to hand it to whoever came up with this ad—it’s an image that definitely grabs you.  One of the most iconic photos in HUSTLER history came...
An Escort’s Double Life
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An Escort’s Double Life

In this age of the gig economy, more and more of us are juggling multiple jobs. But what if one of those jobs involves illicit sexual activity? How do you prevent those two worlds from colliding?...
Dale Bozzio: Life Is So Strange
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Dale Bozzio: Life Is So Strange

Nearly 40 years after finding stardom, the trend-setting Missing Persons singer (and former HUSTLER model) is still rocking, with a new album and autobiography on the way—and...
HUSTLER Hump-Day Special: Scouting for Joy
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HUSTLER Hump-Day Special: Scouting for Joy

In many parts of the country, it’s that time of year again—that brief but fattening season when you can’t even do your grocery shopping without gangs of...
Sex Doll Protocol
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Sex Doll Protocol

If you pay attention to international news, then you’ll occasionally catch a stark reminder or three of why Canada is not the bucolic Northern paradise you once imagined. Canada can be racist. Canada can be...
Girl Meets Porn
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Girl Meets Porn

It says a lot about the state of the entertainment industrial complex that an actor on a not-unpopular network TV show can leave mainstream behind to make more money and find greater fulfillment working in...