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Practice What You Preach
Okay, it’s no bombshell reveal that the South, with all its finger-wagging and moral hooha, is just as horny as the rest of us, but it’s always worth revisiting this factoid with due regularity,...
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First Contact
Secret shame no more! If ever you’ve fantasized about the sweet caress of a Martian digit as it prepares your anal probe, you’re not alone. Like, the opposite of alone…you’re in very...
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Boobs Save Koala Bears!
One billion animals dead. Over 12 million acres of land up in flames. The Australia wildfires, still burning at press time, have caused untold destruction and suffering. So when the government was...
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Assassin Nation
Trump pulls the trigger on war crimes after a decades-long ban on U.S.-sanctioned assassinations of foreign leaders. For the past three years the Trump Administration has rolled back or plowed over decades of...
Politics
Global Inequality Worsens
A human rights organization says the world’s billionaires should pony up to alleviate the vast wealth gap. A million bucks or a billion, what’s the difference? World domination! Most of us...
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You Had Me at Cream Pie
It’s not easy being a McDonald’s franchise owner. Between slumping sales and the imminent transition to a plant-based menu, the brand is struggling to remain relevant in an age where the...
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Mammary Monday: Busty Blond Babes
No doubt about it, times are tough. And Mondays remain the most grueling day of the week. Allow us to take some of the weight off of your shoulders with a collection of...
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HUSTLER Classic: One Sweet Vette
Honoring Vicky Vette, a XXX superstar who got her start in Beaver Hunt. The Beaver Hunt section of HUSTLER has been the birthplace of numerous epic moments in amateur nudity over...
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Ian Parkin: The Tattoo King of Kinky Ink
These days, Ian Parkin’s art is a well-known—and borderline pornographic—commodity. As one of the top tattoo artists in the United Kingdom, the owner of Inkslingers Tattoo...
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Sex Boot Camp Vol. 3: Taking Perfect Nude Selfies
We love sex. You love sex. There is, however, always room for improvement. HUSTLERMagazine.com wants you to have better, more enjoyable sex every time....
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HUSTLER Classic: When In Rome
With its incredible architecture and rich history, Rome is rightfully known as a sightseer’s paradise. Unfortunately, with the coronavirus pandemic hitting Italy particularly hard and the...
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Big Babies: A Guide to Age Play
Role-playing in the bedroom can be naughty fun—anyone who’s ever played doctor-and-patient, or pretended that their partner is a stranger to enact a random pickup scenario,...
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HUSTLER Classic: Gunning It
In a typical porn pictorial, if anything’s getting fired off, it’s a hot, sticky load from the barrel of a fleshy cum-cannon. But the August ‘84 HUSTLER blew readers away with a...
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Love in the Time of Coronavirus
With social distancing and quarantining becoming the new normal, we look at how people are (and aren’t) getting it on in these trying times. At this stage in life under the...
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She Said What?!!? Porn Stars’ Best Tweets
Nuggets of social-media wisdom and humor from Missy Martinez, Abella Danger and more Typically, porn actresses are known for their ability to raise cocks, but...
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Sex Boot Camp Vol. 2: Spit or Swallow?
We love sex. You love sex. There is, however, always room for improvement. Let the experts—aka porn stars—show you the way. HUSTLERMagazine.com is back with the second...
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HUSTLER Classic: Schooling the President
HUSTLER Parody: This is not a real ad. It is a parody and not meant to be taken seriously. Sure, a growing number of schools are closing their doors for the time being...
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March Muff Madness
The NCAA basketball tournament might have fallen victim to the coronavirus this year, but the folks at Mr. Skin are keeping bracketology alive in a most sexy way. The NCAA basketball tournament and the...
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Strap-On Sirens: HUSTLER Honeys Stick It to Each Other
No penis? No problem! When these babes crave a probing encounter, they skip the dudes and harness their desires in other ways. Dayton & Tawni:...
