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Lola Pearl

I’ve been in the modeling industry for ten years, and I do everything from cosplay to skin painting. My favorite genre is erotic modeling. I got into it recently, as I became more secure with my body. I think traveling to Europe helped me gain enough confidence to shoot nude....

Bridgette B

I’m a burlesque dancer. Whenever I shimmy onstage, I want people to be moved. Burlesque isn’t just dancing. It’s a passion! It’s emotion! It’s fashion! Even when I’m not onstage, I like to throw on music and just dance like nobody’s watching. “Being fun-loving is something people notice about me...

Mia & Ava Rose

This photoshoot is a rare phenomenon, and not because it features two beautiful sluts getting it on with some tattooed stud by a pool. Nah, we see that every day. It’s special because this impending threesome features the pair of real-life sisters who have gained instant fame by starring in...

Candice

Check out what our scouts brought back from Canada: Candice, an awe-inspiring exotic dancer who’s been burning up hoserland with her sensational curves and big brown jugs. Sure, her eyes and lips are mesmerizing, but our eyes can’t help but zoom in on those gnawable nipples—big bite-size nubs that could...

Athena Palomino

During the summer it’s all about the beach. Just give me some fun in the sun, and at night kiss my whole body by a fire under the stars. My dream is to run a health spa on a secluded island surrounded by sandy beaches. “I grew up in a...

Emily Addison

Years ago I submitted my photos to HUSTLER, and I got a call saying I’d won a contest. I was published in 2008, and I was so excited! That was my first time being in a magazine. After that I moved to Los Angeles, and I’ve been modeling ever since....

Liza Rowe

Probably my favorite thing to do is listen to music. I’m mostly into hip-hop and R&B, and I play Drake and Rihanna when I’m lounging out by the pool. If I’m not shooting, that’s where you’ll find me. “When people ask why I got into the industry, I tell them...

Josie Jagger

When I first started modeling, I never intended to get buck naked. I just came out to L.A. and thought I’d shoot a few regular pictures, but an agency convinced me to give porn a try. I shot my first scene, and I loved it! I’m a certified freak, and...

Mary Carey & Stormy Daniels

Three years before Donald Trump allegedly began his affair with Stormy Daniels, she modeled naked for HUSTLER in a scorching hot hardcore lesbian layout. See what our President likely saw and why he might want to risk his marriage and the Oval Office to fuck her. Buy the limited edition...

Little Caprice

I like men and women and sometimes men and women together! It’s nice to have choices. Some days you just want a man to fuck you hard, and other days you want a woman to lick your pussy for hours. As long as there’s passion, I’m satisfied. “I studied to...

Kate England

You’ll usually find me in a dress or a bikini. And when it comes to swimwear, the tinier the better. I’m that blonde on the beach showing a ton of underboob! “When I’m not modeling or shooting porn, I’m playing volleyball, kayaking, spending time with my friends or cuddling with...

Charmane Star & Jenaveve Jolie

Charmane and Jenaveve love to share lovers. Weeknights they’re usually content to cuddle and lap at the other’s snatch. But come Saturday night they go clubbing. And when Charmane ground against Mick on the dance floor, she knew they had found their weekend pickup. Sure, the man was loaded—he liked...

Marianna Merkulova

I live in Russia and Ukraine, and in my city it is not possible to buy HUSTLER Magazines. So my first exposure to them was when my friend brought a few from the U.S. and showed them to me. I immediately fell in love with the magazine. It is an...

Lust in Space

To go where no man has gone before is a pleasure on Lesbos, the all-girl planet. There they have studied sex for thousands of years, developing it into a high art. They know every aspect of dominance and submission and play them out in their never-ending love games, seeking the...

Stormy Daniels

It’s not the usual circus. Discreetly touring the jaded capitals of the old world, Stormy’s carnal carnival offers “specialized acts” for a select audience. They pay handsomely to dally with suspended aerialists who suck cock exquisitely while hanging upside down or to ride in carriages pulled by harnessed human show-ponies....

Abella Danger

I’m a true bisexual. I don’t have a preference between men and women. I love them equally. The first time I had sex, I did it with my best friend, and we’re still best friends to this day. Three of our pals were watching us get it on, and it...

Alice

It started with a disagreement after dessert. “A shaved pussy would never turn me on,” said Richard. “I like my women to be soft and furry.” “I’ll bet you’d grow hard as granite if you could see me shaved,” replied Alice. “What do you say to that?” Richard smiled slyly....

Gia Paige

Growing up, I was a huge nerd, and I don’t think much has changed—well, except that I’m not in marching band anymore. I like to draw, paint, write, play video games, and I have three wiener dogs who take up most of my time. Truth is, I’m totally passionate about...

Cadey Mercury

I lead a pretty simple life. Some days I just like to eat chocolate, smoke pot and relax—or go barhopping with my boys. At home I have lots of pets. They’re my BFFs, and I love to cuddle with them. We listen to music together—they like Queen almost as much...

Aislin

My dream is to have my own art center. Right now I am a schoolteacher, and I enjoy spending my summers at camp and creating games for kids. In my free time I play with my doggy and hang out with friends. I live in Kiev, and I was also...

Dahlia Sky

I’m a rocker chick, as you might have guessed from my tattoos, but I also dig mellow stuff—hanging with friends or going to the beach. When I was a kid, I was homeschooled, so I read a ton. There’s not a lot to do when you’re homeschooled but be a...

Cadence

They may not have invented the orgy, but ancient Romans did it better than anyone. Whether it’s due to lingering memories or wishful thinking, roaming Roman Cadence gets out of her clothes and into the spirit. One naked girl does not an orgy make—but then again, who’s to say the...

Eve Ellwood

I’m pretty tall, so my height makes people think I’m super dominant, but I’m not. The opposite, really. I always try to put other people’s feelings first. To me, kindness and honesty are key. Looks don’t matter much—anyone who knows me knows that—but intelligence is cool, so a smart man...

Blue Angel & Antonya

My first time with a girl was in college. I had a friend, and we’d talk about sex all the time. Then one day we decided to go for it—we made love for five hours straight! Because I only do solo or girl-on-girl scenes, people don’t know that I like...

Corinna Blake

Back in high school I slept with a lot of athletes—like a lot! I’ve always been athletic myself. I played softball, and I was a cheerleader too. Go, team, go! When I was old enough, I started stripping, and I still dance now, but for fun, not professionally. Whenever I’d...

Sasha Knox & Talon

A cemetery is probably the last place a babe should be on a dreary Halloween night, but Sally (Sasha Knox) is still mourning the recent death of her fiancé, Bobby Blüballs (Talon). Missing him, she wants to spend the dude’s favorite holiday at his final resting place. Little does this...

Lexie Fux

My first experience with HUSTLER Magazine was when a friend handed me one to roll a joint on. Now when I hear the name, I think of gorgeous and empowered women. I’m thankful I get to live a comfortable life doing as I please when I please—and I feel like...

Nancy Ace

I cook my husband breakfast every morning… naked. He tells me I’m the perfect wife and a good friend. I am a naughty and sensual girl, and people are so surprised that I’ve been happily married for years. Everybody thinks girls like me spend their time partying or shopping; in...

Kat Monroe

I am passionate about animals. Kitty Kat isn’t just a nickname, you know. Before I did porn, I was a vet technician, and I studied animal behavior in school. My life dream is to buy a big plot of land somewhere and open up a sanctuary. In the meantime, being...

Pixie & Amber

Amber dreaded telling her roommate Pixie that she would be a “little short” on the rent. The truth was, she’d squandered all her money on bourbon at the local pub. Amber begged Pixie not to kick her out; Pixie agreed to let the comely lush work off her share of...

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