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Josie Sparks

“I’ve always been a self-proclaimed hustler. Success is a major motivator. Right now my passion is my small business, high-end photography by and for women. Sometimes you need to throw caution to the wind and just dive in. Like this shoot. We were in Puerto Rico and stumbled on an...

AJ Applegate

“I’ve had a big butt since I was little, but it wasn’t till I hit high school that guys—and girls—started noticing me. Everyone was like, ‘Oh, my God, she has such a nice ass!’ “I like to get personal with everyone I work with. It helps make a scene good....

Ludella Hahn

“I never thought I could model because I’m only 5-2 and have a voluptuous derriere, but when I saw the deliciously curvy Jami Deadly making it, I realized that I could too. Seeing someone who was not the typical tall, thin fashion model creating gorgeous images opened my eyes to...

Malena Morgan & Nina James

“I’m a pretty normal person. I wake up and feed my kitties. Shower. Smoke weed. Red Bull and banana nut muffin for breakfast. Smoke more weed. Sit out on my patio to get sun. Drive to work. Smoke more weed. Go home. Feed the kitties. Eat. Sleep. “I’m pretty easy...

Paula & Eric

Future shock is defined as the distress suffered by those who are unable to cope with rapid social and technological changes. Fashion-forward flesh enthusiasts Paula and Eric lay claim to a brave new world. Rubber right! Buy the limited edition classic HUSTLER Magazine. December 1993

Henessy

My passion is adrenaline. I love snowboarding, skydiving, surfing— I’ll try anything! I want to hang glide, but I hear you have to make 100 solo parachute jumps first, so I have my work cut out for me. “I’ve fucked in parks, on trains and in the bathrooms of restaurants....

Brett Rossi

I just did my first stand-up comedy show at the Stratosphere in Vegas, and it was awesome! I can’t wait to do shows all over the country—hell, all over the world. Along the way, I’ll try donut shops in every country. I love sweets, and donuts are so fun, they...

Jodi Taylor

When I watch porn, especially if it’s really good, I get what’s called a mindgasm, where I come with just a thought, without touching myself. I’m still learning how to do it. “I need a cock in my pussy every day. I have to have it. And I have a...

Cadence Lux

I’ve always been promiscuous. I was never afraid to admit that. People would say, ‘Oh, you’re a slut!’ Why? Because I’m having sex with people and living life to its fullest? That makes me smart. “When I was younger, I was so tight, I couldn’t fit anything inside me. I...

Gold Fingers

Her body is a brilliant gold, and like all females on her planet, she is easily aroused. She spends endless nights remembering her lover, who is light-years away. She dreams of his manhood and how he unleashed her hidden desires. Now her own supple fingers must take his place. Her...

Stacy & Trent

Sometimes it’s the little things,” Stacy confides. “When I’m fucking, I think it’s so cute when I’m starting to come and a guy tries extra hard. I love the expression on his face. He thinks I’m about to come, so he pumps harder or faster to help me along.” The...

Selena Santana

My pussy is always on fire. Maybe it’s my Cuban blood, but I am so horny all the time. I even masturbate driving on the freeway. When I’m alone, I watch porn, rub my clit and taste myself. Just lick it all up. I am sex-obsessed. Everything turns me on....

Julie Kay

When I was in school, I was obsessed with reading. I despised studying and doing my homework, but I had no problem sitting in the library devouring as much fiction as I could, reading on my own terms. I’ve always had a bit of an issue with authority. When I...

Electra

She was the vanguard of a dying race who came to Earth from a sterile planet, searching for that which would once again make her world blossom. To be ravished was her only desire. To give pleasure was her only plan. One night she met a man on a lonely...

Audrey Royal

My morning routine? I masturbate, brush my teeth and then feed my adorable puppy. When I’m not working, I love to do anything creative, whether that’s decorating my home, taking sexy photos and videos for social media, cooking or baking. Oh, and I love to flirt. You might not think...

Jill Kassidy

I’ve only been in the adult entertainment business a short time, but I love it. I’m constantly busy and pushing myself to the limits, whatever that may be. Social media has been such a huge help to my career, and I love to communicate with my fan base online. I’ve...

Tanya

Tanya’s a 22-year-old exchange student from Stockholm, Sweden. She and her bike have seen the world, but Texas is her favorite place so far. “The United States is the best,” she declares with a grin. “America is one country that can really get it up!” Buy the limited edition classic...

Taylor May

When I first started in the adult world, I thought no one from my hometown would ever recognize me. There are so many girls, and what are the chances? But after one month in Miami I had all my old friends from high school telling me there was a girl...

Aria Alexander

I give the best blowjobs, because I pay attention to the little details, man. I get really into it. I devote my tongue to that dick. I swirl it around, tease and play. It’s as much about my pleasure as it is his. You have to love giving as much...

Britt

Women’s liberation is nothing new to me,” says Britt, a 20-year-old auto mechanic from London, England. “I grew up around a garage, and I’m proud to say that I’ve always held down a ‘man-sized’ job. “Father owned a filling station when I was little, and whenever business was extra heavy,...

Anna Lee

I once had sex in the bed of a pickup truck going through a Burger King drive-thru. It was my idea. I’ve always been a very sexual person. I was with my boyfriend, and his friend was driving. I whispered that I wanted to fuck, then pulled my dress up...

Alix Lovell

I’m naturally submissive and a real pleaser. I find it more rewarding to give than receive. There’s something about going down on another person, man or woman, and seeing how much they’re enjoying your skills. “What drives me wild in bed? A combination of two things: lingering, seductive eye contact...

Danica Dillon

I love watching two men together. I don’t know. It’s just different, taboo. People watch lesbian porn all the time, but I like watching men. “I’m married and the mother of three children, but that hasn’t stopped my career. I never expected to be in this business and took a...

Alina West

Back in New York I was working at a children’s clothing store during the day and dancing at night, but that got boring, so I packed up and headed West. The endless sun in California is still so dreamy to me. “The first time I stripped naked on camera, it...

Felicia & Gina

I never have trouble finding a girl to lick my pussy,” laughs Felicia. She pushes her hot slash into Gina’s face. “I just spread out on the roof, and the sluts come running. This bitch can’t eat enough of my box. She sucks cunt like she’s starving. I know guys...

Misty Lovelace

My first experience with HUSTLER was when I was on the Barely Legal August 2016 cover. It was an honor to be chosen, and I love modeling. I enjoy being in front of the camera and behind it, so it excites me to go to beautiful places to shoot! I’m...

Morgan Lee

I love movies and cartoons, especially Family Guy and South Park! In general I love to laugh and make people around me laugh too. Someday I’d like to pursue comedy —and have my own fitness line. Being fit is important to me, and it’s so hot when a guy takes...

Laura Bentley

I studied early childhood education and taught fourth grade before I realized I could make a more meaningful impact outside of the classroom than in it. Now I try to reshape society one person at a time with sexual healing. I like everything from tantric sex to bondage! “In my...

Mia Malkova

In my spare time on set, I read historical romance novels. They’re like porn for hopeless romantics. Yes, I’m addicted to reading! I’m also passionate about nature and traveling. My favorite thing to do when I’m stressed I take a nice long hike. “You know, I’ve always been attracted to...

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