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HUSTLER Honey MkBlondie
Vital Facts
  • Hometown Austin, TX
  • Age 25
  • Height 5-4
  • Measurements 35C-27-35
  • Favorite Position Missionary

About MkBlondie

I’m drawn to men who are dominant, both in life and in the bedroom, someone who will order for you at the table. The guys I go for are comfortable, smart and controlling— in a good way. It’s more about personality and wit than physical attributes. Whenever I have any free time, scuba diving, longboarding and smoking a hookah are my go-tos.

“I have a BDSM pet fantasy. Basically I’m locked in a lavish cage and only used for sex. I have a collar and leash, and I’m made to crawl on my knees to pleasure my master. I get tied and bound, fucked and sucked, used but not abused. My master treats me like I’m on a fucking sex pedestal.”


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