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Sarah Highlight

“A lot of the guys who come to Kiev to study are really after sex and girlfriends. Ukrainian women are known for being very beautiful, very feminine. When I was growing up, sex was something people didn’t talk about, something you didn’t do if you were a nice girl. Lucky...

Nika

“My boyfriend takes it personally if I masturbate. he acts hurt, like I’m cheating on him or something. So I don’t tell him of much I do it. But I do it a lot. I know my body really well now, and I’ve gotten to be a total pro. No...

Loni Legend

“I moved to LA to do porn. I love it. So far my favorite things are the people and, of course, the sex. I get to work with gorgeous, sexually talented men and women on any kind of set you can think of. Classrooms, public transportation, mansions, jail cells, kitchens,...

Cherry Morgan

“Big balls are a turn-on for me. I love the power I have when I’m holding them. And if guys ask me to bust their balls, I’m always happy to do it. I’ll tie them off really tight, punching, kicking, squeezing hard. It’s fun, and if they want it, I...

Jessa Rhodes & Vanessa Veracruz

“I don’t like oral from guys, but I love it from girls. There’s something superhot about looking down and seeing a beautiful woman between your thighs. “There’s no need to feel ashamed about what gets you off. Sex is animalistic and a part of everyday life. Divulge your fantasies to...

Riley Nixon

“I cut off all my hair last year. I was going through huge changes and feeling strong, and this haircut put me over the edge. It was the best feeling in the world, buzzing it off in that bathtub. I love changing people’s minds about what they consider beautiful or...

Jade Jantzen

The first time I tried porn, I was 18. I did it just that once, for the money. A year and a half flew by, and I was working at this restaurant as a cocktail waitress. I was really furious at all my coworkers and fed up with the manager’s...

Naomi Woods

“I have a thing for public sex. It’s just so risky. One time me and my ex were hanging outside on our porch. It was in the middle of the day, and we just fucked right there. I sat on his lap, wearing a long dress to hide his dick,...

Valerie Vixen

“Honestly, what makes sex great for me is bondage, role-play or having another girl involved. I had my first threeway last year, and I’m kind of obsessed with them now. My guy and I went to a strip club and picked up this gorgeous Bolivian girl with the most amazing...

April Brookes

“I’ve lost track of how many guys I’ve slept with. Last time I thought about it, it was somewhere around 60. That’s when I stopped counting and decided to just have fun. My favorite position is when I lie flat on my stomach, squeeze my legs tight and bump my...

Alice Lighthouse

I was engaged once, and it was a real BDSM relationship. We had a contract and everything. It lasted for two years, and my ex-master picked my porn name. He called me his lighthouse, so I used that for my last name, and we came up with Alice because we...

Britney Amber

“I have no idea what I’d be doing if I weren’t doing porn. It’s not only the sex, which I love, but also the life I have. I’m so spoiled! During the day I fuck. At night I party and dance. I travel to new places. I get so many...

Araya Acosta

“I don’t hate Los Angeles. I just love San Diego. There’s a huge military presence here, so there’s like four guys for every girl. Most everyone is in amazing shape. And people come here on vacation, so it’s easy to find someone totally down to fuck and have fun. “I...

Anna Nicole Does Hannah Harper & Mercedez

“Fuck the camera with your eyes,” Anna Nicole Smith directs. “I wanna see you scream with your eyes. Pretend the camera’s your boyfriend.” “They were telling me it was a Western shoot, and I was thinking, Hmm, what if they had one of those big old buckets that they have...

Noelle Monique

“I’m a free spirit. I’ve been known to test people’s patience just for fun. I mean, if you tell me no, I’m gonna do it. When I was in high school, I was really shy, but now I’m so much more open. When I see a guy I like, I’ll...

Ellie

“I want to practice international medicine and am working hard on my degree. I’m into guys who take everything in stride. I can get a little anxious, so I need someone to unwind me. “Because I’m so busy with school, sex has to be completely spontaneous. Last semester I was...

Marsha May

“I love to eat cum. That’s just my thing. I make sure I get as much as I can in my mouth. I love it, love it, love it. I don’t want it anyplace else. “If I’m really horny, just talk dirty to me. Talk to me about being deep...

Annie & Kris

Currently a guest of the state, Kris is troubled by the close quarters in the sanitarium. The amorous attentions of her cellmate, Annie, frighten Kris. “Temporary insanity, my ass! You’re crazy, Annie!” yells Kris. “Crazy for Kris…Kris…Krissy-Puffs,” mumbles Annie. Kris is struck with inspiration. “Annie, if you get me out...

Dolly Leigh

“I’m super into video games, particularly the open world ones. I love being able to feel like I’m in another universe. I can talk about my favorite series for hours (Elder Scrolls and Mass Effect, by the way). Generally I’m attracted to sweet, nerdy guys, especially ones who are a...

Dani Daniels

“I’m all about chemistry and connection. I love a man who’s confident, funny and a classic gentleman. Of course it helps if he’s great in the sack. And a woman who’s self-assured, dresses well and takes care of herself can gladly sit on my face. To me, porn means epic...

Paige Taylor

“Blowjobs are my thing. If my girlfriends ask for advice about how to suck a dick, I tell them there’s no such thing as perfect. It depends on the guy. Everybody’s different, and that’s the thing you should think about. You gotta feel that shit out. Try things. Give lots...

Jacky Sinn

“With all the traveling I’ve been doing lately, I find myself fantasizing about fucking on a plane. The turbulence and seatbelt signs make me want to do something dirty. Gets me hot just thinking about it—the secrecy and chance of being caught. “Sex is amazing when you’re with the right...

Olivia Austin

“I used to get picked on for having a big ass. It’s like 38 inches and it’s real! Within the last few years the whole ‘big butt’ thing has gotten so huge. Because everyone gets implants and injections, people assume mine is fake. It’s not. I’ve had my tits done...

Nadia, Sativa & Simone

After hearing about a mugging in their neighborhood, Nadia and Simone signed up for a self-defense class. Their hardbodied instructor, Sativa, showed them some basic kickboxing moves before pulling out the nunchaku. The sexy sensei then demonstrated how to neutralize attacks by probing their most vulnerable areas. Soon both girls...

Blair Williams

When I was going to an all-girl Catholic school, I grew curious about sex from reading magazines. So my best friend and I started practicing blowjob techniques on bananas. I’m competitive, so the harder she went, the harder and farther I had to go. I became a deep-throat expert. “I...

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