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HUSTLER Honey Ellie
Vital Facts
  • Hometown Seattle, WA
  • Age 22
  • Height 5-4
  • Measurement 34B-26-33
  • Favorite Position Cowgirl

About Ellie

“I want to practice international medicine and am working hard on my degree. I’m into guys who take everything in stride. I can get a little anxious, so I need someone to unwind me.

“Because I’m so busy with school, sex has to be completely spontaneous. Last semester I was getting my coat from a back room at a house party. There was this guy leaning against a pile of jackets, getting head. It was so dark, I couldn’t make out his face. I just saw this hot girl and her mouth licking him. She looked up and smiled, but didn’t exactly stop. I moved closer to the bed, and I guess I was staring. She said, ‘I don’t mind if you watch, but do you want to share with me?’ I’m really not a threesome girl. At least I wasn’t one. But I leaned forward and put his dick in my mouth. The girl and I sucked and licked and kissed, and he came all over our faces. I wiped my mouth, found my jacket and left. I never got their names. I remember being in the cab and thinking, I should go back and meet them. I’ve thought about that night a lot since then. It’s one of my recurring fantasies.”

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