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Some hungry men like cantaloupes; others prefer casabas. But the true gourmet knows that watermelons are the biggest taste treat of all. Just licking their sweet pink insides and feeling the warm juice run down your chin is enough to bring a smile to any man’s face. And they’re nutritious too. Do you know that watermelons offer large quantities of vitamins A and C? That the average wedge of watermelon has only 42 calories? Do you care? No, of course not. We know what you’re really looking at in these pictures: the sensational pair of melons. Everything else is just window dressing. But be careful where you spurt your seeds—you don’t want to get the magazine sticky.

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