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Haley Reed

A couple things people don’t know about me: I love going camping and roughing it, and I keep emergency sauce packets in my car and purse. You never know when you’re going to forget to ask for dip with your chicken tenders. “I’m into paintballing, canoeing, kayaking, long walks on...

Amber Ivy

I was sheltered as a kid, but when I got to be a teenager, I started dying my hair red, putting on a ton of eyeliner and sticking safety pins in my Catholic schoolgirl uniform. I was a rebel, and I’m still a rebel—a strong woman with a lot of...

Alina Lopez

I remember waking up the morning after losing my virginity. I was proud of myself and ready for the next experience. All my friends had this weird attachment to the guys they first had sex with. I just wanted sex! Not a boyfriend. That’s when I first realized I was...

Riley Anne

I always dreamt of being a model, but it was actually an old copy of ESPN ‘The Body Issue’ that encouraged me to finally go for it. I have a passion for artistic nude photography. Besides art, I like shopping. A lot! Sometimes I act like a princess. Love being...

Megan Sage

I’ve always wanted to have sex in a cool tree house—or maybe while I’m ziplining or something. Make it super interesting. I just kind of follow the universe and see what it has in store for me. I want to see everything possible and skinny-dip in every ocean. “I grew...

Zoey Foxx

My father was a preacher, and I was homeschooled. So I had to be a little angel until I was old enough to move out of the house. By that time I was ready to raise hell, and I did! Maybe the wildest sexual experience I’ve ever had was banging...

Sybil & Roxanne

I peel the rubber from Sybil’s body and explore her luscious curves. The brunet beauty is my goddess, and usually I am here to serve. But every now and again Sybil will switch things up, and our roles become blurred. Then we both feel the leather of the whip and...

Molly Stewart

I’m a huge sci-fi nerd—totally into Star Trek and addicted to sci-fi movies, shows and books. When I’m not nerding out or working, I ride my Triumph 675 R. Unlike many women, I can actually ride. I love cruising the coast in California and exploring the mountains. I’m a major...

Cindy & Bobbie

With no men on the horizon, sultry Cindy and blond Bobbie take turns dicking each other on the open range. Licking Bobbie’s asshole, Cindy braces herself for the hard ride ahead. “Eat that ass like it’s your last meal,” Bobbie squeals. “Mmm-more!” Buy the limited edition classic HUSTLER Magazine. December...

Tiara Tae

It’s an honor to be named Beaver of the Year! Winning the contest was a shock for me. There were so many beautiful women nominated that I can’t believe I was chosen. When I found out the good news, I celebrated with a shot of Patrón Silver! “I’m currently living...

Elizabeth Jolie

The best things about living in California? Sunshine and hot guys, especially surfer boys! I hang out by the beach whenever I can and keep healthy by meditating and practicing yoga. I would say that I’m a pretty happy, bubbly person, and I think it’s because I work hard to...

Zara

A little leather goes a long way for Zara Whites, tanned-hide star of the French fuck flick Reves de Cuir—pardon our French—Dreams of Leather. Zara matches the least with the most. Take a look at the next best thing to wearing nothing at all. Buy the limited edition classic HUSTLER...

Sophie Sparks

I move a lot—as in roughly every four months for the past two years. Right now I’m in beautiful Copenhagen, but by the time you read this, I’ll be in Madrid. I can’t wait for all the siestas and fiestas. So far I’ve traveled to 20 countries and lived in...

Jelena Jensen

When I was in school, I was the type of student who always had to get the best grades and take the hardest classes. I graduated magna cum laude from film school. While I was still in college, I took my first job in the adult industry, and that marketing...

Aspen Rae & Shyla Jennings

I’ve fucked on pool tables in Vegas, bathrooms in clubs and gondolas in Utah, and I’ve had my fair share of orgies with ten or more girls. I’ve enjoyed my sexual adventures, and I’m honored to be featured in HUSTLER with the gorgeous Shyla Jennings! I’ve known about the magazine...

Rina Ellis

I’m half-Japanese. Some people can tell; others can’t. But I have an exotic look, and that’s where that comes from. It’s funny because I’ll read about myself, and sometimes people will get my backstory wrong. But it’s all good—I’m flattered by the interest, and I’ll answer any questions from my...

Hannah Harper

I’m feeling really super dirty,” Hannah sighs to her video camera, reclining invitingly. “On days like these, I wish I were a cat so I could lick myself clean.” The raunchy documentarian teases the camera, licking the sweat from her arm. Hannah rests her head on a supple, pink pillow....

Deidre Holland

Australian porn? An unlikely proposition, until Dutch-extracted tart temptation Deidre Holland cast her glowering gaze and her glowing pinkness upon the Aussie sex scene for Down Under Video. She came; we saw; she conquered…she came again.

Sadie Santana & Lisey Sweet

When I was a young blondie, I was the type of girl who liked revenge fucks. Like if girls messed with my sister or friends, I’d fuck their boyfriends to get back at them. It was pretty fun, actually, and I guess it wasn’t really revenge because we’d keep our...

Hayden Hawkens

I’m a Midwestern girl, that’s for sure. I’m living in Kansas right now, and it’s so nice to be close to family and friends. I stayed in Los Angeles for a bit, but I always knew I’d end up back home. I missed my old life, grabbing beers and heading...

Emma Hix & Ryan Keely

The best thing about being a porn star, besides sex, is traveling. Especially if I get to go to tropical locations where I can show off my new bikinis! The only downside to globetrotting is leaving my cat, but at least I bring my other favorite friend…my vibrator. I bring...

Scarlett Bloom

I remember seeing HUSTLER magazines a lot when I was younger. I spent a lot of time in barbershops, so I was used to the covergirls being posted up everywhere. It’s like the poster child of every bombshell era since it began. “Overall, I have a stronger personality than most...

Dayton & Tawni

Alone in the mansion, Tawni is finally free to drill Dayton’s well-kept pussy. “Is your husband’s prick as big as mine?” queries Tawni, lubricating her strap-on with spit. “No, but he’s richer,” Dayton giggles. Laughs become yelps when Tawni returns the jab by plunging the plastic dong deep inside her...

Chanell Heart

After I graduated from high school, I considered being a teacher, but I was curious about the industry, so I hit up Misty Stone and asked for advice. She ended up being my mentor. I moved out to Los Angeles, created my alter ego Chanell Heart, and the rest is...

Edyn Blair

I’m a tattooed chick who likes Jeeps and hot rods, traveling the country, working out and playing with my pit bull. But I have a softer side too. I’m also a makeup artist, painter and lingerie enthusiast. If the panties have lace, I’ll wear them. If they’re leather, even better....

Gina Valentina

When I started doing porn, I knew that I wanted to be in this game for the long haul. That’s why it’s so important for me to interact with fans. I find that they are all just freaks like me, and I appreciate them for it! Luckily, I’m not shy....

Sicilia

If I won the lottery tomorrow, I’d open an animal shelter. I’m a huge animal lover, and I volunteer with rescues. When I’m in nature or with animals, I’m happiest. I live in Barcelona. It’s a beautiful city with endless possibilities. There’s culture, parties, the sea…you can never get bored....

Orchidea & Felony

Orchidea had no idea that wrestling playfully with Felony would cause such violent urges to erupt within her. Oiled with excited sweat, the delicious pair slithers together, vying for sexual superiority until the aggressive grappling reaches a raging climax. As Orchidea pins her opponent and goes down for the count,...

Lena Nicole

To me, sex is a sacred energy exchange. If people realized how powerful sex is, they wouldn’t have it with just anybody. It’s like a magical potion, and I’m addicted to its healing wonders. I live fully in passion, pleasure and play. Have you ever shared French toast with a...

Luna Lain

There’s more to me than what meets the eye. I love martial arts, metal music, welding and, most of all, being nerdy! I basically grew up in a science museum, and if I didn’t get into modeling, I would have pursued a career in physics. At one point I wanted...

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