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HUSTLER Honey Hayden Hawkens
Vital Facts
  • Hometown Wichita, KS
  • Age 28
  • Height 5-8
  • Measurements 34B-24-35
  • Favorite Position Missionary

About Hayden Hawkens

I’m a Midwestern girl, that’s for sure. I’m living in Kansas right now, and it’s so nice to be close to family and friends. I stayed in Los Angeles for a bit, but I always knew I’d end up back home. I missed my old life, grabbing beers and heading down to the lake to watch the boys do donuts and act stupid.

“I’m athletic, and I like yoga. That flexibility helps in the bedroom. Rough sex is so hot. I fantasize about getting rammed from behind in the back of a Lamborghini. The windows fog up as my lover slams me and my tits press against the glass.”

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