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HUSTLER Honey Lindsay Marie
Vital Facts
  • Hometown Chandler, Arizona
  • Age 22
  • Height 5-4
  • Measurements 36D-25-34

About Lindsay Marie

“I like guys with big cocks!” anything- but-shy Lindsay Marie exclaims. “No offense to small-dicked men, since they tend to try extra-hard and are usually good at oral. But there’s this sweet spot way inside my pussy that can only be reached by a well-endowed guy. I have the juiciest orgasms when that happens.”

Lindsay quickly adds, “I don’t want a sex partner who’s all meat and nothing else. A dumb dude packing a giant tool won’t be getting a second lay from me. I like to spend time with a man I can talk to as well as screw. That’s why my dream lover would have a really great body and be hung like a horse, yet have the brains of someone like Einstein or Obama.”

Besides catering to her insatiable sexual appetite, Lindsay regularly kicks up her heartbeat outside the bedroom. “I work out like a fiend to keep myself in tip-top shape,” the lascivious lady confides. “I have to because I’ve got a bit of a sweet tooth. If I didn’t go to the gym all the time, I’d probably weigh close to 200 pounds, and then nobody would want to see me naked. I’d hate that!”

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