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HUSTLER Honey Danni Kalifornia
Vital Facts
  • Hometown San Diego, California
  • Age 20
  • Horoscope Capricorn
  • Height 5-4
  • Weight 115

About Danni Kalifornia

“I am so excited to be in HUSTLER Magazine,” raves electrifying newcomer Danni Kalifornia. “I’ve been dancing at Larry Flynt’s HUSTLER Club for about two years. I figured if I can tear it up in a great strip club, I could rock a photo-shoot.”

Wherever she may venture, Danni rocks: “I’m always on the go. Being a SoCal girl, I love the beach. It’s the perfect place to kick back with a cold beer and fun people. I also love going to a lake with my girlfriends for barbecues and naked wakeboarding. That’s awesome!”

Danni, who describes herself as “a very straightforward smartass,” is up for revealing more than her stunning anatomy: “I have had my lesbian experiences, and I must say there’s something about a woman’s body and curves that are just fucking hot! But what can I say? I love the penis! I love when a man takes control and throws me around. I’m always in the mood, so a dude has to be down to fuck whenever and wherever.”

That certainly holds true at trick-or-treat time. “Every Halloween I’ll take a guy I’m dating to haunted houses and fuck,” the drop-dead-gorgeous Latina confides. “Like, we’ll take the tour with a group of people, then wander off. We’ve gotten caught by monsters working the haunted house and visitors going through, but we just keep goin’. It’s hilarious.”

Danni has never robbed a bank in Indiana (like her musical namesake), but her naughty tendencies can be overpowering. “The girls I hang out with are wild like me,” she explains. “So when men aren’t around, we have fun with each other! But it would be awesome if a few of my girlfriends and I went out one night and picked up a totally random dude, brought him home, tied him up and took turns. Any willing participants?”

 

 

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