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HUSTLER Honey Luna Lain
Vital Facts
  • Hometown San Francisco, CA
  • Age 25
  • Height 5-7
  • Measurements 30D-25-34
  • Favorite Position Girl on top

About Luna Lain

There’s more to me than what meets the eye. I love martial arts, metal music, welding and, most of all, being nerdy! I basically grew up in a science museum, and if I didn’t get into modeling, I would have pursued a career in physics. At one point I wanted to be an astronaut! I’ve changed somewhat from when I was younger, but a lot of things are the same. I still love reading, especially fantasy, and my perfect day would be waking up in Ireland, having a cup of tea and reading a book while it’s raining.

“My mom lived in Ireland for a few years, and I spent some time with her there. One summer I was camping in her backyard with our neighbor’s son, and I took his virginity! It was freezing cold, and we were loud. I’m sure our parents could hear us, but nobody said anything. These days I throw crazy BDSM parties a couple times a year, and I must admit, I do like to dominate the boys.”

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