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HUSTLER Honey Cadey Mercury
Vital Facts
  • Hometown Chicago, IL
  • Age 21
  • Height 5-5
  • Measurement 32B-24-35
  • Favorite Position Doggy

About Cadey Mercury

I lead a pretty simple life. Some days I just like to eat chocolate, smoke pot and relax—or go barhopping with my boys. At home I have lots of pets. They’re my BFFs, and I love to cuddle with them. We listen to music together—they like Queen almost as much as I do. I’m geeking out over the new Freddie Mercury movie, Bohemian Rhapsody. Can’t wait! It’s always been one of my dreams to sing in a band, and I’m really hoping I can make that happen.

“In a relationship, I like being daddy’s little girl. But if you’re my daddy, you’re my daddy and no one else’s. I don’t like sharing! I’m selfish like that. Well, unless I’m the one inviting other girls over to play…”

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