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HUSTLER Honey Athena Palomino
Vital Facts
  • Hometown Branchville, SC
  • Age 21
  • Height 5-8
  • Measurements 32D-25-40
  • Favorite Position Lying down with my legs together

About Athena Palomino

During the summer it’s all about the beach. Just give me some fun in the sun, and at night kiss my whole body by a fire under the stars. My dream is to run a health spa on a secluded island surrounded by sandy beaches.

“I grew up in a small town in the South, and I didn’t have cable, internet or a phone. When I wanted to play, I had to get dirty outside! I’m just an awkward, nerdy person with a goofy side. Hell, I didn’t even lose my virginity until I was 18. But I’ve definitely made up for lost time since then. My ideal lover would be my best friend, compassionate and masculine—gentle and rough at all the right times.”

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