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About Alice

It started with a disagreement after dessert. “A shaved pussy would never turn me on,” said Richard. “I like my women to be soft and furry.”

“I’ll bet you’d grow hard as granite if you could see me shaved,” replied Alice. “What do you say to that?”

Richard smiled slyly. “You’re on!” he answered, and suddenly everybody wanted to lend a hand.

“Take it easy with that razor!” Alice cried, squirming her ass on the tabletop. “You’re getting a little too close for comfort.”

“Don’t worry,” the men laughed. “We’ll be careful. Just settle down or we might accidentally nick your nookie.”

“Well, Richard, now that you’ve seen my snatch all slick and smooth, who wins our bet?”

“You do,” Richard answered. “Now come and get your prize.”

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