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What’s the difference between a guy

Question:  What’s the difference between a guy buying a lottery ticket and arguing with his wife? Answer: He might have a chance of winning the lottery....

Isn’t it Romantic?

Love is pure. Love is blind. Love is forever. But let’s be real, because love isn’t going to protect your assets when a marriage turns to shit. A prenuptial agreement, while short on romance, has its place and purpose—but like any tool, in the wrong hands it can easily become a weapon of entitlement and...

Simon was almost 70 and unable to perform sexually.

Simon was almost 70 and unable to perform sexually. For several months he went to his doctor, who tried a few things, but none worked. As a last resort, the M.D. referred Simon to an African witch doctor. “I can cure your problem,” the witch doctor assured him. He threw some white powder into a flame,...

Kim and her blond friend Rhonda

Kim and her blond friend Rhonda were having lunch when Kim said, “You don’t look very well today.” “I’ve got a bit of a sore throat,” Rhonda disclosed, “and it hurts like hell.” “I know a brilliant remedy!” Kim exclaimed. “Every time I get a sore throat, I give my husband a really good blowjob, and...

A nurse, worn out after her night shift at a hospital emergency room

A nurse, worn out after her night shift at a hospital emergency room, walked into a bank. Needing some cash,  she pulled a rectal thermometer out of her purse and began to write a check with it. When she realized what was in her hand, she looked at the flabbergasted teller. Without missing a beat, the...

A very old woman named Agnes was walking through the park

 A very old woman named Agnes was walking through the park one afternoon when she heard a voice croak, “Pick me up. Pick me up.” She looked around and saw a frog squatting near her feet. “Why should I pick you up?” Agnes asked. “You’re a frog.” “That’s true,” the frog admitted, “but if you...

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