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Wifi

Al received the following text from his neighbor: “I’ve been riddled with guilt, and I have to confess. I’ve been tapping your wife day and night when you’re not around. In fact, more than you. I’m not getting any at home, but that’s no excuse. I can no longer live with the guilt, and I...
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Irony

The HUSTLER Dictionary defines irony as having your mother call you a son of a bitch....
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The Pope

The Pope and Rob Ford died at the same time and met on the way to their respective destinations. After a brief discussion they proceeded on, but due to some mistake, Ford wound up in heaven and the Pope went to hell. After a few hours the error was caught, and they again met on...
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Deaf sex

During the day a deaf couple could easily communicate through sign language, but at night, in bed, the darkness caused confusion. To fix this, the woman came up with a plan: “Reach over and squeeze my boob once if you want sex or twice if you’re not in the mood,” she signed. “That’s a great...
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Flash mobs

Question: What’s the best thing about flash mobs? Answer: One grenade gets them all....
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Hermaphrodite

Ann had just given birth to a baby when she noticed her obstetrician’s solemn expression. “What’s wrong?” she asked, alarmed. “Your baby is a hermaphrodite,” said the doctor. “What’s that?” Ann demanded. “It means your baby has both male and female parts,” the doc explained. “Oh my God, that’s wonderful!” the new mother cried. “You...
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Poison

Schwartz went to see his rabbi. “I think my wife is poisoning me,” he said, upset. The rabbi responded, “I’ll tell you what. Let me talk to her. I’ll see what I can find out, and I’ll let you know.” A week later the rabbi called him: “I spoke to your wife on the phone...
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Young lady at sea

There was a young lady at seawho said, “God, ithurts me to pee.”“I see,” said the mate.“That accounts for the stateof the captain,the purser and me!”...
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Triple-X Trivia

For every dude who’s ever measured his dick or seen how far he could shoot his jizz, here are the marks to beat. Plus other weird-ass sex facts that might just win you a brew or two in your next barroom bet. The record for World’s Farthest Ejaculation goes to Horst Schultz, who shot his...
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