During the day a deaf couple could easily communicate through sign language, but at night, in bed, the darkness caused confusion. To fix this, the woman came up with a plan: “Reach over and squeeze my boob once if you want sex or twice if you’re not in the mood,” she signed.
“That’s a great idea,” her hubby signed back. “Likewise, if you want sex, reach over and pull my dick once. And if you’re not in the mood, pull it 50 times.”
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