The Pope and Rob Ford died at the same time and met on the way to their respective destinations. After a brief discussion they proceeded on, but due to some mistake, Ford wound up in heaven and the Pope went to hell. After a few hours the error was caught, and they again met on the way to their final resting places. The Pope exclaimed, “Boy, I was worried for a while. I always wanted to meet the Virgin Mary.”
Ford replied, “Sorry, you’re too late.”