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Watch the Curves

It’s hard to deny that motorcycles are a phallic symbol. After all, they’re often called “crotch rockets.” Trina Merry, an artist based in San Francisco, explored the sexual side of motorcycles in a series of striking pictures that depict choppers formed entirely from the contorted and conjoined bodies of hot chicks. Each bike, which took...

Going Gaga

During a concert in Belgium, Lady Gaga gave a visual shout-out to HUSTLER. Paying homage to one of our most controversial covers (June 1978), the pop provocateur climbed headfirst into a fake meat grinder. In our reciprocal tribute to Ms. Gaga, we commuted to work this morning in an enormous plastic egg and spent the...

Bum Rush

Brazil is known as many things—the annual host to a bacchanalian Carnival celebration, a hub of sugar production, a great place for Nazis to retire. But this South American nation should be celebrated principally for its contributions to the field of ass. The Miss Bumbum competition crowns the finest bottom in Brazil. Bootyful babes first...

Graffilthy

A burp is merelya gust of wind coming straight from the heart. But if it takes the southern route, it’ll come out as a stinky fart....

Joke 1

Paul and Stacey had been married for three years, and the honeymoon phase was definitely over. One morning the young couple had another whale of a spat. As Paul was leaving for work, he got in a parting shot: “You’re lousy in bed!” Hours later, while sitting at his desk, Paul started to feel bad...

Joke 2

Question: What did the mathematician do when he got constipated?Answer: He worked it out with a pencil....

Joke 3

Don was a long-haul trucker who’d been out on the road for weeks. When he stopped at a brothel in Nevada, he went right up to the madam and announced, “I know just what I want!” “What’s that, sugar?” she asked. “I want your ugliest girl to make me a dry pot roast and tell...

Joke 4

Question: How many perverts does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Answer: Just one, but it takes an entire emergency-room staff to remove it....

Joke 5

Betty came home from school one day and couldn’t wait to ask her mother about something. “Where do babies come from?” the fourth-grader inquired. “When mommies and daddies fall in love, they get married and have sex,” her mom explained. “Babies come from sex.” “What’s sex?” Betty wondered. Her mother pondered a moment, then answered,...

Joke 6

Question: What did the left nut say to the right nut?Answer: Don’t talk to the guy in the middle; he’s a dick....

Joke 7

Question: What do a condom and a coffin have in common?Answer: Both have a stiff inside, but one’s coming, and the other’s going!...

Joke 8

Charlie went to a movie and was surprised to find the theater almost empty. There was only a young woman sitting in the back row. Feeling bold, Charlie slid beside her and asked, “Mind if I sit here?” he asked. “Not at all,” the pretty gal replied. Once the flick started, Charlie looked over and...

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