Paul and Stacey had been married for three years, and the honeymoon phase was definitely over. One morning the young couple had another whale of a spat. As Paul was leaving for work, he got in a parting shot: “You’re lousy in bed!”
Hours later, while sitting at his desk, Paul started to feel bad about what he’d said to his wife. He called her to apologize, but the phone rang and rang and rang. Finally, Stacey picked up. “Sorry,” she huffed. “I was in bed.”