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Hardy-Har-Har

If you enjoyed the first installment of SHH! Productions’ SuperHorny in our May ’13 issue, you’d be a damn fool not to catch the saga’s thrilling conclusion in the latest issue of HUSTLER HUMOR magazine. Call 800-763-8271 ext. 7651 to order....

Jokes-Frank

Frank suffered a serious heart attack while shopping for groceries. Paramedics rushed the 50-year-old bachelor to the nearest hospital, where he underwent quadruple bypass surgery. When Frank woke up, he found himself in the care of nuns at a Catholic hospital. A little later, Sister Rufina came to his room and wanted to know how...

Jokes – Q & A

Question: What’s the difference between an inner-city drug dealer and a high-class hooker? Answer: The hooker can rinse off her crack and sell it again....

Jokes – Blind Date

Returning home from her blind date with Thomas, Mary was on cloud nine. She happily tore off her clothes in the hallway, tossing them all over the place, and jumped into bed. The next morning, Mary’s roommate asked about her date. “It was all right,” Mary coyly replied. “It must have been a lot better...

Jokes-Q&A

Question: What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? Answer: He wiped his ass....

Jokes-Dumber

Jill and Dan took their ten-year-old son Timmy with them on a trip to France. One afternoon, ending up at a nude beach, the family decided to go with the flow. Timmy went swimming, but a few minutes later he ran back to his naked mother. “All of those ladies have boobs bigger than yours!”...

Jokes-Sheila’s ex

When Sheila ran into her ex-hubby Brent at a bar a year after their divorce, she was burning with curiosity about his current circumstances. Hoping that the dude’s life had gone down the tubes, she inquired about his well-being. “To be honest, I’m doing terribly,” Brent grumbled. “I’m depressed as hell, drinking too much and...

Jokes-Hooker

After listening to the elderly prostitute plead her case in his courtroom, newly appointed Judge Davenport wasn’t sure what to do. He called a brief recess and headed to his chambers. En route he bumped into Judge Forbes and asked, “What would you give a 66-year-old hooker?” “Oh, gosh,” Judge Forbes remarked. “Only 15 or...

Graffilthy

Out on a first date,Barry vowed not to drink.If he’s gentlemanly,maybe the chick’ll show pink.But the lady’s a prudeand thinks her shit don’t stink.So Barry slunk homeand jerked off in the sink....

Colorful Cans

These alluring photos were snapped during a “body art” fashion contest in Christchurch, New Zealand. Some entrants went for an elegant, high-brow look, while others embraced their inner weirdness.We dig this new bodypainting trend among semi-nude hot chicks, and we totally respect their artistic choices. The only downside is all that damn paint. It gets...

Legendary Lays

Jill Nelson’s book Golden Goddesses: 25 Legendary Women of Classic Erotic Cinema is a great gift for nostalgic poonhounds who lived through the glory days of porn and young people curious about what their parents and grandparents used as masturbation fodder. A bevy of the performers featured in Golden Goddesses recently gathered for a book-signing...

Hunter Gets Hustled!

A swarm of barely legals descended upon Hollywood to celebrate the release of HUSTLER’s March 2013 issue at The Blok with notorious revenge-porn kingpin Hunter Moore. Eager chicks flashed their tits, spread their legs and clawed their way into Moore’s heart—and pants—as “The Most Hated Man on the Internet” downed bottles of vodka in honor...

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