Jill and Dan took their ten-year-old son Timmy with them on a trip to France. One afternoon, ending up at a nude beach, the family decided to go with the flow. Timmy went swimming, but a few minutes later he ran back to his naked mother. “All of those ladies have boobs bigger than yours!” the lad exclaimed.
“There’s a rule for that,” Jill said. “The bigger they are, the dumber they are.” Then Timmy asked, “How come all of the men have wieners bigger than Daddy’s?”