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Colorful Cans
These alluring photos were snapped during a “body art” fashion contest in Christchurch, New Zealand. Some entrants went for an elegant, high-brow look, while others embraced their inner weirdness.We dig this new bodypainting trend among semi-nude hot chicks, and we totally respect their artistic choices. The only downside is all that damn paint. It gets...
Legendary Lays
Jill Nelson’s book Golden Goddesses: 25 Legendary Women of Classic Erotic Cinema is a great gift for nostalgic poonhounds who lived through the glory days of porn and young people curious about what their parents and grandparents used as masturbation fodder. A bevy of the performers featured in Golden Goddesses recently gathered for a book-signing...
Hunter Gets Hustled!
A swarm of barely legals descended upon Hollywood to celebrate the release of HUSTLER’s March 2013 issue at The Blok with notorious revenge-porn kingpin Hunter Moore. Eager chicks flashed their tits, spread their legs and clawed their way into Moore’s heart—and pants—as “The Most Hated Man on the Internet” downed bottles of vodka in honor...
“How’s the GOP rebranding effort coming along?”
“How’s the GOP rebranding effort coming along?”...
“Arise, my son, you are healed. That’ll be $12,000!”
“Arise, my son, you are healed. That’ll be $12,000!”...
“If, over the years, HUSTLER has offended any members of Congress or any elected official given the public trust, I want them all to know from the bottom of my heart…I really don’t give a shit!”
“If, over the years, HUSTLER has offended any members of Congress or any elected official given the public trust, I want them all to know from the bottom of my heart…I really don’t give a shit!”...
“We have all the executives we need. We’re looking for someone to do the actual work!”
“We have all the executives we need. We’re looking for someone to do the actual work!”...
“That’s exactly what I like in a woman…me! ”
“That’s exactly what I like in a woman…me! ”...
“I thought they were trying to ban assault weapons…”
“I thought they were trying to ban assault weapons…”...
“She was shit-faced at a frat party, so a bunch of us gang banged her. The paternity test said I was the father.”
“She was shit-faced at a frat party, so a bunch of us gang banged her. The paternity test said I was the father.”...
“Isn’t that the outfit Ed bought for her that she said she’d never be caught dead in?”
“Isn’t that the outfit Ed bought for her that she said she’d never be caught dead in?”...
“So, I see you’ve had an exhausting day also.”
“So, I see you’ve had an exhausting day also.”...
“When does that clueless sniper soldier of yours come home from Afghanistan?”
“When does that clueless sniper soldier of yours come home from Afghanistan?”...
“You will soon meet a very nice young man…with an enormous penis!”
“You will soon meet a very nice young man…with an enormous penis!”...
“Yeah, I knew you were coming home today. I wanted to surprise you.”
“Yeah, I knew you were coming home today. I wanted to surprise you.”...
“So how was bowling night with your girlfriends, honey?By the way, there’s a rubber hanging out of your pussy.”
“So how was bowling night with your girlfriends, honey?By the way, there’s a rubber hanging out of your pussy.”...
“I should warn you that sometimes I cum too quickly…never mind!”
“I should warn you that sometimes I cum too quickly…never mind!”...
Jokes-Whorehouse
After doing ten years in a Nevada prison, John walked out the door with only $20 and the clothes on his back. In dire need of some pussy, he headed to a whorehouse and asked what he could get for 20 bucks. “Let’s see if Ol’ Trailer Park Helen wants a little action,” the snooty...
Jokes-Q&A
Question: Have you heard about the Catholic Abortion Clinic? Answer: It has a year-long waiting list....
Jokes-Harry
When Harry came back from the doctor, his worrisome wife noticed that he looked a little unsettled. “What’s wrong?” she asked. “I guess I should tell you,” Harry replied. “It was just a routine checkup, and everything seemed to be going fine until the doctor stuck his finger up my butt.” “Oh, my God!” his...
Jokes-Proposal
Daryl wanted to bone Minerva, the hottest chick in his office, but she had a boyfriend. One day the horndog got so frustrated that he offered her $100. Minerva refused. “I’ll be real fast,” Daryl promised. “I’ll throw the money on the floor, you bend down, and I’ll finish by the time you’ve picked it...
Jokes-Q&A
Question: How do you get a nun pregnant? Answer: Dress her up as an altar boy....
Jokes-Q&A
Question: How are women like takeout fried chicken? Answer: Once you’ve finished with the breasts and thighs, there’s nothing but a greasy box to put your bone in....
Jokes-Marsha
Marsha woke up with agonizing joint pain, so she went to her doctor. He put her through a battery of tests but couldn’t find anything wrong. “Have there been any recent changes in your lifestyle?” he inquired. “The only thing I can think of is that I started having sex doggy-style,” Marsha confided. “Could that...
