Daryl wanted to bone Minerva, the hottest chick in his office, but she had a boyfriend. One day the horndog got so frustrated that he offered her $100. Minerva refused. “I’ll be real fast,” Daryl promised. “I’ll throw the money on the floor, you bend down, and I’ll finish by the time you’ve picked it up.”
After pondering a bit, Minerva told Daryl that she had to consult her boyfriend. His brilliant advice? “Ask the guy for $200 and pick up the money really fast. He won’t even be able to get his pants down. Then give me a call.”