Held annually in Las Vegas, the Miss Exotic Dancer competition pits the nation’s sexiest strippers against one another in order to crown the deftest disrober. The latest hoedown took place at the Déjà Vu gentlemen’s club, where Puerto Rican Princess was deemed to be in possession of the Hottest Body. Misty (Most Unique Show) and Mimi (Most Original) were celebrated for their innovative stage work.
In sad news, Sally “Old Gray Mare” Cunnylips broke her leg in the preliminary round and had to be
euthanized. There was more drama in the finals when Sherry “Canyon Cunt” Cornhole was disqualified for
trying to smuggle three kilos of yellowcake uranium into the event via her cavernous cooze.