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Ariel

This 24-year-old concierge from Escondido, California, is quite cunning. “I like working with people and helping them find things,” Ariel explains. “Plus I get to find out which guy or girl is looking for fun while they are staying at my hotel.” By registering as one of our guests, she’s...

Alexandria Wu

“It was my dream to pose nude in a magazine,” says Alexandria Wu, 24, who hails from China and now resides in Boston, Massachusetts. “I love showing off my natural, sexy side.” Here’s why wooing the 5-foot-8 newcomer is worthwhile: “I’m a sweetheart, I tend to be polite, and I...

Scout

“I want to be the girl hidden under everyone’s beds,” proclaims Scout, 23, a “bubbly, silly, adventurous and amicable” dancer from Berkeley, California. “I would make a great wife because I’ll cook naked for my husband every night. He will never go horny or hungry. And I’m fun to watch...

Avril La Sin

“Chase your dreams and never look back,” professes Avril La Sin, a “brutally honest but spunky and fun” dancer at Larry Flynt’s HUSTLER Club, Las Vegas. “And never let what others think of you bring you down.” Avril, a lifelong southern Nevada denizen who’ll be blowing out 22 birthday candles...

Hollywood

“It’s been a dream of mine to appear nude for Larry Flynt,” raves this “fun-loving, adventurous and hypersexual” 31-year-old from Sacramento, California. “It’s an honor to appear in such a notorious magazine as HUSTLER. It’s the ultimate accomplishment. I am a nudist at heart, and my curiosity to try new...

Brianna

This “outgoing, bubbly, bisexual and flirtatious” office manager from Centennial, Colorado, wastes no time filling us in on her virtues. “I’m a great wife because I cook, clean, make my own money and am ready to please someone anywhere and anytime,” boasts 22-yearold Brianna. “Some mornings I like to get...

Vesper Lynn

“I think the human form is a beautiful thing and should be embraced and celebrated,” avows Vesper Lynn, who’ll be celebrating her 25th birthday in March. The “captivating, open-minded and passionate” freelance writer from Arcadia, California, can’t wait: “Every birthday I fly somewhere new and spoil myself with the VIP...

Bree

“I wanted to be nude in HUSTLER because nudity kicks ass!” howls Bree, 26, a “frisky and openminded Mormon” from Bountiful, Utah. “I just had to show the world the gold mine I’m sitting on. My pussy is so-o-o-o soft and pettable that I can’t keep my hands off her.”...

Gabby

“I’ll make a great housewife one day,” vows “outgoing and bubbly” Gabby, 19, from Dothan, Alabama. “I keep the house spotless, I drop to my knees to suck my boyfriend’s dick the second he comes home, and I cook a great supper every day. Who wouldn’t love that?” No wonder...

Madelyn Rose

“I get excitement out of exciting others,” declares Madelyn Rose, 22, a skin-biz newbie from Akron, Ohio. “I’m honored to be in one of the hottest magazines out there. I enjoy looking at all the beautiful girls, and I don’t mind my pictures being taken into the bathroom. Sex is...

Jenny Jade

This “sweet, flirty and outgoing” 30-year-old from Kansas City, Missouri, is tickled pink to be here. “Who wouldn’t want to be naked in America’s hottest magazine?” Jenny Jade marvels. “I love showing off my sexy body and knowing that someone out there is going to be pleasuring himself while looking...

Harley & Clarissa

To celebrate Valentine’s Day in February, we’re simultaneously unveiling two lovey-dovey hotties. Harley Lane, 20, is a lifeguard from San Antonio, Texas, who’s “wild enough to stop your heart but skilled enough to restart it.” The 5-foot-1 “sexual tornado” is a legal courtesan at Nevada’s Moonlite Bunny Ranch. Clarissa Steel,...

Rebekah Taylor

“I love giving guys a great tease and making them want more,” raves Rebekah Taylor, 28, an exotic dancer from Austin, Texas. “Feeling everyone’s eyes on me as I move around the stage is the next best thing to coming!” Hankering to have a multitude of eyes gazing upon her,...

Kylie Kohl

“Who doesn’t want to get all glammed up and take sexy photos?” coos Kylie Kohl, 29, an aspiring model from Chicago, Illinois. “I’m very comfortable being nude. I’ve been naked just about everywhere—in the middle of New York City, state parks, college classrooms, a cotton field. One of the weird...

Madi

“I admire HUSTLER Magazine,” says Madi, 18, from Ponca City, Oklahoma. “The thought of being featured in Beaver Hunt was so exciting for me, I just had to try making it.” She’s eager to make a great first impression. Admittedly “talkative and personable,” the 5-foot-8 neophyte model fills us in...

Summer Marie

“I am very outgoing, and I love group events,” declares Summer Marie, 22, a college student from Cleveland, Ohio. She’s now notched her most uninhibited group event ever, Beaver Hunt. “Being naked in HUSTLER is a dream come true,” the 5-foot-4 newbie marvels. Summer Marie isn’t shy when it comes...

Ava Adora

Back in 2014 Ava Adora and a gal pal had their picture snapped with ex-Prez Bill Clinton at a star-studded charity fundraiser. “I always have time for pretty girls,” he reportedly told his gushing admirers, unaware that they were legal prostitutes at the Moonlite BunnyRanch in Nevada. Clinton’s fly wasn’t...

Carmen

Next to break into nude modeling is Carmen, 25, a “fierce, passionate, ambitious and creative” librarian from Muncie, Indiana. “I want to inspire men everywhere,” professes the 5-foot-2 cutie, whose life is an open book. “I’m a sushi, coffee and teas addict,” Carmen tells us. “My favorite singers are Burl...

Lily Lovecraft

“I’m kind, caring, understanding, fun-loving, spontaneous and adventurous,” declares Lily Lovecraft, 27, from Parker, Colorado. We’ll toss in multitalented thanks to her fave hobbies—breeding and training dogs, singing, dancing and painting. The 5-foot-7 “fetishist and lifestyler” also digs making clothes, but she savors not wearing any: “I love my body...

Diwata

Born in Cebu City, Philippines, multilingual Diwata has resided in Southeast Asia, Europe, Latin America and La Jolla, California, where she’s an aspiring personal trainer. The 5-foot-4 fortysomething is a Renaissance woman to boot: “I’m sophisticated, elegant, spiritual, adventurous, wild and playful. My favorite pastimes are working out, shopping, helping...

Candy Kisses

“I find nudity to be a form of art, and I take pride in what I have,” proclaims 22-year-old Candy Kisses from Granbury, Texas. “So why not show the world? I’m a funny, outgoing person with a little bit of sass.” That explains why the 5-foot-6 Lone Star Stater is...

Bridget Glass

Bridget Glass is a “down-to-earth, open-minded and flirty” 30-year-old from Tacoma, Washington, with fine reasons for breaking into Beaver Hunt. “HUSTLER is a respected publication, and I love being naked,” the 5-foot-5 tyro model explains. “I was in sales and marketing for a few years, and I have been heavily...

Kendall

Twenty-two-year-old Kendall is a college student from Cincinnati, Ohio, who’s eager to reveal more than her 5-foot-4 body. “The words that best describe me are feisty and sassy,” Kendall informs us. “I’m known to be stubborn and argumentative too, but mostly in a playful way, and I always follow through...

Brandy Lilly

“I am very excited about having an opportunity to appear nude in HUSTLER,” says Brandy Lilly, 27, a “sweet, funny and helpful” housewife from Syracuse, Kansas. “It’s something new, and I appreciate the exposure—no pun intended.” We’re grateful that the 5-foot-6 glass-etching, writing and Facebook buff is also keen on...

Luna

“If you’re looking my way, I’ll give you a peek at the goods,” promises Luna, 50, a “shameless, mischievous and uninhibited” caregiver from Fort Myers, Florida. “I am definitely an exhibitionist out to make some lucky guy’s day.” Giving HUSTLER readers a peek was a no-brainer for the 5-foot-4 workout...

Melody

“I want to be a land surveyor, but my immediate goal is to make a name for myself in the adult industry,” declares Melody, 19, a “fun-loving and energetic” cam girl from Chandler, Arizona. “I figured the best way for me to do that was taking nude photos of myself...

Lexie James

“I remember sneaking a peek at my dad’s dirty mags at a young age,” admits Lexie James, 29, from Huntington Beach, California. “I was fascinated with how beautiful the female body looks printed on glossy paper. I’ve never been a fan of Cosmo or other girlie magazines, as I like...

Bella Brinks

“I’m a full-of-energy, fun-loving go-getter,” raves Bella Brinks, 22, an exotic dancer and entrepreneur from Denver, Colorado. Here’s where much of that vigor goes: “I love anything having to do with the outdoors, cooking and DIY [do-it-yourself] projects,” the 5-foot-2 newbie elaborates. “I enjoy listening to Sade, Fabolous and Lauryn...

Alice Little

Eager to show off all her girlie goodies is Alice Little, 26, a “sweet, easygoing, playful and personable” native of Wichita, Kansas. “I used to be a jockey,” the 4-foot-8 cutie recalls, “but it’s tough for a woman breaking in to get live mounts. You know, horses that have a...

Katie

Katie, 21, a movie-theater cashier from Anaheim, California, aspires to be a sea-animal trainer. In the meantime she’s quite comfy testing the waters as a skin-mag apprentice. “My favorite TV show is America’s Next Top Model,” the 5-foot-2 cutie discloses. “I’m probably too short and voluptuous to be a fashion...

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