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The Big Kiss-Off Vol. 4

HUSTLER Honeys locking lips and getting down; is there anything better? We don’t think so! Enjoy these lip-smacking pics! Natalie Heart & Elle Alexandra Orchidea & Felony Serene Siren & Aubree Valentine Nevaeh & Celeste Star Ryan Keely & Vina Sky Trinity St. Clair, Val Dodds & Reagan Foxx Mary Carey & Stormy Daniels Annie...

Asshole of the Month: Benjamin Netanyahu

For over a year now, the world has endured another gut-wrenching orgy of violence in the Israel-Palestine conflict. A little history first: After the British unveiled the 1917 Balfour Declaration promising a homeland to the Jewish people in Palestine, a former region of the Ottoman Empire, Jews began to immigrate to the region in large...

New Year’s Sex-olutions: 2025 Edition

Fisting! Gangbangs! Double anal! Some of our favorite XXX performers share their sexy goals for the coming year. The year 2025 is almost upon us, and with it comes a fresh start. HUSTLERMagazine.com put a naughty spin on the traditional New Year’s resolution and got a sneak peek of what kind of sexy and XXX-related...

NYE Hookups: The Pleasures and Pitfalls

Looking to ring in the new year with a bang? Proceed with caution; hooking up on NYE can bring some serious headaches, and we’re not talking about the morning-after hangover. New Year’s Eve is a night when everything seems possible. It’s the last hurrah of the year, a time when many of us will bid...

Ball Droppings 4: Another New Year’s Parade of Pop-Shots

It’s a new year, with new goals, hopes, dreams and aspirations…but some classics never go out of style, such as splattering a hot babe with a thick coating of baby batter. So let’s ring in 2025 with a blast (or maybe eight). Enjoy! Yasmyne Amber Moore Cindy & Robbie Aubree Valentine Cintia & Billy Cindy...

Hot Letters

EVERY YEAR WE RECEIVE HUNDREDS OF STEAMY LETTERS FROM YOU, OUR READERS. HERE ARE A FEW OF OUR HOTTEST HOT LETTERS, THE BEST OF THE BEST. SO LOCK THE DOOR. WARM UP YOUR FINGERS OR YOUR FAVORITE TOY. GET COMFORTABLE. AND ENJOY. POKE HER POKER The ace of spades was sticking to my left titty,...

Lingerie or Linger-Nay?

No, many men don’t care if their women get dolled up in frilly underthings before sex. Too bad for those guys, the lingerie isn’t for their benefit, anyway. The Victoria’s Secret crowd often characterizes lingerie as a naughty necessity for women looking to ignite diddle-time desire in the bedroom. Come to find out, though, that...

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Lingerie or Linger-Nay?

No, many men don’t care if their women get dolled up in frilly underthings before sex. Too bad for those guys, the lingerie isn’t for their benefit, anyway. The Victoria’s Secret crowd often characterizes lingerie as a naughty necessity for women looking to ignite diddle-time desire in the bedroom. Come to find out, though, that...

Ball Droppings 4: Another New Year’s Parade of Pop-Shots

It’s a new year, with new goals, hopes, dreams and aspirations…but some classics never go out of style, such as splattering a hot babe with a thick coating of baby batter. So let’s ring in 2025 with a blast (or maybe eight). Enjoy! Yasmyne Amber Moore Cindy & Robbie Aubree Valentine Cintia & Billy Cindy...

NYE Hookups: The Pleasures and Pitfalls

Looking to ring in the new year with a bang? Proceed with caution; hooking up on NYE can bring some serious headaches, and we’re not talking about the morning-after hangover. New Year’s Eve is a night when everything seems possible. It’s the last hurrah of the year, a time when many of us will bid...

New Year’s Sex-olutions: 2025 Edition

Fisting! Gangbangs! Double anal! Some of our favorite XXX performers share their sexy goals for the coming year. The year 2025 is almost upon us, and with it comes a fresh start. HUSTLERMagazine.com put a naughty spin on the traditional New Year’s resolution and got a sneak peek of what kind of sexy and XXX-related...

The Big Kiss-Off Vol. 4

HUSTLER Honeys locking lips and getting down; is there anything better? We don’t think so! Enjoy these lip-smacking pics! Natalie Heart & Elle Alexandra Orchidea & Felony Serene Siren & Aubree Valentine Nevaeh & Celeste Star Ryan Keely & Vina Sky Trinity St. Clair, Val Dodds & Reagan Foxx Mary Carey & Stormy Daniels Annie...

Hot Letters

EVERY YEAR WE RECEIVE HUNDREDS OF STEAMY LETTERS FROM YOU, OUR READERS. HERE ARE A FEW OF OUR HOTTEST HOT LETTERS, THE BEST OF THE BEST. SO LOCK THE DOOR. WARM UP YOUR FINGERS OR YOUR FAVORITE TOY. GET COMFORTABLE. AND ENJOY. POKE HER POKER The ace of spades was sticking to my left titty,...

Birthday Delights

For additional eye candy this month, we’ve rounded up five Beavers celebrating January birthdays. Naomi Bennet from Zatec, Czechia, recalled, “I first heard about HUSTLER while taking a cinema course in college. We learned about influential Czech filmmakers, and Miloš Forman’s The People vs. Larry Flynt was one of the movies we watched. I decided...

Sam Jay: Next-Level Funny

Netflix’s Roast of Tom Brady was one of Hollywood’s biggest nights of the year, and comedian Sam Jay might have scored the biggest laugh of the evening with her burn of Patriots’ quarterback and Brady’s predecessor Drew Bledsoe. Because Bledsoe didn’t play one second of New England’s Super Bowl XXXVI victory, Sam (née Samaria Johnson)...

Busty Brunette Bonanza Vol. 9

Dark-haired beauties with mouthwatering mammaries? Yes, please! Enjoy this pictorial celebration… Sofia Yurizan Beltran Ellie Nova Claire Sanders Jelena Jensen Layla Rose Lana Lopez...

XXXmas Cheer

‘Tis the season to be horny! Join us as we get into the holiday spirit with some of our favorite performers. ‘Tis the season to be jolly, merry and—horny?! With stockings being stuffed and halls being decked, the holiday season conjures up emotions that transcend warm and fuzzy. From shooting themed seasonal scenes to leaving...

Test(osterone) Drive

Is testosterone replacement therapy the key to a boosted libido? The answer is more complicated than you might think. Join us as we explore the science. Spend enough time doom-scrolling, and you will inevitably catch some meathead gym rat-turned-“social media influencer” rambling—probably shirtless—about how going on testosterone replacement therapy (TRT) transformed his weak wiener into...

Lickety Split Vol. 5

Strap yourself in, because we’re about to get some tongues wagging! It’s time for another box-lunch bonanza, courtesy of HUSTLER Honeys with a taste for twat. Go ahead, (muff-)dive in! Serene Siren & Aubree Valentine Renee Perez & Jana Jordan Nicole & Haven Shyra Sheer & Alana Ryan Keely & Vina Sky Val Dodds &...

Not So Fast?

Full steam ahead, or slow and low? Examining the merits of leisurely lays versus rabbit-quick rutting. Mankind was shot out of the great gash in the sky to populate the Earth, and presumably as quickly as possible. It’s why billions of blathering yahoos, imbeciles and inbreds now inhabit this rotten planet, making it less than...

Bald Is Beautiful Vol. 6

Here at HUSTLERMagazine.com, we’re big fans of getting lost in the bush and getting tangled up in lush crotch-curls. But sometimes, the smooth, soft beauty of a clean-shaven pussy is what the doctor ordered. With that in mind, we’re prescribing you several dick-hardening doses of HUSTLER Honeys who opt to go bare down there. Here’s...

Cold-Cocked!

The freezin’ season is upon us, and with temperatures dropping, chances are good that you’re experiencing an embarrassing cold front in your pants. Here are some tips for dealing with the dreaded withered winter wang. It’s getting colder than a witch’s tit out there in many parts of the country, as summer has officially fucked...

Titty-Tasting Time! Vol. 5

Open wide; it’s time to belly up to the boob buffet for a few heaping helpings of succulent sweater puppies, delectable dairy domes and tasty tatas! Don’t worry if you get a little stuffed; we don’t mind if you loosen your belt a little at this dining establishment. Bon appé-tit! Nicole & Haven Shyra Sheer...

Dahlia Dee’s Great BJ Experiment

Science says blowjobs can be good for you, so we decided to put theory into practice. Paging head doctor Dahlia Dee! We all know that blowjobs feel good. But can they be good for you? From improved sleep to sharper cognitive function, there is no shortage of scientific evidence that supports the many somatic and...

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