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Calling in Horny?

Could paid sex days become the next step in employee compensation packages? Back in the day, calling in sick was reserved for near-death experiences—fevers so high you were hallucinating, clutching the toilet bowl like the last passenger might cling to the cargo crane on the Titanic, begging for some higher power to just end it...

Blizzard Babes

The weather outside might be frightful, but these sexy snow bunnies are quite delightful! Prepare for a very cool exploration of powdery porn… Snow storm, sNOw problem! HUSTLERMagazine.com talked with four frosty treats about their experiences with shooting steamy pics and content in the wintry outdoors to warm all of us up, no matter how...

Coming to Terms

If you’re one of those dopes who thinks that female orgasms aren’t important, consider this—your inability to get a woman off could take you right out of the mating game. Right now, a horny herd of guys is probably glued to Fox News, tossing around some locker room talk about how sex isn’t about the...

Red-Hot Beavers Vol. 4

We’re not quite out of the woods with winter yet, but we’re heating things up with a collection of fiery-tressed beauties from HUSTLER’s world-famous Beaver Hunt amateur section! So go ahead and warm your bones—and one in particular—with this parade of ginger-haired girls-next-door. Shellie Clover Cheryl Kat Kerby Riley  Rae of Sunshine Tinkerbelle...

You Can’t Spell “Romance” Without “Man”

Contrary to conventional wisdom, a new study has found that men may actually be more romantic than women. Join us as we break down the science… We’ve all been sold the tired notion that women are the more romantic of the sexes. Meanwhile, men—or so conventional “wisdom” has it, anyway—are averse to mush, mostly only...

Fine, Fingered Femmes Vol. 14

You have to admire a beautiful woman who stays in touch with herself—especially if she lets you watch while she does so.  With that in mind, let your fingers do the walking through our latest celebration of Honeys who take a hands-on approach to their pleasure. Enjoy! Andie & Renae Jewel Diamant Katsuni Dylan Moore...

Andie & Renae

RULES FOR JACUZZI USE Everyone must shower before entering. That means a soap-and-water-type shower, not a golden shower. Appropriate swimwear is mandatory—except for hot chicks, for whom clothing is optional. No running, pushing, or horseplay. Foreplay, however, is actively encouraged. Loud noise is prohibited in the hot tub area. This...

Truth Bombs

Is honesty really always the best policy when it comes to relationships? Join us as we explore the science. We’re taught from a young age that honesty is the best policy. What they don’t tell you is that, sometimes—especially in romantic relationships—honesty can have consequences you never saw coming. We’ve all been there, confronted with...

Fetish Spotlight: D.I.D. Divas

Join us as we explore a kink that brings new meaning to the phrase, “I’m just a little tied up at the moment!” In this binding, writhing installment of Fetish Spotlight, HUSTLERMagazine.com speaks with starlets who are divas in the world of “Damsel in Distress” content and clips. This creative, sexy (and of course consensual)...

Girls on Girls Vol. 6

Nothing beats a hot, naked chick—unless it’s two hot, naked chicks getting busy with each other! So join us as we celebrate the glorious sight of beautiful HUSTLER Honeys pairing up and getting down. Enjoy! Kiara Cole & Skye Blue Eufrat & Brett Rossi Serene Siren & Aubree Valentine Ginger & Prilla Sera Ryder &...

Coming Back From the Fucking Dead

If your relationship is suffering from “dead bedroom syndrome,” getting back on fucking track might be easier than you think. They say getting it is one thing, but keeping it is another. In the beginning, couples can’t stop slobbering all over each other’s naughty bits, but then life steps in and attempts to spoil the...

XXX True Crime Junkies

One of the most popular genres of TV, books and podcasts revolves around the evil that lives among us—true crime! HUSTLERMagazine.com gathered two sexy armchair detectives who aren’t exempt from the curiosity and interest about what makes someone do the unspeakable to others. Grab your magnifying glass and latex gloves, we’re about to hit the...

Sex-O-Rama: Masters of Porn Funk

Composer Carvin Knowles on paying tribute to the music of classic XXX with his group’s sexy new album. Sex-O-Rama is a brand, a series of CDs and digital albums that collect reimagined musical versions of themes and scenes from some of XXX’s finest films, including those that only exist in the dirty minds of the...

Adina

A medical center in Bethesda, Maryland, is where the President of the United States undergoes his annual checkup. We’ve pointed that out because now checking into the Beaver Hunt colony is a “fun-loving, adventurous and caring” denizen of the Washington, D.C., suburb. Adina, a health spa professional who’ll be turning...

Yasmine

“I’d love to walk into the HUSTLER office butt-ass naked,” muses Yasmine De Leon, 28, a “spontaneous, uninhibited, feisty” denizen of San Jose, California. “I’m an exhibitionist, and I love being naked.” But those aren’t our get-the-ball-rolling Beaver’s only calling card. “I have a sense of humor, I’m upbeat, and...

Margaret Cho: 50 Is the New Dirty

The stand-up trailblazer opens up about her new podcast, the never-ending battle to keep comedy funny and why she dreams of becoming an old nymphomaniac. The last time I spoke to comic Margaret Cho for HUSTLER was in 2008. In that interview she talked so graphically about her sex life that she made this adult...

Asses High Vol. 9

Butt’s up, people! We’re back again with another loving look at some of the best backsides in the business, courtesy of HUSTLER’s most rump-tastic Honeys! So join us as we take up the rear for a cock-stiffening tribute to tush… Jewel Diamant Lucy Mendez Addis Fouché Sofia Ellie Nova Bambi Barton...

Natalie Cuomo: Funny as Fuck

Natalie Cuomo is hard to pin down. Is she the “Queen of Queens,” a bad girl of comedy who loves to roam the dark streets of the Big City? Or a sensitive soul whose first tattoo was of a vegetable? Whatever Natalie is, she’s also hilarious. Her 2022 first album, Shut Up You Loved It,...

Courts Are the Answer to Chaos

Trump is purposefully creating mayhem on a daily basis with a barrage of executive orders: directives halting federal grants and loans, firing inspectors general, stopping foreign aid and hobbling the Equal Employment Opportunity Commission and National Labor Relations Board. He has sent emails to millions of federal employees offering resignations, challenged birthright citizenship, threatened to...

Asshole of the Month: Kash Patel

Every tin-pot authoritarian leader in history has maintained power with one essential asset: a ruthless, obedient henchman as chief of state security—the badass SOB who imprisons, tortures and kills all opposition to “Dear Leader.” Hitler had Heinrich Himmler, Stalin had Lavrentiy Beria, and Mao had Kang Sheng—the top cops doing the dirty work of suppressing...

Sex Superstars: Blond Bombshells

In appreciation of the beautiful blondes who have graced these pages, HUSTLER presents a selection of fair-headed powerhouses and fan favorites—women who represent the gold standard in the adult industry....

Birthday Delights

We’ve found a way to counter poet T.S. Eliot’s assessment that “April is the cruelest month” by bringing back five Beavers celebrating birthdays in April. “I want to be the most daring girl in porn,” declared Adelle Sabelle from Svitavy, Czechia. “Am I a slut? Am I a nympho? Truth is, I’m a former hairdresser...

Violet Voss & Ama Rio

“I loved shooting with Violet and Ellen. I have always loved HUSTLER and dreamed of being included someday! I felt sexy and empowered the entire time. Definitely one of my favorite shoots. “Fun facts? I am a nerd! I love musicals, theme parks and all of the touristy things you...

Candy White

“I call myself Candy because I’m so sweet. I’m not just talking about my personality—every guy who’s ever gone down on me has told me that my pussy is the most delicious one he’s ever tasted. Take one lick, and you’ll be begging for more—and so will I! “I love...

Shelena

“I grew up in Sicily, and I loved the tranquility and sense of community there. Everyone knew each other and was willing to lend you a hand. I was surrounded by nature, with landscapes that changed with the seasons and sunsets that looked like paintings. However, there were few opportunities....

Holly

This 21-year-old hottie has just relocated from Las Vegas to the hip coastal community of Venice, California. “I needed to get out of the desert to be at the beach,” Holly explains. “It’s my favorite place to do everything—skating, swimming, playing volleyball, even sex.” And what brings Holly our way?...

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