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Khloe Kingsley

“Growing up, I was very sexual, which wasn’t easy, because I come from a very conservative family in the Bible Belt—I had to sign abstinence cards saying that I would wait until marriage to have sex! It was so, so dumb. “I’ve also been attracted to girls from an early...

Isabella De Laa

“When I was younger, I wasn’t very sexually open, and I didn’t know anything about porn. My parents were protective, and I was quite obedient—a very nice girl who did what I was told. I’d only had sex once before getting into the adult entertainment industry, so naturally I was...

Kaylin

Kaylin left the sleepy town of Bradenton, Florida, with big dreams of Hollywood stardom. After being hit on by several slimy mainstream producers at auditions, she decided to give nude modeling a try. “People in the adult business at least seem to be a bit more honest about things,” the...

Asshole of the Month: Donald Trump

The mop-haired, B-movie monster from Mar-a-Lago is back, terrorizing the nation with the very real prospect of another gut-wrenching four years in the White House. WTF?! In a 2024 survey of scholars and social science experts, the American Political Science Association rated all U.S. Presidents with a 0–100 score, and Donald Trump came in dead...

Kat Kerby

Kat Kerby, 31, is a college student and longtime HUSTLER fan from Detroit, Michigan. “Whenever I flipped through the pages and gazed in awe at the gorgeous models,” she recalls, “I’d say to myself, ‘I’m going to be like them one day.’ Finally, my dream has come true, and I...

Uncertain If She’s Flirtin’?

Do you have trouble telling when someone is into you or if they’re just being friendly? You’re far from alone. Fortunately, we have some pointers on how to keep those signals uncrossed. Every guy has had one of those moments when, from out of nowhere, a nice young lady engages him in conversation. She might...

Red Alert

Fiery and fierce, a redhead is unforgettable. She demands attention, is impossible to ignore. Lucille Ball maintained, “Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead.” Through the years we’ve fallen hard for magnificent gingers more times than we can count. Selecting favorites this month prompted intense...

Porn Awakenings

From double penetration to eating on camera, XXX performers share the unexpected passions they’ve discovered through their work. Adult entertainment is not just a great way for fans and viewers to discover new avenues of pleasure; it’s also an excellent way for the performers to explore uncharted areas of sexual experimentation themselves!  From discovering one’s...

Kirsten Fog

“I’m a very happy woman,” proclaims Kirsten Fog, 34, an office worker from Hradek Králové, Czechia. ”I’m always smiling, and I love to make others smile too.” Nude modeling is just the latest way the 5-foot-3 fitness aficionada does that. “When I’m at home watching a TV show or movie...

The August Skye Guide to Halloween Cinema

Stuck for something scary to watch on October 31? Horror-lovin’ hottie August Skye has you covered! (In blood, that is…)  What happens when you flush an aborted fetus down into a sewer system that may or may not contain nuclear waste? Find out as August Skye reveals her must-see spooky season movies!  The model, content...

Vee: 2024 Beaver of the Year

When Vee—a bar/restaurant manager from Houston, Texas—made her debut in our June ’23 issue, she remarked,“This year I told myself I was going to go out of my comfort zone—go big or stay home.” The 5-foot-4 bombshell has certainly gone big. “Winning the Beaver of the Year title is such...

Vee

“This year I told myself I was going to go out of my comfort zone—go big or stay home,” asserts Vee, 41, a bar/restaurant manager from Houston, Texas. “When the opportunity came up, I didn’t hesitate. Being in HUSTLER is definitely an honor. My goal is to make a cover...

Asses High Vol. 8

Butt men, rejoice! We’re bringing up the rear in a big way once again, with HUSTLER Honeys sticking their delectable rumps in the air…and believe us, you’ll really care. Enjoy! Nata Gold  Anna Claire Ashby Winter Peach Helena Avery Jane Jodie Star Kelly Collins...

Sen Dog: Weed, Women and Song

The Cypress Hill co-founder on 420, shockingly graphic fan mail and his hardcore metal band, Powerflo. Hip-hop pioneer Sen Dog is still smoking on every level. The co-founder of Cypress Hill rolled up to HUSTLERMagazine.com to discuss the second album from his hardcore metal band Powerflo, titled Gorilla Warfare. Powerflo is a ferocious four piece...

Booty Buffet

We hope you brought your appetite, because ass is on the menu today! Join us as we go deep between the cheeks with two anilingus all-stars. Grab your bib, it’s time to dine on the finest delicacy known to man—the ass! From tonguing this backdoor treasure to making out with this hot hole, it will...

Tooning Out the Election Vol. 2

We’re quite aware that this year’s Presidential election is no laughing matter. It might mean the difference between restoring America to sanity and…well…never having an election again.  Even so, allow us to help take a little bit of the pressure off with a hilarious collection of election-related cartoons. Go ahead, have a chuckle or two;...

Busty Beaver Blowout Vol. 2

Breast men, rejoice! We’re bringing you a bounty of billowing bosoms, courtesy of HUSTLER’s world-renowned Beaver Hunt! It’s truly a feast of funbags, a bonanza of bazooms and a jackpot of jugs! Get ready to go tits-up, in the best possible way. Enjoy! Lizzy Domina Sierra Spunk Heather 19_X Maddy Black  Zlata Shine Jennifer Mendez...

Kayla Katt

“I’ve always been both highly intellectual and highly physical. In college, I was assigned to read Narcissus and Goldmund by Hermann Hesse, and Hesse’s talk of duality spoke to me deeply. Growing up, I did extremely well in school and even had a successful writing company while in high school...

Lilly Bella

“I am a smiling, emotional, sometimes moody girl with big dreams. I like to dance, work on my socials and travel, especially in Italy or Spain. Weekends are for family. “Sometimes I have sex three times a day and sometimes just once a week. My favorite is when my partner...

Scarlett Hampton

“I really like to travel, and I have a funny story from a recent trip: I was going through TSA at the airport, and they had to check my bag. I was just standing there while this older man went through my suitcase of lingerie and sex toys. He was...

Aria Lee

“A man should focus on a woman’s pleasure just as much as his own. Whenever I perform, I get so happy when I make my partner come. I try to make my lover feel good, and that makes me feel good too.” “A few years ago I was discovered on...

Jenna Rodgers

“When I masturbate, I think about the last person I’ve fucked. Where were we? What did he smell like? What did he taste like? When that fantasy is over, I’ll move on to other moments in my past. I have a big bank of sex memories that randomly make me...

Holly Hotwife

Congratulations to our 2023 Beaver of the Year! HUSTLER readers have cast their ballots, and the winner, by a landslide, is…Holly Hotwife! Our Beaver of the Year is a hotwife who lives the life. Every year Holly, her hotwife friends—and the hubbies, of course—travel to cities throughout the U.S. to,...

This Movie Sucks!

Lights! Camera! Action? The pleasures and perils of getting busy in a movie theater. America is returning to the cinema, albeit slowly. Although streaming services and the lockdowns associated with COVID-19 put the movie theater in peril, there has been a moderate uptick in attendance over the past year, as people are presumably doing anything...

Military Mirth Vol. 2

It’s Veterans Day, when we honor the men and women who have served in the U.S. Armed Forces. With that in mind, we’re serving up a selection of military-themed humor from HUSTLER’s vast collection of outrageous cartoons. Enjoy!  “This is the Pentagon. May I help you, please?!”...

Christopher Bickel’s Dark ‘Mission of Light’

The indie-film renegade blazes a trail through violence, drugs, cults and insanity with his latest gritty offering. With his latest gritty, low-budget, countercultural feature, underground filmmaker Christopher Bickel has once again blazed a trail through a landscape of violence, drugs and insanity. In Pater Noster and the Mission of Light, Bickel tells the story of...

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Brunet Bush Brigade: Hardcore Edition Vol. 4

Break out your pith helmet and meat machete; we’re going deep into the bush again with some of HUSTLER’s hottest (and hairiest) Honeys as they show off their pubic pelts while getting down and dirty. Enjoy the (s)expedition! Zerella Skies Aubry Babcock Dharma Jones Lulu Chu Kimmy Kimm Laya Rae Hazel Moore...

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