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Jewel Diamant

“There are a number of things I enjoy about working in the adult industry, but one of the biggest is that I get the chance to work with bi men. I love taking bi cock, and it is a thrill to see a guy put his dick in another man....

Heather Honey

“I’m quite free-spirited when it comes to sex, which didn’t go over so well with my parents. My mother was always freaking out about me wearing short skirts. Now that I’m in porn, I can be a free, sexual person without judgment, and it’s awesome! “I get turned on by...

Rosalyn Sphinx

“The secret to great sex isn’t complicated. All you have to do is ask your partner what they like. Find out what their kinks are, and go from there. Engaging in open conversation is the most important thing you can do with your mouth when it comes to sex—though, of...

Stephanie Crawford

“It has long been my dream to appear in HUSTLER Magazine,” proclaims Stephanie Crawford, 44, from Fitzgerald, Georgia. “I hope that Beaver Hunt is a stepping stone to being a feature model and covergirl down the road.” The 5-foot-11 bombshell continues, “I’m outgoing and the life of the party. My...

Kitty Kewpie

“Nude modeling gives me a confidence boost,” says Kitty Kewpie, 28, from Chicago, Illinois. Admittedly “outgoing, charismatic and spontaneous,” the 5-foot-3 Windy City resident is also adorable, bodacious and talented. “Two of my favorite pastimes are playing the piano and cooking,” she informs us. “My long-range goal is to be...

Asshole of the Month: Pete Hegseth

Among the unqualified carnival clowns and bootlickers named by Trump as of this writing, one stands out as the most deranged and dangerous: the candidate for secretary of defense, Pete Hegseth, a Christian holy warrior who has declared jihad against two foes—Islam and the American Left. As reported in The Washington Post, he has demonized...

The Emperor Has No Clothes

In the Hans Christian Andersen folktale, a vain, egotistical emperor who cared about nothing but his own appearance was duped into wearing a new suit of clothes professed by swindlers to be “invisible to anyone who was either unfit for his situation or else was intolerably stupid.” Of course, the emperor could not admit to...

Birthday Delights

Adding more sizzle to this revue is a handful of Beavers celebrating birthdays in February. Violette Pink from Cedar Rapids, Iowa, declared, “Men get aroused looking at naked women, and I love turning men on. I prefer doing it in the bedroom, but nude modeling is fun too. I’m very self-confident and capricious.” Lexi Rainz—a...

Now THAT’s Fucking Funny!

Sex is no laughing matter—or is it? According to a new study, yukking it up in the bedroom could boost your screwing satisfaction....

The Inner Game of Domination

There’s more to master mojo than flashy moves, proper protocol and politically correct posturing. Here’s how to bring your A-game to the dungeon. There may not be one true way to be an effective and desirable dominant partner to an intelligent submissive woman with fantasies and designs of her own, but there are a lot...

How to Meet (& Greet) a Porn Star

Planning on lining up to meet your favorite adult performer at a XXX event? Try these simple tips for a memorable experience that separates you from the masses. Adult expos are a veritable mecca for hardcore porn fans. All of your favorite starlets, scantily clad and under one roof! The excitement is overwhelming, but one...

Better Sex Through Sleeping

If you’re not feeling up for a good romp in the sack with your partner lately, it might be because you’re not getting enough of that other bedroom activity. I never really understood why people sometimes refer to sex as “sleeping together” because, let’s face it, there’s not a heck of a lot of sleeping...

Well-Heeled Honeys Vol. 6

Hot Honeys in sexy high heels and nothing else—now that's a fashion show we can get behind! Step right up and get your kicks with this parade of perfectly accessorized beauties!...

Scarlett Alexis

“A little something—actually, a big something—about me: I love to play music. Starting from a very early age, I studied any instrument I could find. I play piano, guitar, ukulele and flute, and recently I’ve been learning violin. Playing music is extremely therapeutic for me and provides a great outlet...

Butt’s Happening! Vol. 12

Brace yourselves, ass fans; we’re getting cheeky once again with another mouthwatering collection of gorgeous glutes, tempting tushes and cock-stiffening cabooses! Go ahead; enjoy the rear view. ...

Mismatched Libidos: A Survival Guide

Is your sex drive not lining up with your partner’s level of desire? Don’t despair; there are ways to reach a carnal common ground. If ever there was definitive proof that there is no god, it’s that men and women seldom seem to be on the same page when it comes to sex. Either the...

Female Porn Fans

HUSTLERMagazine.com speaks to three smut-loving ladies about their viewing preferences and what kind of XXX content gets their juices flowing.  Where once porn consumption was considered the near-exclusive domain of heterosexual men, the ongoing diversification and (incremental) normalization of adult content, combined with contemporary, unbiased academic analysis, reveals that a not-insignifcant segment of women also...

Lilianna

“I have a nice body, so I thought it would be interesting to show it off,” declares 18-year-old Lilianna, a “smart and outgoing” college student from Painesville, Ohio. The 5-foot-4 skin-mag rookie has several other attributes that make her desirable: ”I like to have fun, I have a good heart,...

Kitty & Natily

“I will try anything and anyone at least once,” boasts blond Kitty, 27, a waitress and “free-spirited anarchist” from Spokane, Washington. Her fave pastime, “hot dates with lot of guys and girls,” has led to occasional threesomes and an orgy. “I will gladly discard my clothes if some one wants...

Buff and Banging

A new study has found that physically stronger women have more sex than their less-muscled counterparts. Join us as we do some heavy lifting to explore the phenomenon. Muscle might be all it takes to rack up that body count in this golden age of superficiality—and not just for men. Hold onto your dumbbells, dumbbells,...

Violet Starr

“When I got to college, I took a philosophy of religion class that really made me think differently and connect with myself. I always knew I wanted to do porn. It’s a chapter of my life I need to explore. “Right now I can’t stop thinking about gangbangs. I have...

Isabella

ISSUE: August ’09 HOMETOWN: Mendocino, CA OCCUPATION: Waitress NAKED TRUTH: “I watch TV naked all the time. The pizza guy loves me. I like sucking dick, but to make it fair, I also like to get my pussy licked. Right now I’m really into threesomes with girls.” Since the Bicentennial...

A HUSTLER Parade of Pink 10

We love a parade—especially when it involves a procession of warm, wet, wide-open pussy! Get ready to stand up and salute, as some of HUSTLER’s hottest Honeys spread wide for your pleasure. Enjoy! Ellie Nova Helena Azura Grace Addis Fouché Tiffany Rayne Hanna Hilton Bridget...

Rae Of Sunshine

“I want to give men across the world something to dream about,” proclaims Rae of Sunshine, 23, a “bubbly, down-to-earth and happily married homemaker” from Warren, Massachusetts. “Making it into such a prestigious magazine is a dream come true. My husband is also extremely excited that I am getting this...

XXX Valentine’s Day

Ah, Valentine’s Day—a day of swooning, romance, love and—if you’re lucky—hanky-panky!  Below, HUSTLERMagazine.com had the pleasure of sharing five amazing performers' affection for Cupid’s arrow and, well, their love of love!...

Power Plays

According to a new study, the more of an upper hand someone has in a relationship, the more likely they are to cheat. Join us as we explore this phenomenon. Power tends to go to the heads of those who possess it. All some snot-nosed douchebags need are a fancy title, the big office with...

Bare-Ass Beach Babes: Beaver Edition Vol. 3

Depending on where you are, the weather outside might be frightful, as Old Man Winter continues to have its way with us, but we’re hitting the beach anyway! Join us as a collection of beauties from HUSTLER’s legendary Beaver Hunt section strip down and frolic in the waves and on the sand. Aren’t you feeling...

Well-Heeled Honeys Vol. 9

Hot Honeys in sexy high heels and nothing else—now that’s a fashion show we can get behind! Step right up and get your kicks with this parade of perfectly accessorized beauties!...

Fine, Fingered Femmes Vol. 13

Usually, giving the finger is considered a gesture of contempt, but when gorgeous HUSTLER Honeys are slipping themselves—and each other—some digits, it’s a delicious act of bliss. With that in mind, we’re serving up another celebration of beautiful babes getting in touch with themselves. Go ahead; give ’em a hand! Vanna Bardot Jodie Star Nevaeh...

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