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I Am Woman: Hear Me Roar

Political pundits have been arguing and analyzing nonstop ad nauseam since Election Day. Theories on Vice President Harris’s dismal loss range from the candidate having insufficient time to campaign, her inability to differentiate herself from President Biden, Americans’ poor perception of the economy, etc., etc. And sure, all of those elements likely played a role....

Spencer Bradley

“I don’t just suck dick; I romance it. I’m very big into cock worship, so when I give a blowjob, I’ll work my tongue and lips all over it. I love to rub my face on a nice, hard prick too. And my pussy is supertight! Some guys don’t even...

Hanna Hilton

HUSTLER CLASSIC JANUARY 2007 Be gentle with Hanna, folks. This is her very first time. “I’ve never been in a nude magazine layout before,” the statuesque beauty discloses. “I hope the readers like me.” With her country-girl looks and winning smile (not to mention legs that don’t quit and a...

Layla Belle

“It took me a while to come out of my shell when I was growing up, but once I did, there was no looking back! I hooked up a lot in high school—so much that I was voted most likely to be a porn star! I got shamed for being...

Addis Fouché

“Posing nude and doing porn have enhanced my life in so many ways. For one, I love how in touch with my body I become when I pose nude. Instead of wearing clothes to illustrate who I am to the public, I’m left with just my skin—which, I think, shows...

Lucy Mendez

“My friends would say that I am funny and a little bit crazy. I would add super loyal. I’m also an unstoppable dreamer and totally unpredictable. Some of my hobbies and passions might surprise you. I enjoy quantum physics and numerology, as well as geography and history. And I love...

Kirsten Skye

“I thinks it’s neat to be able to brighten up someone’s day just by looking my best when I’m out and about,” professes Kirsten Skye, 33, from Reno, Nevada. “But in HUSTLER I can show off everything and bring even more enjoyment to lots of people.” The 5-foot-10 Silver Stater...

Dakota Quinn

“I feel extra-sexy when posing nude,” declares Dakota Quinn, 28, from Belle Plaine, Kansas. The 5-foot-2 cutie pie goes on to disclose, “I’m warm, sweet and bratty. I used to be a patient care technician, and I dig cosplay, music festivals, two-hour trips to the gym and traveling. Now I’m...

The Big Kiss-Off Vol. 4

HUSTLER Honeys locking lips and getting down; is there anything better? We don’t think so! Enjoy these lip-smacking pics! Natalie Heart & Elle Alexandra Orchidea & Felony Serene Siren & Aubree Valentine Nevaeh & Celeste Star Ryan Keely & Vina Sky Trinity St. Clair, Val Dodds & Reagan Foxx Mary Carey & Stormy Daniels Annie...

Asshole of the Month: Benjamin Netanyahu

For over a year now, the world has endured another gut-wrenching orgy of violence in the Israel-Palestine conflict. A little history first: After the British unveiled the 1917 Balfour Declaration promising a homeland to the Jewish people in Palestine, a former region of the Ottoman Empire, Jews began to immigrate to the region in large...

New Year’s Sex-olutions: 2025 Edition

Fisting! Gangbangs! Double anal! Some of our favorite XXX performers share their sexy goals for the coming year. The year 2025 is almost upon us, and with it comes a fresh start. HUSTLERMagazine.com put a naughty spin on the traditional New Year’s resolution and got a sneak peek of what kind of sexy and XXX-related...

NYE Hookups: The Pleasures and Pitfalls

Looking to ring in the new year with a bang? Proceed with caution; hooking up on NYE can bring some serious headaches, and we’re not talking about the morning-after hangover. New Year’s Eve is a night when everything seems possible. It’s the last hurrah of the year, a time when many of us will bid...

Ball Droppings 4: Another New Year’s Parade of Pop-Shots

It’s a new year, with new goals, hopes, dreams and aspirations…but some classics never go out of style, such as splattering a hot babe with a thick coating of baby batter. So let’s ring in 2025 with a blast (or maybe eight). Enjoy! Yasmyne Amber Moore Cindy & Robbie Aubree Valentine Cintia & Billy Cindy...

Lingerie or Linger-Nay?

No, many men don’t care if their women get dolled up in frilly underthings before sex. Too bad for those guys, the lingerie isn’t for their benefit, anyway. The Victoria’s Secret crowd often characterizes lingerie as a naughty necessity for women looking to ignite diddle-time desire in the bedroom. Come to find out, though, that...

XXX Name-Dropping

What happens when your favorite performers decide to change their noms de porn in the middle of their careers? Four blue-screen pros share how they managed to switch their stage names while avoiding an identity crisis… Porn performers, like any other celebrity that brings us joy, can be household names, but what happens when your...

Accent on Seduction

Exploring the erotic appeal of foreign accents. Back when I was in high school, there was this foreign exchange student named Ian who really stuck in my craw. Not just in mine, but all the guys. He was, as you might have guessed, from the United Kingdom and it seemed nearly every girl on campus...

Blue-Eyed Beauties Vol. 4

Are you ready to get a case of the blues in the best possible way? We’re bringing you a collection of captivating HUSTLER Honeys with blue eyes to get lost in—and killer bodies to die for! Enjoy… Bridget Alya Stark Kiara Cole Skye Blue Lilly Bella Octavia Red Angel Youngs...

Hot Letters

Every year we receive hundreds of steamy letters from you, our readers. Here are a few of our hottest Hot Letters, the best of the best. So lock the door. Warm up your fingers or your favorite toy. Get comfortable. And enjoy. POKE HER POKER The ace of spades was sticking to my left titty,...

Natalie Tyler

Natalie Tyler is one brainy beauty. Hot enough to be a sought-after nude model, she’s also pursuing a master’s degree in public administration. “I really love to learn,” the statuesque Midwesterner says. An avid reader, Natalie cites Kate Chopin’s The Awakening and William Faulkner’s As I Lay Dying as her...

Asia Vargas

“I only joined the adult industry in 2021, and in the two years since, I have gotten to meet so many new people and explore my sexuality. I’ve really enjoyed the experience. Before porn, I was a fashion model, so I was already comfortable being in front of the camera,...

Dimonica Rose

“I admire people who follow their heart—who say what they believe in and do exactly what they want to do. Since I was young, I’ve been a rebel. I love artistic expression, and I write poetry. I dye my hair crazy colors, and I play with different makeup and styles,...

Blue Angel

“I lost my virginity with my best friend. She came over one day, and she wanted to watch porn. I was really surprised, but I put on a movie from my dad’s secret VHS collection. It started with a lesbian scene, and she looked at me and said, ‘Are you...

Redd Kross…Red-Hot!

More than four decades into their musical journey, Steven and Jeff McDonald are having a major moment with a new album, memoir and documentary. Weirdos, rejoice! Hawthorne, California’s other musical sons (who are real life brothers), Redd Kross, are having a major moment right now. First there is the quirky and honest documentary Born Innocent:...

Lingerie Lovedolls Vol. 18

Strap yourselves in; it’s time for another parade of hot HUSTLER Honeys thrilling you in, and out of, their fancy, frilly underthings. Enjoy! Laura Desirée Khloe Kingsley Isabella De Laa Ellie Nova Dylan Moore Addis Fouché Lucy Mendez...

Lane Elizabeth

“I love flashing my boobs at Mardi Gras and showing the whole enchilada everywhere else,” trumpets mesmerizing Lane Elizabeth, a “sweet party girl” and die-hard exhibitionist out of Mesquite, Texas. We’re tickled pink that “everywhere else” includes periodic peeks in the certified hottie’s favorite skin mag, which rewards its immodest...

Addison Vodka: Drink Her In!

Facials, blowjobs and public sex—oh, my! Addison Vodka goes all-in and all-out for a delightfully probing interview.  Are you there, God? It’s me, John Blaylock, thanking you for creating Addison Vodka.  A celestial sex bomb who made the leap from camming to mainstream porn, Addison’s take-no-prisoners attitude and carnal joie de vivre are the secret...

Erin Everheart’s Adult Expo Survival Guide

The readiness is all. Superlative performer Erin Everheart explains the labor and preparation that go into planning a perfect adult expo experience. Ah, the porn star life—nothing but parties, signing autographs and flirty photo ops with your sexy friends at industry events. Right? Wrong. Sure, awards shows and fan expos are a blast for one...

Busty Blond Babes Vol. 10

Fair-haired beauties with nice, big boobies—it’s a look that never goes out of style. So join us as we celebrate hot HUSTLER Honeys with flaxen tresses and mouthwatering knockers. You’re in for mounds of fun! Kaylin Peach Hanna Hilton Lindsay Marie Natalie Tyler Briana Blair Eden Adams...

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