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Lilly Bella

“I am a smiling, emotional, sometimes moody girl with big dreams. I like to dance, work on my socials and travel, especially in Italy or Spain. Weekends are for family. “Sometimes I have sex three times a day and sometimes just once a week. My favorite is when my partner...

Scarlett Hampton

“I really like to travel, and I have a funny story from a recent trip: I was going through TSA at the airport, and they had to check my bag. I was just standing there while this older man went through my suitcase of lingerie and sex toys. He was...

Aria Lee

“A man should focus on a woman’s pleasure just as much as his own. Whenever I perform, I get so happy when I make my partner come. I try to make my lover feel good, and that makes me feel good too.” “A few years ago I was discovered on...

Jenna Rodgers

“When I masturbate, I think about the last person I’ve fucked. Where were we? What did he smell like? What did he taste like? When that fantasy is over, I’ll move on to other moments in my past. I have a big bank of sex memories that randomly make me...

Holly Hotwife

Congratulations to our 2023 Beaver of the Year! HUSTLER readers have cast their ballots, and the winner, by a landslide, is…Holly Hotwife! Our Beaver of the Year is a hotwife who lives the life. Every year Holly, her hotwife friends—and the hubbies, of course—travel to cities throughout the U.S. to,...

This Movie Sucks!

Lights! Camera! Action? The pleasures and perils of getting busy in a movie theater. America is returning to the cinema, albeit slowly. Although streaming services and the lockdowns associated with COVID-19 put the movie theater in peril, there has been a moderate uptick in attendance over the past year, as people are presumably doing anything...

Military Mirth Vol. 2

It’s Veterans Day, when we honor the men and women who have served in the U.S. Armed Forces. With that in mind, we’re serving up a selection of military-themed humor from HUSTLER’s vast collection of outrageous cartoons. Enjoy!  “This is the Pentagon. May I help you, please?!”...

Christopher Bickel’s Dark ‘Mission of Light’

The indie-film renegade blazes a trail through violence, drugs, cults and insanity with his latest gritty offering. With his latest gritty, low-budget, countercultural feature, underground filmmaker Christopher Bickel has once again blazed a trail through a landscape of violence, drugs and insanity. In Pater Noster and the Mission of Light, Bickel tells the story of...

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Brunet Bush Brigade: Hardcore Edition Vol. 4

Break out your pith helmet and meat machete; we’re going deep into the bush again with some of HUSTLER’s hottest (and hairiest) Honeys as they show off their pubic pelts while getting down and dirty. Enjoy the (s)expedition! Zerella Skies Aubry Babcock Dharma Jones Lulu Chu Kimmy Kimm Laya Rae Hazel Moore...

Divorce Courting

Is your marriage heading for Splitsville? Don’t think of it as the end of a once-loving union; consider it the beginning of a sexual revitalization. Getting a divorce is one of the most difficult losses an individual can endure. Bidding farewell to your one and only, the one you couldn’t live without, is no easy...

Vanessa Veracruz

Vanessa Veracruz doesn’t like to stay in one place very long. “I love to travel,” the lovely Latina marvels. “I was lucky enough that my boyfriend and I were able to take two years off for a major road trip. We drove all over, from California up to Canada and...

Natalia Starr & Zoey Foxx

“Before I worked in porn, I didn’t know much about sex. Now I know lots of positions. There are so many different ways to give a blowjob and eat a pussy. With a man my favorite sex is doggy-style. I like it when a guy fucks me really hard and...

Jelena Jensen

HUSTLER Classic November 2008 Jelena Jensen is hot: “I got into this business for the sex. Not the money, the sex. I can make money anywhere, but the promise of sex with the hottest women on Earth is what appeals to me most.” Jelena is cool: “In my private life...

Kinky Clown Confessions

Clown kink and carnality, exposed! Welcome to the greatest show on earth, where the jokers are wild and the sex is extra sloppy. Here at HUSTLERMagazine.com, we are committed to exploring clown kink in all its deliciously disturbing glory. Yeah, sex is great, but have you ever seen a babe in full face paint fuck...

Prine Time

With his debut album This Far South, singer-songwriter Tommy Prine shares a personal journey of loss, anger and redemption. Tommy Prine’s songwriting is a complicated beast—it has glimpses of rock and country, it’s somber and even playful at times. And the wistfulness of his voice comes from a man who’s become painfully aware, perhaps sooner...

Sole Sisters Vol. 5

Step right up, foot fanatics; you’re about to be treated to a loin-stirring collection of pretty peds, tantalizing toes and scintillating soles, attached to some of HUSTLER’s hottest Honeys. Enjoy! Isabella De Laa Nata Gold Alicia Solla Ivi Rein Jasmine Caro Tiffany Watson Blue Angel Celeste Star...

How Come?

Yes, the orgasm gap is real—which means you might not be getting your partner off the way you thought you were. The good news is, there are ways to bridge the climax chasm and reliably drive your mate to O-Town. When two people get busy in the bedroom, the hope is that everyone gets theirs...

Hooray for Nipples! Vol. 4

Is it feeling a bit nippy in here? You bet it is, because we’re bringing you yet another pictorial salute to glorious nipples! Step right up and enjoy a truly mouthwatering collection of titty-toppers… Kaylin Simi Shyla Jennings Holly Hotwife Tiffany Watson Avery Nia Nacci...

Give ThanXXX: 2024 Edition

Some of our favorite adult-industry performers share what they’re most grateful for this year. It’s coming up on Thanksgiving again (holy shit, right?!), a time when we reflect on the year to cherish, celebrate and show appreciation for all the blessings and opportunities that we’re thankful for.  In this ongoing installment for HUSTLERMagazine.com, we are...

Dr. Eric Sprankle

Masturbators have really taken a beating over the years (ahem), what with all the anti-pud-pulling propaganda—disinformation that once suggested mankind would go blind if it didn’t resist its natural instinct to touch oneself. Today, we like to believe the world is enlightened and that most consider self-pleasure to be a normal, healthy part of life....

Birthday Delights

For 2024’s final revue we’ve rounded up five Beavers celebrating December birthdays. “I’m adventurous and very open-minded,” said Kimmy Heart, a self-proclaimed “internet tease” from San Diego, California. “I enjoy dressing up in sexy outfits, then taking them off.” Ellena—a “fun, wild, fearless and bold” content creator from South Lake Tahoe, California—told us, “My biggest...

Climate Change: The Bottom Line

Recent polls conclude that a full three-quarters of Republicans prioritize the economy over addressing climate change. Up 13% since 2018! In fact, they say that climate change either would not affect their communities at all or the effect would be a minor one. Tell that to the families of 230 dead (and counting) across six...

Kenzie Love

“I think it’s fair to say that I have a serious case of wanderlust. In fact, I once lived in a van for three years and traveled all over. I love visiting different places, and especially spending time in nature—it really centers me. Life on the road is incredibly freeing,...

Sofia

This stunning Southern belle is anything but demure. “I absolutely and positively love oral sex,” Sofia declares in a syrupy drawl. “There’s nothing hotter than when a guy goes down on me, burying his face in my mound. I’m telling you that a man who knows how to eat my...

Dylan Moore

“In addition to being a porn performer, I am also a skater. So basically I hurl myself down 13 feet of concrete and have sex with hot people for a living— and I love it! “The world of skating can get pretty wild, especially when I’m involved! Once, during a...

Katsuni

HUSTLER CLASSIC JUNE 2007 Porn fans will easily recognize this Eurasian hottie. Half Vietnamese and half French, Katsuni has starred in hundreds of adult films and won 12 AVN Awards. “I got into porn for all the right reasons,” the alluring Parisian proclaims. “I love sex, I love money, and...

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