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Jelena Jensen
HUSTLER Classic November 2008 Jelena Jensen is hot: “I got into this business for the sex. Not the money, the sex. I can make money anywhere, but the promise of sex with the hottest women on Earth is what appeals to me most.” Jelena is cool: “In my private life...
Kinky Clown Confessions
Clown kink and carnality, exposed! Welcome to the greatest show on earth, where the jokers are wild and the sex is extra sloppy. Here at HUSTLERMagazine.com, we are committed to exploring clown kink in all its deliciously disturbing glory. Yeah, sex is great, but have you ever seen a babe in full face paint fuck...
Prine Time
With his debut album This Far South, singer-songwriter Tommy Prine shares a personal journey of loss, anger and redemption. Tommy Prine’s songwriting is a complicated beast—it has glimpses of rock and country, it’s somber and even playful at times. And the wistfulness of his voice comes from a man who’s become painfully aware, perhaps sooner...
Sole Sisters Vol. 5
Step right up, foot fanatics; you’re about to be treated to a loin-stirring collection of pretty peds, tantalizing toes and scintillating soles, attached to some of HUSTLER’s hottest Honeys. Enjoy! Isabella De Laa Nata Gold Alicia Solla Ivi Rein Jasmine Caro Tiffany Watson Blue Angel Celeste Star...
How Come?
Yes, the orgasm gap is real—which means you might not be getting your partner off the way you thought you were. The good news is, there are ways to bridge the climax chasm and reliably drive your mate to O-Town. When two people get busy in the bedroom, the hope is that everyone gets theirs...
Flirting with Disaster?
Things can get pretty hairy when another guy chats up your woman right in front of you. Here’s how to navigate this sticky situation. As any guy who has ever been interrupted by some ballsy SOB flirting with his date in front of him knows, the situation can get rather hairy, rather quickly. A flood...
Hooray for Nipples! Vol. 4
Is it feeling a bit nippy in here? You bet it is, because we’re bringing you yet another pictorial salute to glorious nipples! Step right up and enjoy a truly mouthwatering collection of titty-toppers… Kaylin Simi Shyla Jennings Holly Hotwife Tiffany Watson Avery Nia Nacci...
Give ThanXXX: 2024 Edition
Some of our favorite adult-industry performers share what they’re most grateful for this year. It’s coming up on Thanksgiving again (holy shit, right?!), a time when we reflect on the year to cherish, celebrate and show appreciation for all the blessings and opportunities that we’re thankful for. In this ongoing installment for HUSTLERMagazine.com, we are...
Dr. Eric Sprankle
Masturbators have really taken a beating over the years (ahem), what with all the anti-pud-pulling propaganda—disinformation that once suggested mankind would go blind if it didn’t resist its natural instinct to touch oneself. Today, we like to believe the world is enlightened and that most consider self-pleasure to be a normal, healthy part of life....
Birthday Delights
For 2024’s final revue we’ve rounded up five Beavers celebrating December birthdays. “I’m adventurous and very open-minded,” said Kimmy Heart, a self-proclaimed “internet tease” from San Diego, California. “I enjoy dressing up in sexy outfits, then taking them off.” Ellena—a “fun, wild, fearless and bold” content creator from South Lake Tahoe, California—told us, “My biggest...
Climate Change: The Bottom Line
Recent polls conclude that a full three-quarters of Republicans prioritize the economy over addressing climate change. Up 13% since 2018! In fact, they say that climate change either would not affect their communities at all or the effect would be a minor one. Tell that to the families of 230 dead (and counting) across six...
Kenzie Love
“I think it’s fair to say that I have a serious case of wanderlust. In fact, I once lived in a van for three years and traveled all over. I love visiting different places, and especially spending time in nature—it really centers me. Life on the road is incredibly freeing,...
Sofia
This stunning Southern belle is anything but demure. “I absolutely and positively love oral sex,” Sofia declares in a syrupy drawl. “There’s nothing hotter than when a guy goes down on me, burying his face in my mound. I’m telling you that a man who knows how to eat my...
Dylan Moore
“In addition to being a porn performer, I am also a skater. So basically I hurl myself down 13 feet of concrete and have sex with hot people for a living— and I love it! “The world of skating can get pretty wild, especially when I’m involved! Once, during a...
Katsuni
HUSTLER CLASSIC JUNE 2007 Porn fans will easily recognize this Eurasian hottie. Half Vietnamese and half French, Katsuni has starred in hundreds of adult films and won 12 AVN Awards. “I got into porn for all the right reasons,” the alluring Parisian proclaims. “I love sex, I love money, and...
Kylie Rocket
“Before I entered the porn industry, I worked for Chick-fil-A, where they train you to respond ‘My pleasure’ when customers say ‘Thank you.’ Eventually, I started to feel really overworked there, so some days it was more true than others, but now that I’m in XXX, I can genuinely say...
Asshole of the Month: Mark Robinson
However enlightened and good-hearted, most of us still harbor stereotypes about groups of people beyond our own. One stereotype about African-Americans is that they are all Democrats. Joe Biden expressed this in the 2020 race when he said, “If you have a problem figuring out whether you’re for me or Trump, then you ain’t Black.”...
Daisy Foxxx
“It’s been a longtime dream of mine to appear in a publication as historic as HUSTLER,” says Daisy Foxxx, 38, a housewife from Mesa, Arizona. “I’m not shy, and I love showing off my body. Thank you so much for this amazing opportunity!” The 5-foot-3 dreamboat—who describes herself as “humble,...
Naomi Ryder
“I wanted to model nude because I’m pretty comfortable with my body,” says Naomi Ryder, 28, from Stockton, California. “And I thought I’d look even better in a magazine, especially HUSTLER. It’s one of my favorites and definitely iconic!” The 5-foot-2 Beaver has lots more to tell us: “Right now...
Wait…Why?
Weighing the pros and cons of holding off on sex in a new relationship. When we first meet someone special, someone that we connect with on a deeper level, it can be hard to keep those panties from hitting the floor—partly because the man won’t quit tugging on them. Raging hormones are constantly fighting to...
Fight For Your Rights… or Lose Them
Three years before his death in 2019, Paul Krassner, longtime satirist and activist, recounted for HUSTLER the history of abortion in his lifetime—from illegal to legal, to the deterioration of a woman’s reproductive rights once again. He detailed the past, when he ran an underground abortion referral service, and warned of a dangerous future… ...
Getting Dirty With Clean Freaks
Sex and germophobia aren’t always the best bedmates, but with a little work and patience, even the biggest cooties-fearer can learn to have a filthy good time. It can be tough at times to get down and dirty with a significant other, especially if your partner is afraid of dirt. Trying to canoodle with someone...
Pure Frustration?
Conservative fuckers, take note—purity culture can lead to lousy, and even painful, sex. The outcome of the 2024 election has led many to fear that there’s a big-time purification coming to the collective American bedroom. Specifically, Project 2025—a collection of recommendations for the next Republican administration put together by conservative think tank The Heritage Foundation—has...
Ellie Nova
“I was quiet and nerdy growing up. I’m a lot louder now, and I’m very passionate, but I would still consider myself an introvert. Which isn’t to say that I’m not adventurous, especially sexually. I once had sex on a cliff overlooking a highway overpass, and I’ve tried many things...
