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Founding Fathers, Funny Fuckers Vol. 2

It’s the Fourth of July, when Americans from sea to shining sea celebrate the birth of their great nation. And what better way to commemorate the day, than to share a few laughs about the founding of the United States? Go ahead, enjoy a few patriotic chuckles, courtesy of HUSTLER’s vast archive of outrageous cartoons!...
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Quirky Climaxes

From stand-up comedy to motorcycles, some of our favorite XXX stars share the unusual ways they’ve achieved orgasm. Adult stars are not only sexy and intuitive with their sexuality, their creativity knows no bounds when it comes to getting off. When people think about a hot self-stimulation session, it’s traditionally associated with putting on some...
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Porking Paybacks

Exploring the pros and (many) cons of revenge sex. “If you wrong us, shall we not revenge?” – William Shakespeare No matter how demure or conservative a woman might be, all bets are off if she is wronged in a relationship. She could be a rosary-toting, prayer-spewing, church-going lady of the lord, but the second...
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Hump-Day Special: Butt’s Happening! Vol. 11

Need a little lift as you struggle through the mid-week blahs? We have something that will put the starch in your shorts! Join us as we salute some of HUSTLER’s most ass-tastic Honeys with a collection of droolworthy butt shots. Bottoms up! Kelly Collins Chanel Camryn Jodie Star Tavia Roxy Shaw Danni Kalifornia Azura Grace...
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Three Cheers for Blowjobs! Vol. 7

We hope you’re prepared for a truly sucky experience (in the best way possible), because we’re bringing you another collection of orally gifted beauties who lick, lap, suck and slurp up a storm when they’re presented with a hard slab of man-meat! Kick back, relax and enjoy—these girls are about to blow you away! Mia...
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Hot for Horror

What is it about scary movies that gives some people a tingle in the crotch as well as the spine? We spoke with three sexy horror aficionadas to get some answers. In previous articles we’ve explored the horror genre’s ability to elicit both fear and desire, a potent cocktail of heightened sensations that keeps us...
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Now THAT’S a Mouthful!

Open wide and say, “Aah!” These mavens of mouth fetish are bound to put a satisfied smile on your face. Warm and wet, mouths are a treat. While our minds immediately go to imagining this northern orifice pleasuring our nether regions, there are actually entire realms of ways a sexy face-hole can give us pleasure....
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Sex After Surgery? Not So Fast…

Of all the pain that one might experience after an invasive medical procedure, the no-nookie rule might be the unkindest cut of all. DISCLAIMER: The ideas expressed in this article are for informational and entertainment purposes only, and do not constitute medical advice of any kind.  Some couples like playing doctor in the bedroom—paging Dr. Dick...
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Ink & Pink: Beaver Hunt Edition Vol. 4

It’s National Tattoo Day once again, when we celebrate the culture and history of body art. And what better way to celebrate, than with a collection of inked-up beauties plucked from HUSTLER’s iconic Beaver Hunt section? Go ahead, dive in; these babes will get under your skin in the best possible way! Gigi Rouge Brody...
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Payback’s a Bitch

This girl’s finally doing something about your fucking around. So if you want to see your worst nightmares come true, go to that revenge-porn site tomorrow. You know the one. Maybe you shouldn’t have banged her sister!...
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Tavia

“Growing up, I was a wild child, always on the lookout for an adventure and very curious. Constantly on the move, finding new ways to make money—lemonade stands, yard sales, lawn care for neighbors and singing at the hotel close to my childhood home. I never could take no for...
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Make America Date Again

Are single people looking to get back to traditional courtship rituals? The male persuasion has spent the past couple of decades approaching the women they’re interested in as if they were some skittish alley cat, doing everything possible not to let on that they’d like to get into some heavy petting for fear they might...
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Kirsten Price

Porn star Kirsten Price loves to get her creative juices flowing. “Being artistic in any way is very therapeutic for me,” she admits. “I really enjoy creating things—making jewelry, sewing, even just blinging out my costumes.” But Kirsten, who takes the stage at strip clubs nationwide as a featured exotic...
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Mature XXX Mavens

These seasoned adult-industry sexpots are aging like fine wine—and you’ll definitely want a taste! With age comes wisdom and experience. A bonus of gaining both of those things as we get older is how they can apply to sex! Knowing one’s body even better, finding your rhythm and having that innate knowledge of what gets...
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Tickle Time?

Coochie coo! Join us as we attempt to put a finger on the erotic appeal of tickling. It’s not unusual in this cornucopia of kinkdom to stumble upon, say, an individual who gets their kicks from being spanked, tied up or even peed on. They might have whips and chains dangling from the bedroom walls,...
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Hump-Day Special: Stocking Up! Vol. 9

Gorgeous, shapely gams sheathed in sheer, silky stockings—it’s enough to get a guy’s heart racing and his cock rising. With that in mind, we’re serving up a parade of Honeys showing off their stems in their elegant hosiery. Enjoy! Lindsay Marie Vanna Bardot Misha Cross & Agatha Vega Kendra Sunderland Scarlett Alexis Muffy...
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Envii

Back for her third straight stint as a December birthday girl, this “promiscuous free spirit and apprentice porn star” out of Mobile, Alabama, can now call herself a Beaver Hunt legacy. “I will completely undress almost anywhere in a heartbeat,” Envii chirps in a syrupy Dixie twang. “I kinda like...
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The Best of Breasts

Huge, bouncing boomers! Enormous knockers! Giant boobies! Presenting a sampling of HUSTLER’s D-cup delights. Now let’s motorboat....
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The Beauty of Booty

Imagine squeezing, licking, spanking these beautiful ass cheeks. Sink your teeth into some of the most delectable derrieres to grace our pages. For every butt man out there, here’s a few of our favorite fannies—luscious, mouthwatering mounds of flesh. Go ahead, drool....
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Let’s Make a Sex Tape

Lights, camera, action! Adult entertainment’s finest share what it takes to make a great sex tape. Tired of fuck flicks that underwhelm? Ready to add some spice to your sex life with a little homemade porn? Whether you be flying solo or in pairs, filming yourself can be fun and wonderfully kinky, but the difference...
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Asshole of the Month: Ronna McDaniel

Both the Republican and Democratic parties are governed, at least officially, by a chairperson. And party primaries can be as bruising as the general election, so the party chairperson is supposed to remain neutral, like a courtroom judge, favoring no candidates over others for the various nominations. But that’s not the way it worked with...
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Apathy Is Not an Option

Trump is now a convicted felon—34 times over! It is ironic that an individual who in many states would not be allowed to vote this November is now lobbying to become your next President. Further, this felon is an outright racist. From insisting that there were “some very fine people on both sides” following the...
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Coming Soon?

Having trouble with premature ejaculation? Don’t worry, it happens to most guys at some point. More importantly, there are methods to overcome it. The phrase coming soon has been known to generate anticipation in eager people when they hear about a new film or a restaurant moving into the neighborhood, but it doesn’t have the...
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Ember Snow

“Just because I’m petite, people think I must be some kind of submissive plaything. I might be under five feet tall, but I’m dominant to the core in the bedroom. I am incapable of being submissive. When I’m with a guy, I am on top and in control. If a...

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