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Butt, I’m a Virgin!

Is anal sex really a backdoor loophole that allows a woman to maintain her virginity while still getting busy? Join us as we dive in deep and explore this long-standing notion. There was a rumor floating around Hollywood a couple of decades ago that a super-famous pop star at the time had a crush on...

Kitty Coen: Hail, Hellcat!

The witch-rock pioneer talks to us about the power of sex workers, the ongoing persecution of women and her spellbinding new album. Hell yeah and yee-fucking-haw! With her debut album Hellcat, genre-bending songbird Kitty Coen has crafted a dark, cinematic gem that serves as an unapologetic ode to the hopeless romantic, at times tapping into...

Hump-Day Special: Busty Blond Beavers Vol. 3

Fair-haired nudes-next-door with big, mouthwatering bazooms—is there really anything better? No, of course not! That’s why we dug into the treasure trove of HUSTLER’s world-famous Beaver Hunt section to bring you a collection of flaxen-tressed, big-chest babes for your viewing pleasure. Enjoy! Brody Jean Morgan Rains Clarity Sharon White Cheri Robinson Bree Brooks Megan...

Barbarella XXX

WICKED COMIX. DIRECTOR: AXEL BRAUN. STARRING: RILEY STEELE, ASA AKIRA, RACHAEL MADORI, CHANELL HEART, TERA PATRICK, PRIYA RAI, JESSICA RYAN, SELMA SINS, EVAN STONE, ERIC MASTERSON, KURT LOCKWOOD, ALEC KNIGHT, JAMES BARTHOLET & RON JEREMY. Axel Braun strikes an out-of-this-world balance between campy and carnal in Barbarella XXX, a spoof of the French science-fiction comic...

Legs for Days

There is nothing quite so sexy as a set of lovely stems, gorgeous shapely gams that go on forever. HUSTLER takes a trip down memory lane to highlight our favorite leggy Honeys from the past decade. Imagine these mile-long legs wrapped around your back…and enjoy....

Dan Cummins: Nothing Is Taboo

It’s no surprise that Dan Cummins is a fan of the occult: On more than one occasion he’s raised his career from the dead. Dan’s own website describes his early comedy efforts as producing “minimal tour earnings” with “almost nonexistent” ticket sales. But Cummins clawed his way up to performing on The Late Late Show...

Happy Birthday!

Beaver Hunt has showcased hundreds and hundreds of hotties in their birthday suits since 1976. Back for tantalizing peeks are six Beavers who’ll be celebrating their birthdays in June. Anastasia Rose was a “curious” college student from Orlando, Florida. “My fantasy is a gangbang,” she told us. “I want to be fucked in all my...

Reproductive Rights Are Human Rights

Republicans fully intend to strip women of their reproductive rights and return this country to the days of back-alley abortions. It’s not enough that 50 years of precedent were obliterated when the Supreme Court overturned Roe v. Wade two years ago and that 14 states now have extreme laws on their books almost completely banning...

Nevaeh and Charlie Laine

Every day hundreds of hot chicks from all across the country step off the bus in Hollywood with their heads full of dreams. Of course, not all roads lead to fame and fortune on the silver screen or television. Thankfully, a lot of mainstream hopefuls end up on the fast...

Iris Ivy

“When I first started cam modeling, nobody had taught me anything about it, so everything was a little strange, but I quickly became comfortable with it. So much so that when I started filming scenes, I was very prepared. I take my job seriously and put a lot of effort...

Misha Cross & Agatha Vega

“I joined the adult industry because I wanted a career that’s exciting and allows me to be independent. Also because I enjoy fucking a whole lot. There are a ton of gorgeous women in the industry who I haven’t worked with yet, but I’m looking to change that. I want...

Jodie Star

“I’m not looking for love,” announces the stunning Jodie Starr. “Love is nice, but lust is so much hotter. I’m looking for fun and sex—lots of hot, sweaty sex. Love is nice, but over time a couple gets too used to each other, and the thrill wears off. I want...

Alyx Star

“The first time I shot a porn scene, I wasn’t nervous at all. I was actually surprised at how at-ease I was. It was a completely natural experience. Being on camera was so hot—plus, the sex was great. I knew right then that I was going to shoot more scenes....

Asshole of the Month: Erin Hawley

According to a Gallup poll conducted in May 2023, 85% of Americans believe abortion should be legal to some degree, with 34% favoring no restrictions at all and 51% in favor of abortion with some restrictions. Only 13% believe that abortion should be illegal under any circumstances, mainly Catholics and evangelical Christians. Yet this shrill...

Greta Foss

“Porn is my passion,” professes Greta Foss, 27, from Prague, Czechia. “I love everything about it. I’m an exhibitionist. I enjoy being naked. I like to imagine that people adore me and what I do.” In her free time the 5-foot-10 Eurodoll gravitates toward amusement parks, techno raves and swinger...

Tori Skye

“I love having fun and doing something I’ve never done before,” says Tori Skye, 31, an “open-minded” flight attendant from Somerville, Tennessee. “I sure had a great time getting buck naked for the first time with someone aiming a camera at me.” The 5-foot-3 skin-mag rookie continues, “I’m loving life...

Hand-to-Mouth Humping

Considering the ridiculously high food prices these days, more people are searching for sexier ways to satisfy their ravenous appetites. Yep, it might cost a small fortune for a bucket of chicken and some biscuits, but eating out in a sexual sense is still free for most muff-diving mofos across the good ol’ US of...

Kelly Collins

“I ’ve always been a sexual person, but when I was younger, I was only in long-term relationships, so I didn’t have a lot of experience with different partners. That all changed during the last relationship I had before entering the industry. That’s when I discovered I was polyamorous. My...

Get Stuffed!

If beautiful babes stuffing their faces with copious amounts of food is your fetish of choice, then feast on these three hungry hotties as they eat their way into your heart. The best thing about porn is that there is literally something for everyone. Where one person may prefer the eye-popping sight of triple-anal acrobatics,...

Fetish Spotlight: Breeding Kink

Join us as we take a (very) pregnant pause to explore the growing phenomenon of impregnation fetish. Creampies are amazing, and we’re not talking about the dessert! The thrill of not pulling out and then seeing all of that gooey goodness drip out is as close to sticky heaven as we can get.  Oftentimes, there...

O Brother, How Could Thou?

Exploring the sticky situations that can emerge when siblings hook up with the same person. If there is one thing that the late Jerry Springer taught America, it’s that romance is often not as picture-perfect as it is portrayed in the movies. If anything, it’s more like a cut-rate circus smack-dab in the middle of...

Hot Asses, Nice Glasses Vol. 3

With National Eyewear Day upon us once again, it’s once again time to celebrate beautiful but poorly sighted babes who aren’t afraid to make sexual spectacles of themselves for your masturbatory pleasure. Go ahead, grab an eyeful! And when you’re done here, make sure to peep our previous installments of Hot Asses, Nice Glasses here...

By the Hair on Your Chinny-Chin-Chin

Is sporting a beard a drawback or an enhancer when it comes to going down on your lady? We dive into the bristly debate. If sex was politics, there would no doubt be a sharp partisan divide between the masses over the issue of body hair. We’d have the Democoiffs out there preaching liberal policies...

Hookup Horrors

From pissed-on bedsheets to pissed-off ex-boyfriends, we look at the many ways that random sex can go wrong. There are only a few things in this world that really make life worth living, and one of them is hooking up with random strangers for some sloppy, no-attachment sex. Pounding unfamiliar poon with no expectation of...

Hump-Day Special: Get a Leg Up Vol. 8

Attention, leg men! Need a little lift to help get you over the mid-week blahs? We have just the thing for you—a collection of some of HUSTLER’s leggiest Honeys, showing off their gorgeous gams (and so much more)! Go ahead, step into ecstasy! Scarlett Alexis  Mina Luxx Mia Trejsi  Skyler Storm Azura Grace Lilly Bell...

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