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Objects of Desire
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Objects of Desire

BuzzFeed, sometimes we think you’re just making this stuff up. There seems to be no topic you can’t turn into an easily digestible list, and that goes double for tales of masturbation and self-love. Last...
Bragg Loves Bush
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Bragg Loves Bush

Hindsight is 20/20, but it’s astounding how people responsible for major social media presences—like, say, the freakin’ Vatican for instance—are lacking the wherewithal and knowhow not to keep their...
Rudy Ruins Porn
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Rudy Ruins Porn

Now that it’s all behind us, we need to take a serious look at Rudy Giuliani’s hilariously botched press conference at Four Seasons Total Landscaping in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. As political gaffes go,...
Your Friendly Neighborhood Swingers
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Your Friendly Neighborhood Swingers

The husband-and-wife team behind That Couple Next Door are on a mission to normalize swinging, one sex-drenched podcast episode at a time. Of the many sex podcasts out there, more...
HUSTLER Brunet Bush Brigade Part II
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HUSTLER Brunet Bush Brigade Part II

Prepare to find yourself in the best kind of hairy situation imaginable! It’s time to go deep into the bush with a prick-stiffening parade of dark-haired, muff-happy HUSTLER...
Sizing Things Up: The Long and Short of the Great Penis Debate
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Sizing Things Up: The Long and Short of the Great Penis Debate

We all know the story of the OG Karen—aka, Goldilocks. The picky girl with bouncy blond curls broke into...
John Nichols: Truth, Justice and the Progressive Way
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John Nichols: Truth, Justice and the Progressive Way

John Nichols is one of America’s foremost left-leaning journalists. He earned a master’s degree from the Columbia University School of Journalism, is The...
Working the Kinks In
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Working the Kinks In

How to tell your woman that you want to unleash your inner sex freak. It’s nice to fall in love with someone special. To find a best friend that you can curl up on the couch and watch Seinfeld with, share...
More Lingerie Lovedolls
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More Lingerie Lovedolls

Hot babes dolled up in their frilly underthings; they’re great, aren’t they? You bet—especially when they slip out of their dainty duds to show off the goods underneath them! Join us now as we...
HUSTLER Classic: Trading Hot Licks
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HUSTLER Classic: Trading Hot Licks

Two hot blondes who could pass for sisters opening their mouths, pussies and asses to please your blood-swollen prick? If there’s anything better, we’d love to hear about...
Beating Performance Anxiety
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Beating Performance Anxiety

Having trouble getting it up and keeping it up? Here’s some news that will cheer you up—there are plenty of ways to fix that. Read on for essential tips that will get you going...
HUSTLER Two-Timers: Karlee Grey
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HUSTLER Two-Timers: Karlee Grey

Welcome back to HUSTLER Two-Timers, where we celebrate Honeys so nice, we featured them twice!  Today we focus on Miami-born brunet bombshell Karlee Grey, and wow, is there a...
XXX and Chill: Missy Martinez’s Guide to Porn for Couples
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XXX and Chill: Missy Martinez’s Guide to Porn for Couples

Looking to enhance your sex life by adding X-rated videos to the mix, but not sure how to convince your sweetie to invite porn into the bedroom? Fear...
HUSTLER Classic: Going Native
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HUSTLER Classic: Going Native

While foreign travel likely isn’t on most people’s to-do lists for the immediate future, it’s important to remember the many benefits of visiting far-off, exotic lands. For example,...
The Truly Filthy Filthy Rich: Jeffrey Epstein, Et Al.
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The Truly Filthy Filthy Rich: Jeffrey Epstein, Et Al.

HUSTLER’s Resident Conspiracy Expert Explores the Link Between the Rich and Powerful and Sexual Blackmail Ops. When convicted sex offender Jeffrey...
Porn and Marriage
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Porn and Marriage

Maitland Ward explains how she and her husband maintain a happy marriage while she follows her XXX dreams. It seems like only yesterday that Maitland Ward made the leap from mainstream acting in titles such as...
Hump-Day Special: Threeway Thrills
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Hump-Day Special: Threeway Thrills

Whether it’s a couple of dudes teaming up on a chick to give her a double dose of dick, a pair of babes giving one lucky prick the time of his life, or—glory of glories!—a...
HUSTLER Classic: Go Deep!
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HUSTLER Classic: Go Deep!

To paraphrase a bit of traditional wisdom, you have to be a football star to get your schlong in the pretty girls.  NFL games have taken a bit of a hit in the ratings this year, and stadium...
Crazy for Curves
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Crazy for Curves

Despite the long-held belief that guys prefer rail-thin model types, new research shows that plenty of men get hot and heavy for gals with a little meat on their bones. A common New Year’s resolution is to...
HUSTLER Triple Threat: Romi Rain
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HUSTLER Triple Threat: Romi Rain

How do we love Romi Rain? Probably in too many ways to count. But we can say that the brunette beauty has thrilled HUSTLER readers in three scorching pictorials. It’s a...
HUSTLER Classic: Tight Curves Ahead
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HUSTLER Classic: Tight Curves Ahead

If you’re the cautious type, you decided to stay home and skip the travel plans this holiday season—you know, because of the coronavirus pandemic and everything.  Which...