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Hump-Day Special: Blindfold Babes
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Hump-Day Special: Blindfold Babes

Ready for an out-of-sight experience? Join us as we take a kinky trip through the world of babes in blindfolds.  It’s been said that wearing a blindfold during sex enhances...
HUSTLER Classic: Cleaning Up Dirty
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HUSTLER Classic: Cleaning Up Dirty

It can be so hard to find good help, especially when it comes to cleaning. But sometimes you luck out and find the right person for the job.  Such was the case in the June...
PVT Chat: The Camgirl Thriller That Goes All the Way
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PVT Chat: The Camgirl Thriller That Goes All the Way

Photos courtesy of Dark Star Pictures PVT Chat is the latest movie from DIY director Ben Hozie, who is also the frontman of the art-punk band Bodega. The dark...
Riley Star Opens Up
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Riley Star Opens Up

Once a bashful pizza-joint employee in small-town Florida, Riley Star has made the transition to full-blown porn sensation. HUSTLERMagazine.com caught up with the star of Petite Massage and Hot...
HUSTLER Two-Timers: Trinity St. Clair
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HUSTLER Two-Timers: Trinity St. Clair

Welcome back to HUSTLER Two-Timers, where we feature Honeys so nice, we featured them twice!  They say that good things come in small packages, and this week’s subject,...
Jenny Jaffe: Neurotica
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Jenny Jaffe: Neurotica

Jenny Jaffe is in control. At the age of 28, the fiery-maned comedian has written, starred in and directed her own show, Neurotica, on IFC. In university she was recruited as a writer for...
HUSTLER Classic: High Times
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HUSTLER Classic: High Times

Feel like getting high with a beautiful, filthy-minded chick? Today’s your lucky day. This time out, HUSTLER Classic travels back to the May ’03 edition of America’s Magazine for a...
Kenneth Play: Sex Hacks for All
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Kenneth Play: Sex Hacks for All

Whether he’s “the world’s greatest sex hacker,” as GQ magazine describes him, or “the world’s unlikeliest porn star,” as he describes himself, Kenneth Play...
Going Poly
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Going Poly

From polygamy to polyamory, we explore the ups, downs, ins and outs of having multiple partners.  During this period of quarantine, one major source of entertainment was Netflix’s Tiger King, which...
Bush or Bald? A Hairy Debate
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Bush or Bald? A Hairy Debate

Full-on pube patches might not be as popular as they were in past decades, but there are still plenty of guys who prefer a bearded clam over a clean-shaven snatch. Join us as we take a...
Going in Deep With Tommy Pistol
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Going in Deep With Tommy Pistol

Tommy Pistol might be one of the funniest and most reliable performers in XXX, but he’s much more than a quick wit and a relentless penis. Join us as we explore the vast,...
Cougar Rising: The Older Women-Younger Men Dynamic
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Cougar Rising: The Older Women-Younger Men Dynamic

Relationships between seasoned women and younger guys are increasingly common these days. We look at the joys of screwing across the age gap. Recently, Olivia...
HUSTLER Classic: Strap On, Get Off
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HUSTLER Classic: Strap On, Get Off

Two hot blondes. One huge strap-on. And absolutely no reservations.  Travel with us now back to the January 2002 HUSTLER and the red-hot pictorial Dayton & Tawni: Golden...
HUSTLER Two-Timers: Jillian Janson
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HUSTLER Two-Timers: Jillian Janson

Welcome back to HUSTLER Two-Timers, where we celebrate Honeys so nice, we featured them twice! Today we explore the beauty, charm and jaw-dropping sensuality of XXX sexpot Jillian...
GZA: Head of the Class
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GZA: Head of the Class

For over two decades GZA has been expanding the vocabulary of hip-hop, steady as a Star Wars opening crawl. As a founding member of the seminal Wu-Tang Clan, The Genius has dropped knowledge from...
HUSTLER Classic: Give That Pussy a Rest!
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HUSTLER Classic: Give That Pussy a Rest!

Who among us doesn’t need to take a break once in a while, especially these days? Maybe work has been too much of a grind lately. Or a lack of work is taking its mental toll as...
Margaret Cho: 50 Is the New Dirty
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Margaret Cho: 50 Is the New Dirty

The stand-up trailblazer opens up about her new podcast, the never-ending battle to keep comedy funny and why she dreams of becoming an old nymphomaniac. The last time I spoke to...
Blondes on Blondes II
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Blondes on Blondes II

The fairer-haired among us are often maligned as ditzy, air-headed and flighty. Truth is, blondes aren’t always shallow. They can often be very deep. And wet. And warm. And delicious.  With...
The Psychology of Kink
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The Psychology of Kink

Digging deep into the fetish mindset. Recently I was engaged in some pillow talk on the phone with one of my regular phone-sex clients after a particularly intense Mommy-Domme session. We were...
Donald Trump: The Last Laugh
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Donald Trump: The Last Laugh

Our long national nightmare is finally over! With Joe Biden being inaugurated as America’s new President on January 20 (as of this writing, anyway), we’re finally rid of the dark,...
HUSTLER Classic: A Shore Thing
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HUSTLER Classic: A Shore Thing

Chances are, as we head deeper into winter, a dip in the water is the furthest thing from your mind—unless you’re the kind of guy who gets aroused by the thought of freezing your balls...