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Santa Is Coming!
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Santa Is Coming!

Ho, ho, ho—it’s Christmas Eve, which means that Santa Claus is definitely getting busy! As Kris Kringle drags that big, bulging sack of his around the world once again, let’s pay tribute to the jolly old...
Songs About Porn: A XXX Playlist
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Songs About Porn: A XXX Playlist

It’s that time of year when, no matter where you go, even in this pandemic, seasonal holiday music is putting a hurt on your eardrums. To counter the onslaught of treacly tunes,...
HUSTLER Special: Snow-Balled
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HUSTLER Special: Snow-Balled

It’s officially winter, and you’re probably feeling a chill in the air—that is, assuming that you’re not locked up inside due to a combination of coronavirus and heavy...
A Wish Come True
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A Wish Come True

Much like the United States, Canada is dealing with some pretty awful stuff right now. Systemic racism, police violence and COVID are very real realities north of the border, which makes it even more important...
Fake News at 11
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Fake News at 11

The FCC is allowing your favorite local TV station to become Fox “News,” and you probably haven’t even noticed. “Our government rests in public opinion,” Abraham Lincoln once...
Edging Toward Ecstasy
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Edging Toward Ecstasy

As we head into what feels like the seventh consecutive year of self-isolation and social distancing, many of us are searching—desperately—for a way to mix things up in the ol’ rub ’n’ tug...
What Women Want: The XXX Edition
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What Women Want: The XXX Edition

Every once in a while a Buzzfeed list will hit a little differently. This September we learned what women (hetero-cisgender) wished men knew about sex so that they didn’t have...
Test Your Limits
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Test Your Limits

If you’ve ever felt intrigued by BDSM but clueless about where you fit into the spectrum, your days of wondering are over. Behold, The BDSM Test! Think personality test, but way more fun. BDSM can be broken...
Chicago Frees the Nipple
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Chicago Frees the Nipple

If you’re a red-blooded heterosexual man who lives in Chicago and loves him some boobies, then you, my friend, owe a deep debt of gratitude to the LGBTQ+ community, not to mention one transgender...
The Stars Align for 2021
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The Stars Align for 2021

I think we can all agree that no one is going to miss 2020. As dumpster fires go, it was a doozy and one that we’d just as soon forget about as quickly as possible—except, of course, for the...
Celebrity Sex Shocker!
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Celebrity Sex Shocker!

PHOTO BY TCD/PROD.DB/ALAMY Remember the glory days of movie sex scenes in the ’80s and ’90s? An Officer and a Gentleman, Color of Night, Sliver—not only was there lots of sex, but holy moly, do...
Nikki Delano Rocks
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Nikki Delano Rocks

Porn star. Radio host. Feature dancer. Budding fashion entrepreneur. For a beauty who gained fame by performing in the nude, Nikki Delano sure does wear a lot of hats—and she wears them very well. Join us as...
A HUSTLER Holiday Gift Guide
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A HUSTLER Holiday Gift Guide

Still haven’t finished shopping this holiday season? Don’t worry, we have a dirty dozen ideas to help you complete your gift list. It’s a very different holiday season this year, and...
Judah Friedlander: World Champ
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Judah Friedlander: World Champ

The man who calls himself World Champ has always done things his way. Judah Friedlander has written cartoon and karate books, starred on 30 Rock and in movies—with roles ranging from...
Natalia Starr: Four Your Pleasure
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Natalia Starr: Four Your Pleasure

Only a precious few Honeys have achieved the feat of being featured in four HUSTLER pictorials. And they don’t come more precious than Natalia Starr.  Join us now as we...
HUSTLER Classic: Belle on Wheels
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HUSTLER Classic: Belle on Wheels

Ready to meet one of the hottest things on two wheels?  Then hop on and take a ride with us back to the November ’91 issue of HUSTLER and the classic pictorial Tanya:...
The Future of Sex
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The Future of Sex

Stop beating off with your hand like a troglodyte! Today’s self-pleasures include interactive virtual reality, teledildonics, avatars and robots that will fuck and love you (or hate you, if that’s your...
Deep Into Anal: One Woman’s Ode to Backdoor Sex
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Deep Into Anal: One Woman’s Ode to Backdoor Sex

The night was already magical. After dancing in the wooden barn lit by strings of white lights, we slipped down to the water with some of our friends, stripped...
W21CM1 Two sexy red scoops of strawberry ice cream
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A HUSTLER Holiday Recipe Guide

Looking to heat things up in more ways than one this holiday season? Our sexy kitchen ninjas will leave your mouth watering with recipes for their favorite seasonal treats. ’Tis the...
Rachel Mason, director of Circus Of Books
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Circus of Books: A Real-Life Mom and Pop Porn Saga

Filmmaker Rachel Mason discusses her Emmy-nominated documentary about her parents’ adult-entertainment institution. Circus of Books is no more, and its...
Nikko Hurtado: Celebrity Skin Artist
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Nikko Hurtado: Celebrity Skin Artist

He’s created masterful inkworks for famous flesh belonging to Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson, Amber Rose and other notables. We spend a little time getting under the tattoo...