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Junk in the Trunk
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Junk in the Trunk

If you’ve ever wondered exactly what your favorite adult entertainers can’t do without when they go to the set, rejoice; they’re about to unload their baggage for you. No doubt you’ve...
HUSTLER Two-Timers: Mila Azul
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HUSTLER Two-Timers: Mila Azul

Welcome back to HUSTLER Two-Timers, where we celebrate Honeys so nice, we’ve featured them twice!  Today we’re focusing our attention and affection on Mila Azul, who hails from the...
Saturday Special: Popping Off
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Saturday Special: Popping Off

It’s the weekend—time to blow off some steam or, if you prefer, churn out some cream! Whether you like babes who take it on the chin, rumps lovingly glazed with sack sauce or a douse of...
The G-Scale Explained
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The G-Scale Explained

Some orgasms are better than others—like astral-projecting-into-an-other-dimension better. But every climax is different, with variables such as duration, intensity and stimulation all adding to...
The SpongeBob Blues
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The SpongeBob Blues

Photo by Nickelodeon Movies / AllStar Picture Library LTD./Alamy Even if you’re sexually adventurous and open-minded, you likely have limits. Such is the case with a Reddit user who wrote that his girlfriend...
Breathe Easier
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Breathe Easier

Between climate change, pollen and pollution, allergy sufferers are really taking it in the nuts these days (yours truly included). A stuffed nose can totally ruin sex. But—and hold on to your hats,...
Larry Flynt for President
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Larry Flynt for President

“Larry Flynt for President tells a story so wild that the documentary plays as a succulent time machine of sordid 1980s mishegas.” —Owen Gleiberman, Variety A new film chronicles the legendary...
How to Spot a Cheater
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How to Spot a Cheater

We all have a tell: avoiding eye contact, touching our hair, whistling. And if you’re not careful, these unconscious ticks will expose you. In England, one private investigator is blowing the lid...
Get a Fucking Job: Switching Careers From Mainstream to XXX
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Get a Fucking Job: Switching Careers From Mainstream to XXX

It takes courage and conviction to change careers. Some leaps, however, are more daunting than others. We all have dreams, but adult entertainment?...
Phil Hellmuth: Positivity & the Poker Brat
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Phil Hellmuth: Positivity & the Poker Brat

Whether Phil Hellmuth is the most obnoxious player in poker (his reputation) or the nicest (Phil’s own claim), one thing is certain: The Poker Brat is the...
Sperm in Space
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Sperm in Space

Step aside, cockroaches: There’s a new indestructible biological entity in town, and it’s blasting off into space to colonize Mars. Maybe not tomorrow, but if you freeze some now, it might keep for a...
Our Lips Are Sealed
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Our Lips Are Sealed

You’re at a party and lock eyes with a sexy stranger. Those eyes look kind of familiar. Then it dawns on you: Holy shit, am I flirting with a celebrity? You introduce yourself, down a few overwrought...
Is Garland up to the Task?
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Is Garland up to the Task?

Biden’s attorney general must step up to save Democracy and detour Trump’s “Road to Tyranny.” Nothing is gonna be easy for the new U.S. attorney general. Writing in...
Injustice League
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Injustice League

Photo by Picturelux/The Hollywood Archive/Alamy Is it heroic to eat pussy? Not according to the stuffed shirts at DC Comics, who swiftly squashed plans to have Batman go down on Catwoman in the R-rated...
Friday Funnies: Totally Hooked
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Friday Funnies: Totally Hooked

Prostitution—it’s the world’s oldest profession and, in the pages of HUSTLER, the source of some timeless humor. Looking for a good time? Then join us on the stroll for a look at some...
Women on Top!
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Women on Top!

It’s National Women’s Equality Day, when we celebrate the 19th Amendment of the United States Constitution. Certified on August 26, 1920, the amendment granted women full voting rights in America. ...
Hump-Day Special: There’s the Rub!
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Hump-Day Special: There’s the Rub!

Feeling a little bit worn out during the midweek slump? You know what would refresh you? A nice massage! Better yet, how about a few massages, where every inch of the clients’...
Porn Is Hard
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Porn Is Hard

Ten-year porn veteran Missy Martinez reflects on the mental, emotional and physical challenges that she encountered in the adult-entertainment industry. For those of you who may not know me, I’m Missy...
Eating Ain’t Cheating … or Is It?
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Eating Ain’t Cheating … or Is It?

A popular theory has it that going down on someone outside of your relationship doesn’t constitute infidelity. We got people’s tongues wagging about whether they...
A Manwhore’s Journey
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A Manwhore’s Journey

How comedian Billy Procida turned the “problem” of women just wanting to sleep with him into a sex-positive podcast odyssey In terms of sex, Billy Procida is no “unicorn” (a solo woman who plays with...
HUSTLER Two-Timers: Cassidy Banks
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HUSTLER Two-Timers: Cassidy Banks

Welcome back to HUSTLER Two-Timers, where we celebrate Honeys so nice, we’ve featured them twice!   Today we celebrate the beauty, charm, spirit and sexuality of...