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Flex Appeal
Beauty. Power. Perfection. Truly, muscle girls are the magical trifecta. Come worship with us at the altar of carved abs, because jacked beauty queens are your new god now. Does anything evoke strength quite...
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Flula Borg: “I Love America”
Flula Borg is the rarest of species: A happy-go-lucky Hun. As confusing as the idea of an irrepressible German might be, equally confounding is the successful career Flula’s carved out in...
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Hardcore Gratitude
As Thanksgiving approaches, some of our favorite adult-industry performers tell us what they’re most grateful for this year. It’s that season again! That special time where we take a moment to reflect...
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Before the Ball Drops
With a new calendar year right around the corner, time is running out fast for completing those 2021 to-dos. Maybe you resolved to start working out (lifting beer is exercise, right?) or watch less...
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Censorship: The Game
America is going through some pretty heavy shit right now. Between the war on women in Texas to the less-funny-by-the-second anti-vax movement, patriotism is in short supply these days. But like a mother...
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Gooning 101
Do you goon? Are you a gooner or goonette? Do you have a goon cave? How many screens? Are you a hand jockey, or are toys part of your repertoire? Do you identify as pornosexual? If you want to masturbate with...
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The Geography of Hot
What makes a country sexy? Is it the people? The food? The availability of nude beaches? It’s nebulous at best, and any attempts to quantify it would be in vain. But when did that ever stop people from...
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Wonder Domme?
That bustier, those bracelets—and don’t forget the golden lariat! Is it any wonder that our favorite metahuman is steeped in BDSM culture? No? Well, we’re going to explain it anyway. HUSTLER proudly...
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Shadow Puppets
A corrupt, cowardly right-wing U.S. Supreme Court Majority sends an unmistakably dark warning. The stolen Republican majority on the U.S. Supreme Court is not only corrupt. They are also cowards. Most corrupt...
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Naughty Noël
Well, the weather outside is frightful, but the porn is so delightful… Christmas is a time for family, food, bad sweaters and perhaps most importantly yuletide-themed adult content from all of your favorite...
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Lit: “We Want to Take You on a Ride”
Lit doesn’t write songs—this is a band that creates anthems. Huge tunes with memorable sing-along choruses. Need proof? Dive into their hits “Miserable,” “My Own Worst...
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Boning the Help: A Cautionary Tale
Sure, banging your hot maid might be tempting, but be forewarned; it can lead to a very messy situation in more ways than one. Everyone needs a little help from time to time. Be...
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HUSTLER Two-Timers: Cindy Starfall
Welcome back to HUSTLER Two-Timers, where we celebrate Honeys so nice, we’ve featured them twice! Today we’re focusing our attention and affection on Cindy Starfall, a...
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Saturday Special: Brunet Bush Brigade Part V
It’s getting late into the year, and—climate change notwithstanding—temperatures are dropping, bringing a chill to the air. What better way to keep...
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Friday Funnies: Oh, Baby!
In the mood for some infantile humor? You’re in luck—because we’re giving birth to a virtual nursery full of cartoons to kid around with. Get ready for some goo-goo ha-ha! “We think...
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Jerking for a Living
Thinking about becoming a sperm donor to pick up some extra cash? Here are the ins and outs of masturbating for profit. Men are constantly jerking off. It’s one of the few activities, outside of playing...
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HUSTLER Legends: Jillian Janson
Whether she’s scaring fans’ pants off in her mainstream horror films or enticing them to drop their drawers with her XXX offerings, Jillian Janson is a fearsome talent...
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Porn Power Couples
Every couple has its ups and its downs. Now imagine navigating the choppy waters of a relationship while throwing dual porn careers into the mix! The trials, tribulations, victories and landmarks that fill a...
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Men Want Stronger Orgasms, Too!
The ladies aren’t the only ones who crave more intense climaxes. Fortunately, we have some tips for guys to achieve bigger, better finishes. There’s a slew of articles...
