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Scary Fuckers
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Scary Fuckers

Of the numerous emotions that sex can evoke, fear is typically pretty far down the list. But given that it’s almost Halloween—and we’re still grappling with an ongoing global pandemic—perhaps a few...
Taryn Manning: Going Great Guns
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Taryn Manning: Going Great Guns

The actress and musician talks about her new film Every Last One of Them, her role in the upcoming Vanessa del Rio biopic The Latin From Manhattan and creating “pandemic...
Jamie Kennedy: Still a Scream
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Jamie Kennedy: Still a Scream

The actor and comedian discusses the enduring legacy of his breakthrough film, his history with HUSTLER and on-set romance. In 1996, Scream revived the then-dying genre known as horror or...
Call Me!
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Call Me!

Yes, phone sex is still a thriving business in the internet age. We chatted with expert practitioners of this enduring craft to learn the secrets of their success. Phone sex has probably existed since the...
Code Red
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Code Red

We are out of time to act on our climate emergency. Action is needed right now… or humanity is cooked. Congratulations! If you were alive this past July—and if you’re reading this, there is a better...
Clowning on Counseling
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Clowning on Counseling

Even the strongest marriages hit bumps sometimes—and, let’s face it, many marriages aren’t that strong to begin with. (There’s a reason why half of them end in divorce.) But one person’s...
Dear Jessie…
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Dear Jessie…

Every once in a while men don’t suck (I’m a man and have the self-awareness to know that my gender can do way better). Sex is about pleasure, yours and your partner’s, but altruism is oft overlooked in...
In Love With Lust
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In Love With Lust

Erika Lust, you’ve done it again! The legendary adult filmmaker (go watch Primary now!) is a shoo-in for Boss of the Year, and not just because of her commitment to diversity and female-centric pleasure. To...
Britney, Let’s Talk
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Britney, Let’s Talk

Hi, Britney. Longtime fan, first-time open letter writer. We here at HUSTLER have been following your experiences closely and want you to know that we are here to offer our support, solidarity and, if you’re...
John Carpenter & Sandy King Carpenter: Always Start With the Story
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John Carpenter & Sandy King Carpenter: Always Start With the Story

John Carpenter is one of the best-known storytellers of our time. As a horror filmmaker, he has written,...
Penis Girl to the Rescue!
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Penis Girl to the Rescue!

Portland has not had much to smile about recently. Between peaceful protests met with police brutality and piece-of-shit Proud Boys shooting passers-by with paintball guns, it’s safe to say...
Lactation Nation
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Lactation Nation

What would Freud have to say? Who cares about that fossil and his outdated theories. All that matters is what makes you happy, and if breastfeeding gets you there, then suckle to your heart’s content (with...
In the Beginning: The Origins of COVID-19
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In the Beginning: The Origins of COVID-19

Was COVID-19 transmitted from animals to humans, or did well-meaning scientists unleash a Frankenstein virus on the world? Soon after the beginning of the...
Turkey Day Stuffing
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Turkey Day Stuffing

Thanksgiving, Turkey Day—whatever you call it, it’s the greatest eating day of the year. We gorge on that glorious bird, packed with enough tryptophan to knock out a rhinoceros. But what if, sitting there...
Billionaire Porn
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Billionaire Porn

Terrible-meme enthusiast and billionaire industrialist Elon Musk recently joined a very exclusive club. So exclusive that, to our knowledge, he is the only member (so far): billionaire porn star. Or so they...
The Great Outdoors
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The Great Outdoors

As the bleak cold of winter approaches and we become prisoners to our heated homes, HUSTLER takes time to celebrate the women who go au naturel in nature, the true wonders of our world. Rahyndee James July...
Sleep-Whacking
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Sleep-Whacking

Exploring the phenomenon of sexsomnia, a sleep disorder that causes people to get 40 wanks along with their 40 winks. Everyone knows someone who sleepwalks, but chances are they’ve never met anyone who...
HUSTLER Two-Timers: Lena Love
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HUSTLER Two-Timers: Lena Love

Welcome back to HUSTLER Two-Timers, where we celebrate Honeys so nice, we’ve featured them twice! Today we’re focusing our attention and affection on Lena Love, a blond beauty hailing...
Saturday Special: Fine, Fingered Femmes Part III
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Saturday Special: Fine, Fingered Femmes Part III

You have to admire a beautiful woman who stays in touch with herself—especially if she lets you watch while she does so.  With that in mind, let your...
Friday Funnies: Heavenly Humor
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Friday Funnies: Heavenly Humor

Looking for some humor that will make you feel like you’ve died and gone to heaven? Join us as we head for the Pearly Gates and enjoy the best laughs that the afterlife has to...
XXX Name Game
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XXX Name Game

What’s in a porn name? Never mind that old routine about combining your childhood pet and the street you grew up on—real adult-industry performers reveal how they came up with their noms de XXX.  Have...