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Friday Funnies: Just Beachy
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Friday Funnies: Just Beachy

Depending on where you’re located, chances are that it’s too ball-shrinkingly cold right now to even think about going to the beach. Allow us to heat things up with a collection of...
Oh, You Nerdy Thing!
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Oh, You Nerdy Thing!

Some of our favorite XXX performers get down and nerdy as they share their geeky obsessions with us. Nerd! Geek! For some, those can be considered four-letter words in more ways than one. Not for these amazing...
Hump-Day Special: Spinning Out
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Hump-Day Special: Spinning Out

In praise of petite porn stars. We’re about to get short with you, in the best possible way!  Today we’re celebrating spinners, those petite beauties who pack a big punch in the...
Getting Shorted on Sex
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Getting Shorted on Sex

Yes, it’s true—vertically challenged guys usually get less play from the ladies than their taller counterparts. But with the right attitude, they can climb their way to the top of the dating...
Your Sex-Tape Secret: Spill It or Kill It?
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Your Sex-Tape Secret: Spill It or Kill It?

Should you tell your partner about that intimate video you made with your ex? Should you keep it, or delete it? And what should you do if she finds it on her...
HUSTLER Two-Timers: Candice Luca
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HUSTLER Two-Timers: Candice Luca

Welcome to HUSTLER Two-Timers, where we feature Honeys so nice, we’ve featured them twice! Today we’re focusing our affection and attention on Candice Luca, an alluring...
HUSTLER Classic: Country Comforts
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HUSTLER Classic: Country Comforts

Oh, the joys of country living: Fresh air. Wide-open spaces. Peace and solitude.  And, on occasion, a couple of smoking-hot chicks going to town on each other with a dildo in...
Friday Funnies: Thou Shalt Laugh!
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Friday Funnies: Thou Shalt Laugh!

The Ten Commandments: For centuries, they’ve served as principles for ethical and virtuous behavior among the religiously inclined. They’ve also provided a blueprint for some...
OnlyFans Moms: The Triumphs and the Trials
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OnlyFans Moms: The Triumphs and the Trials

Sara Cheek and Victoria Snooks have made a comfortable living for their families by modeling on OnlyFans, but they’ve also faced backlash. Read on as...
Hump-Day Special: Well Heeled Honeys
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Hump-Day Special: Well Heeled Honeys

Hot babes in heels and pretty much nothing else—it’s a sexy look that never goes out of fashion. So step right up and get some serious kicks with these sizzling, stylish...
Fabulous Over 40
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Fabulous Over 40

Some pleasures are ageless, and that includes these adult-industry beauties. Join us for a celebration of mature XXX stars.  Everyone loves and desires a woman who knows what she wants in the bedroom, and...
Holy Fucks!
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Holy Fucks!

Join us as we attempt to untangle the complicated relationship between sex and religion. Can we get an Amen? A lot of us live in a heathenous society, just trying to dip our wicks in every dripping hole we can...
HUSTLER Two-Timers: Tiffany Thompson
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HUSTLER Two-Timers: Tiffany Thompson

Welcome to HUSTLER Two-Timers, where we celebrate Honeys so nice, we’ve featured them twice!  Today we focus our attention and affection on Tiffany Thompson, a bewitching...
Saturday Special: Butt’s Happening … Part III!
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Saturday Special: Butt’s Happening … Part III!

Brace yourselves, ass fans; we’re getting cheeky once again with another mouthwatering collection of gorgeous glutes, tempting tushes and cock-stiffening...
Friday Funnies: Nun More Hilarious
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Friday Funnies: Nun More Hilarious

Ready for a sister act that will leave you doubled over in laughter? Join us for some truly habit-forming humor from HUSTLER’s archive of uproarious cartoons! “Oh, put some...
Sex by the Numbers
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Sex by the Numbers

If you feel like your boning body count doesn’t quite measure up, here’s the good news: You’re probably not as far below average as you think. Now here’s the better news: We’re...
Hump-Day Special: Stocking Up!
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Hump-Day Special: Stocking Up!

Nothing beats a pair of gorgeous legs wrapped in sleek, sheer stockings—especially when those legs are attached to a beautiful babe who’s eager to show off what’s between those...
Art Is Sexy (Part III)
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Art Is Sexy (Part III)

Some of our favorite XXX performers share their artistic works and creative passions with us. Art stimulates, and these ladies stimulate us as well! Aside from performing and making us crave them...
Returning to Monogamy
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Returning to Monogamy

Transitioning back to a monogamous relationship might seem like a challenge after being in open arrangements, but it can be done successfully—and your experience with nonmonogamy can provide you...
Busty Blond Babes Part V
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Busty Blond Babes Part V

Rejoice, readers; we have some big things coming your way! Join us as we celebrate the large, bouncy charms of some of HUSTLER’s hottest blondes. We’re making your breast wishes come true! And...
Saturday Special: Hats Off to Honeys
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Saturday Special: Hats Off to Honeys

Yes, we know; HUSTLER Honeys are usually cherished and appreciated for how they look without clothes. But given that it’s National Hat Day, we’re giving a tip of the cap to...