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Bedazzled Beavers
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Bedazzled Beavers

Some of our favorite XXX performers provide penetrating insight about their genital piercings. Vaginas are magical. The color, the scent, the taste—every pussy has its own unique and wonderful elements. Now,...
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Orgies, Demons and Blood Freaks!

Behold the adventures of Professor Dario Bava, where religion, monsters, sex and gore collide in gloriously pulpy fashion. Horror tales have always been among the most sensuous of...
Dating Rules Do-Over
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Dating Rules Do-Over

For the younger generation, it’s a whole new dating world, with more women taking charge (and picking up the check). But is there something to be said for the old-school rules of courtship? When it comes...
HUSTLER Two-Timers: Nova Lane
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HUSTLER Two-Timers: Nova Lane

Welcome to HUSTLER Two-Timers, where we feature Honeys so nice, we’ve featured them twice!  Today we’re focusing our attention and affection on Nova Lane, a bombshell of a babe...
HUSTLER Classic: Sweet Kiwi
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HUSTLER Classic: Sweet Kiwi

Kiwi can be a mouthwatering treat in more ways than one.  Take, for instance, the July ‘02 cover and centerfold HUSTLER pictorial “Kiwi: Slow Hand,” featuring a delectable morsel...
Outrageous! Irreverent! Funny! HUSTLER Cartoons
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Outrageous! Irreverent! Funny! HUSTLER Cartoons

Outrageous! Irreverent! Funny! They were the words Larry Flynt used to describe what he was looking for in a HUSTLER cartoon, and Larry considered the cartoons...
HUSTLER’s Legends of the 21st Century
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HUSTLER’s Legends of the 21st Century

596 issues, nearly 4,000 models and 48 years of uncompromising adult entertainment. It’ s been one helluva ride, and we are proud to be part of such a resilient (and sexy AF)...
Let’s Roll: Skate Gals of So Cal
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Let’s Roll: Skate Gals of So Cal

Folks have been lacing up their skates for centuries, for both exercise and entertainment. Through the years the sport has waned and surged in popularity and at times even trucked...
The Corruption of Clarence Continues
Politics

The Corruption of Clarence Continues

The U.S. Supreme Court Justice and his wife have undermined the law of the land for decades… but we let them. With his Publisher’s Statements, Larry Flynt established a...
Friday Funnies: Workin’ It Vol. 2
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Friday Funnies: Workin’ It Vol. 2

It’s the Friday before the 4th of July and, as the long holiday weekend approaches, you’re no doubt looking forward to putting the workplace in the rearview mirror for a few...
Photo courtesy of Mike Quasar
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Focusing In on Mike Quasar

The veteran porn director shares what he’s discovered from three decades in XXX. If you’ve watched a porn video in the past 30 years, there’s pretty much a 100 percent chance...
Get a Leg Up Vol. 4
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Get a Leg Up Vol. 4

There’s nothing like a pair of nice, shapely stems on a gorgeous woman. Don’t believe us? Step right up and enjoy this pictorial celebration of HUSTLER’s leggiest Honeys. And if you still have the...
Fucking Funny
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Fucking Funny

Don’t be offended if your partner starts laughing when you’re getting busy; that giggling isn’t (necessarily) at your expense—in fact, it could be a sign that you’re doing something...
The 411 on JOI
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The 411 on JOI

Some of our favorite performers take us deep inside the art of Jerk Off Instruction. Pleasuring yourself all on your own can sometimes get repetitive, lonely and, let’s face it—boring. Luckily, there is an...
HUSTLER Two-Timers: Nina James
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HUSTLER Two-Timers: Nina James

Welcome to HUSTLER Two-Timers, where we celebrate Honeys so nice, we’ve featured them twice! Today we’re focusing our attention and affection on Nina James, a brunet beauty who hails...
Threeway Thrills Part 4
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Threeway Thrills Part 4

Like the old saying goes, three’s not a crowd—it’s a party! In the spirit of that sentiment, let’s dive into another celebration of sexual triads, courtesy of some of HUSTLER’s hottest...
Friday Funnies: Affairs to Remember Vol. 2
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Friday Funnies: Affairs to Remember Vol. 2

Looking for a few good laughs? You definitely won’t feel cheated by this collection of uproarious infidelity-themed cartoons from the HUSTLER archives! ...
A HUSTLER Parade of Pink 4
In The News

A HUSTLER Parade of Pink 4

It’s National Pink Day in the U.S. once again, a day to celebrate HUSTLER’s very favorite color. And you know how we plan to celebrate—that’s right, with a procession of beautiful...
The Big Kiss-Off
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The Big Kiss-Off

It’s National Kissing Day in the U.S., a day when we celebrate the intimate and soul-lifting act of locking lips with someone we have feelings for. And what better way to pay tribute to the joy of smooching...
Footjob Femmes Fatales
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Footjob Femmes Fatales

We dip our toes into the fabulous world of footjobs with some of our favorite pedi princesses. What has ten toes, arches, soles and makes fans come hard? The feet of some of our favorite...
Full Steam Ahead!
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Full Steam Ahead!

Goddess Veronica Steam is here to clear the air on fart fetishism. Breathe in her wisdom! Let’s forgo the puns and schoolyard humor for the moment and be adults about this: farts are sexy as hell… unless...