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Friday Funnies: Laughs in Lockup 3
In the mood for some captivating humor? Join us behind bars as we enjoy a collection of criminally funny jokes, courtesy of HUSTLER’s cartoon archives! Doing hard time has never...
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Radiotheatre: A New Twist on Horror
With a love of creepy storytelling and a nod to the radio broadcasts of yore, Radiotheatre is scaring up unique thrills and chills on the live stage. For some people, it’s hard...
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Hump-Day Special: Titty-Tasting Time!
As you might have read, August 1 to 7 is World Breastfeeding Week, which aims to raise awareness about the importance of breastfeeding worldwide. We’re all for supporting a good...
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Don’t I Know You From Somewhere?
Some of our favorite XXX performers discuss the good, bad and terrifying aspects of encountering fans in public. It’s happened to most of us. You’re out in public and suddenly...
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WoodRocket’s Lee Roy Myers: Parody Genius
The man behind Aladdick, Dragon Boob Z, Game of Bones and Hamiltoe explains how he became the king of XXX spoofs. Aladdick, Dragon Boob Z, Game of Bones and...
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HUSTLER Two-Timers: Kat Monroe
Welcome back to HUSTLER Two-Timers, where we celebrate Honeys so nice, we’ve featured them twice! Today we’re focusing our attention and affection on Kat Monroe, a vivacious brunette...
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Saturday Special: Busty Blond Beavers
Sure, as far as physical attributes go, beavers are known for their large tails, but the Beavers of HUSTLER have some pretty impressive tops too! Join us as we celebrate some of...
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Unconventional Times
Historians and TV pundits are betting on a GOP sweep in November’s midterm elections. Don’t take the bet! In early May, when a Yahoo News/YouGov poll asked voters who they planned to vote for in...
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Mother’s Milk
Breasts…they’re the best. And we’ll take any opportunity to celebrate them in all of their engorged glory. So if you tell us that August 1 to 7 is World Breastfeeding Week, then pour us a warm glass of...
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Fighting Dirty
Yes, spoilers should be punishable by slow death, but if you haven’t seen Everything Everywhere All at Once yet, then this isn’t your lucky day, friend-o. Because we’re going to talk about one of the...
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Lights, Camera, Kink!
Reportedly, Angelina Jolie gets off on knife play, Ricky Martin enjoys golden showers, and Heidi Klum is into role-play! Shocking? Not really. The thing about fetishes is that you either have them or...
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Sock It to Me
If, like 30 Rock’s Liz Lemon, you harbor a “disgusting foot secret,” then boy, do we have some good news for you! No, it’s not a miracle ointment, but rather a sound argument for not taking off your...
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The Ballad of Leisure Suit Larry
Lumberjack lovers and adult gamers, unite! Logjam, the extremely NSFW indie release from developer Robert Yang, is a queer country bear jamboree, and we are here for every sweaty...
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Secret Cinema
Does porn make good directors great? How else do you explain the fact that so many of our favorite films, helmed by our favorite creative visionaries, were preceded by sexy smut and X-rated exploitation?...
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The Casting Couch
Margot Robbie, Rhea Perlman, Ryan Gosling, Will Ferrell, Kate McKinnon—is anyone not appearing in Barbie?! This casting director needs to cool it with the nootropics. With all of these marquee names being...
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Precinct by Precinct: A Plan to Save Democracy
The 2022 midterm elections might well be the most critical in all of U.S. history. Every House seat and 34 Senate seats are up for grabs. At stake are the...
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The Top 5%: OnlyFans Superstars
OnlyFans has taken the world by storm. Droves of adult stars have made profiles in recent years and posted XXX content. Their fans are flooded with amazing, nasty, downright hot...
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Totally Lubed Massage Sex
Fan favorites Kenzie Taylor, Tiffany Watson, Kayley Gunner and Paisley Porter demonstrate the art of massage sex. Well, perhaps not quite art. It’s more like they show off ample shiny slick butts...
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Busty Beauties
It’s been seven long years since we last brought you a collection of carefully curated tatas. And in those years HUSTLER has featured so many exceptionally beautiful models with exceptionally heavy...
