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Crystal Ball(s)
All right, 2023, let’s get this over with: Tell us to hold your beer so you can go fuck things up even more than they are now. We’ll wait. War in Ukraine, Kanye vs. Jews, Queen kicks the...
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You, Me & 2023
Should auld acquaintance be forgot… Yup, another trip around the sun, and you’re still alive. Give yourself a pat on the back! But just because we’re in survival mode these days doesn’t mean we can’t...
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Battle of the Biopics
Ladies, gentlemen and nonbinary folk, can I please have your attention. I’ve just been handed an urgent and horrifying news story. I need all of you to stop what you’re doing and listen: Rocco...
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Dead Sexy
You know what we don’t spend enough time discussing? Celebrities who have sex with ghosts. Last summer Buzzfeed blessed us with a spooky listicle of A-listers who claim to have experienced spectral...
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Vibrategate
Something is rotten in the state of Denmark, and it threatens to unravel the very fabric of society. Vibrating anal beads, once a harmless sex toy, are at the epicenter of multiple scandals involving extremely...
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Pillow Hacks
If you thought pillows were just for sleep and occasionally smothering your enemies, then boy, do we have some fun news for you about this multifaceted bedroom staple/murder weapon. Doctors at a private...
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Emojis For Dummies
Full disclosure: The HUSTLER editorial team skews Millennials and older. And as much as we try to stay on top of current trends, we must admit that this latest revelation was a tough pill to swallow: The...
Politics
Truth Has Been Politicized
The former President and America’s right wing benefit more than ever from our corporate media pulling punches. In early August 2022, federal law enforcement officials executed a search...
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Trust Women: The Fight for Reproductive Rights in America
We knew it was coming. Early last May, a draft of the Supreme Court’s opinion revisiting Roe v. Wade was leaked, signaling that federal protection...
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24 Hours: Diary of a Sex Worker 2
Room service, pony play, sexting, porn, glory holes and gangbangs—it’s all in a day’s work for these industrious adult entertainers. From the makers of “Diary of a Sex...
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Well-Heeled Honeys
Nothing spikes our interest quite like a girl in stilettos. High, high heels lengthen shapely stems till they seem impossibly long. Those inches lift a beauty’s buttocks so delightfully. Heels add stature...
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Friday Funnies: Awfully Wedded Vol. 3
Join us for a stroll down the aisle—we’re taking a vow to give you a few good laughs, courtesy of HUSTLER’s vast cartoon archives. These matrimony-themed jokes will be there...
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Tim Vigil: Love of the Damned
The artist behind the groundbreaking Faust comic book series discusses his inspirations, how he got his boundary-pushing creation off the ground and what he thinks of extreme imagery in...
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Riki Rachtman: One Foot in the Gutter
The former Headbangers Ball host talks Sunset Strip debauchery, the legend of The Cathouse and his new one-man show. No one had a better front row seat to the boom and eventual...
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Heavy Petting With Porn Stars: Holiday Edition
Some of our favorite XXX performers show off their furry friends and tell us how they bring extra joy to the holiday season. Festive outfits are a fun staple...
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So, Who’s Making the First Move?
With dating dynamics shifting and consent at the forefront now more than ever, we explore the delicate art of breaking the ice. Dating has always been a source of anxiety for both...
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Ass Eaters Unanimous! Vol. 2
Hungry for some hot, juicy action? We’re getting to the bottom of things with another probing exploration of tongue-to-bung thrills. Go ahead; dive in! And if you’re still hankering for...
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HUSTLER Classic: Fake Slim Shady, Real Hot Lady
Now here’s a pictorial you can really lose yourself in. For this edition of HUSTLER Classic we’re traveling back to the November ‘03 pictorial...
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Friday Funnies: Wizard of Ah-ha-has
Ready for some wonderful laughs? It’s time to hit that road of yellow bricks and head for a magical land of humor, courtesy of HUSTLER’s cartoon archives. Click your heels and...
