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The (SE)X Files
With the oversaturation of true crime and murder podcasts, it’s a shame that no one wants to talk about the greatest mystery of Pandemic Times: Why the sharp and sudden drop-off in public sex? At the behest...
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Sex on the First Date?
Sex on the first date: yea or nay? Not you, dude. This one is for the ladies. Because unlike men, women are made to carry some unfortunate and patently unfair baggage when consenting to a hot fuck...
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A Very Vore Thanksgiving
Thanksgiving, Turkey Day, Black Friday Eve—whatever you want to call it, the holiday is first and foremost a food odyssey. Specifically, that succulent bird and all the mouthwatering trimmings you...
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The Breeders
“What’s the deal with breeding?!” Seriously though, what does it mean to have a breeding kink, and how is it more than just a deliberate creampie surprise? As with any fetish, it’s open to...
Politics
Democracy Is on Your Ballot
This year you get an extra vote for the 2024 Presidential election. Please vote wisely. I am not a member of the Democratic Party, but I will vote like one this year. The Republican Party...
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Small Meets Tall
Meet the size queens of the adult industry, models who are celebrated for their height, whether that be 4-8 Or 6-6. HUSTLER paired small performers with tall performers for interviews to discover the long and...
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“I Had an Abortion”
Four comedians share their stories. “Our body, our choice.” Conservatives like to use this slogan when it suits them—for example, to refuse life-saving vaccines. But when it applies to policing women’s...
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Thanks for Thongs
This Thanksgiving HUSTLER expresses its deepest gratitude for that tiny magical strip of material: the thong. The way it teases, tantalizes, tortures, mesmerizes—fucks with your head until you beg for a...
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Good Goth!
Looking to have a very Happy Halloween? Prepare to be scared stiff by these spooky sirens! Not to be a killjoy, but your Captain America costume is totally inappropriate for Halloween. It may not officially be...
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HUSTLER Two-Timers: Lily Jordan
Welcome to HUSTLER Two-Timers, where we celebrate Honeys so nice, we’ve featured them twice! Today we’re focusing our attention and affection on Lily Jordan, a tasty...
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HUSTLER Classic: Aria Ready for This?
The world of porn has graced lucky jackoffs with many, many hot performers over the decades. But once in a while we’re graced with a beauty so exquisite that a guy can’t help...
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Friday Funnies: Working the Kinks In Vol. 2
Prepare to get your freak on! We’re whipping up a hilariously twisted treat for you, courtesy of HUSTLER’s arsenal of outrageous cartoons! What are you...
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Panties, Socks and Shoes—Oh, My!
When these babes clean out their closets and underwear drawers, they make big bank—by selling their intimate items to their fans! Join us as they share their secrets. Have you...
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Well Heeled Honeys Vol. 3
Step on into a delightfully gratifying time, courtesy of HUSTLER Honeys dressed in sexy heels—and precious little else! And when you’re done here, make sure to check out our previous installments...
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Erotic Art
Meet a group of talented performers who excel at expressing their sexuality on the canvas as well as on the screen. Art is meant to evoke thoughts, provoke discussion and elicit responses from the viewer. A...
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The Ins and Outs of Role Play
Sometimes, faking it during sex can be very satisfying indeed. Doctor and patient? Teacher and student? Boss and secretary? Here’s how to make the most of your fantasy fuck session....
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Sunday Funday: Beaver-on-Beaver Action
HUSTLER’s world-famous Beaver Hunt is always a cause for joy and celebration—after all, where else are you going to see daring babes-next-door, baring everything for the whole...
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A HUSTLER Parade of Pink 5
Are you ready to Think Pink? We hope so, because we have another captivating collection of HUSTLER Honeys opening wide for you. Prepare to sink into the pink—enjoy! Scarlett Alexis ...
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Friday Funnies: Old Fucks
For these randy geezers, there might be snow on the roof, but there’s definitely still fire in the furnace. They’re not getting older, they’re just getting hornier! So go ahead, have a few...
