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Dirty Deeds, Done Domestically
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Dirty Deeds, Done Domestically

Looking to become more attractive to women? Never mind movie-star looks and big bank accounts—try doing the laundry and breaking out the vacuum once in a while. For decades, tall, dark...
Butt’s Happening! Part 8
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Butt’s Happening! Part 8

Greetings, ass aficionados! Prepare to stand at full attention, because we’re bringing up the rear once again with a collection of tantalizing tushies, breathtaking buttocks and cheer-worthy...
Road Head Warriors
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Road Head Warriors

Sure, getting a blowjob while cruising around behind the wheel might sound like the ultimate joyride, but be careful—you’re likely to hit some bumpy road on the path to auto-erotic bliss. The summer...
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GOP Tried to Kill the Ethics Cops

House Democrats stopped them…at the very last second. It took nearly a week and 15 rounds of voting before Republicans accomplished their first order of business in the new...
Hahas, Oohs & Aahs
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Hahas, Oohs & Aahs

What gets your favorite comics off when they get off stage? HUSTLER asks eight famous jokesters for their go-to porn categories—and other sticky questions—and the responses are laugh-out-loud,...
Ace Reporter Andy Campbell Exposes the Proud Boys
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Ace Reporter Andy Campbell Exposes the Proud Boys

“PROUD BOYS, STAND BACK AND STAND BY…” — DONALD TRUMP, PRESIDENTIAL DEBATE, 9/29/20 Who and what are the Proud Boys, with their provocative slogan...
Red-Hot Redheads
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Red-Hot Redheads

Red is the color of love. And of fire. Gingers fan the flames of passion and set your bedroom ablaze. Of course, HUSTLER adores blondes and brunettes, but if the truth be told, redheads hold a special place in...
Sex Work and Sobriety
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Sex Work and Sobriety

We talk to sex workers who reclaimed their lives from the jaws of addiction and are now sober and living life to its fullest. Life is hard, that is an empirical truth. Sometimes, things can quickly...
Sunday Funday: Horny for Unicorns
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Sunday Funday: Horny for Unicorns

April 9 is National Unicorn Day, an annual celebration of the mythical horned creature that has delighted people’s imaginations since the days of Ancient Greece.  Which...
HUSTLER Classic: A Real Pick-Me-Up
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HUSTLER Classic: A Real Pick-Me-Up

A pair of hot chicks stripping down and getting down and dirty with each other is always an inspiring sight, but sometimes it’s more uplifting than usual. Case in point: The...
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Bits & Pieces

Mile High Mayhem

Look, no one wants to end up on the no-fly list. And while joining the Mile High Club may seem like a worthy notch on your list of sexual conquests, cramped sex in a stanky-ass bathroom the size of a gym...
Bits & Pieces

I Screen, You Screen

Everyone is entitled to their privacy, and personal information should never be shared willy-nilly. But if you seek the services of a professional companion and refuse to screen? Then you, sir, are what is...
Photos by Nicole Doshi
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Doshi Domination

It’s the Year of the Rabbit, but only according to Chinese astrology. For fans of porn’s fastest-rising star, however, 2023 belongs to one person and one person only: Nicole Doshi. Born in China, Doshi...
Multiplayer Mischief
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Multiplayer Mischief

Yeah, naked Twister is great and all, but have you ever had sweaty, passionate sex right after a heated Mario Kart battle? Naughty adult games are the spice of life, but what about those nights when strip...
Photos by Sweet Vickie
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Law & Order: Hotwife Unit

Did you hear the one about the sexy Tennessee cop who got fired for banging six of her fellow officers? Somewhere in L.A., a production company is scrambling to put together the porno based on this...
At the Movies, With Axel Braun
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At the Movies, With Axel Braun

When considering art and the appreciation thereof, the only constant is its complete subjectivity. Great art is great because it inspires awe in your soul. But even the most cynical critic...
Friday Funnies: Sign Us Up!
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Friday Funnies: Sign Us Up!

Looking for a sign of the times? How about a dozen or so? We’re diving into HUSTLER’s vast archive of outrageous cartoons to serve up gut-busting wisdom with some tell-tale signs....
Booze and Boning: A Complicated Cocktail
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Booze and Boning: A Complicated Cocktail

Not to be a buzzkill, but mixing alcohol and sex isn’t always a good idea—there are plenty of downsides to screwing while sloshed. In some of my most desperate hours (and...
Hump-Day Special: Short-Haired Sexpots Vol. 4
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Hump-Day Special: Short-Haired Sexpots Vol. 4

Long, flowing, luxurious locks are a thing of beauty, but there’s something undeniably sexy about a woman with short hair. A woman who flouts traditional...
We’re Not Porn Stars, Are We?
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We’re Not Porn Stars, Are We?

No, you probably won’t ever experience the kind of over-the-top sex you see in XXX. But remember, some things are best left to the professionals. Spend an extended amount of time on...
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Gorgeous Giantesses

Looking for a fetish that packs some really big thrills? Welcome to the rapidly growing phenomenon of giantess content. If you’ve watched the classic movie Attack of the 50 Foot Woman, then you’ve...