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Slap-Happy Schlongs
What compels a man to wield his boner like a billy club and bop his partner during sex? We dive deep into this puzzling phenomenon. Any man gifted with at least an average-sized schlong has undoubtedly whipped...
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Year of the Peg
We don’t need much in the way of encouragement to champion the virtues of pegging (butt stuff rocks). So if amateur porn site Clips4Sale says that pegging is shaping up to be the fetish trend of 2023, then...
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Fucking Famous
In an interview late last year, porn A-lister and HUSTLER centerfold (44th Anniversary Issue) Abella Danger revealed her secret celeb sex fantasy: Barbie herself, Ms. Margot Robbie. Do we approve? Hell, yes!...
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Porn, a Love Story
Gooners: They are the unsung heroes of adult entertainment, worshiping and consuming porn with the passion of evangelical true believers. And Catherine Duffy? She is living the goonette (female gooner)...
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A Little Dab’ll Do Ya
We take TikTok tutorials with a grain of salt, and so should you, but as soon as “vabbing” started to trend, it was decided that further research would be required. Paging Dr. Ravioli! Clown...
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Sex Club Rules
For the multitudes of us who are perpetually horny and kink-curious, taking that first big step is often the hardest. So it’s deeply appreciated when experienced sexperts lend a helping hand with priceless...
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Eat More Ass
Let us dispense with the pleasantries and get right to the point: Do you like butt stuff? How about lethally gorgeous redheads who like butt stuff? Performer extraordinaire and guest columnist Sonia Harcourt...
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Sedition, Conspiracy and Insurrection
Brought to you by the former president of the United States and (still) leader of the Republican Party. It’s been a long time coming, but we are finally approaching the...
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4/20 24/7
Happy 4/20, HUSTLER nation! Join us as we fete adult performers who love to get faded for all the right reasons. Bring on the buzzed babes! Do you like to get high? Do you like beautiful women who get high?...
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Class Of 2023: Porn’s Rising Stars
Every year aspiring performers enter the adult entertainment industry in the hopes of becoming our cream dreams. It takes hard work, stamina and professionalism to succeed. Of...
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Petit Mort: The Magazine Written by Sex Workers
“Our stories are often told by the likes of people with unconscious bias or outright savior complexes.… This magazine was born out of a desire to see us...
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XXX Spring Break Tales
It’s time again to take a breather, head to a sunny location and cut loose! Join us as some of our favorite XXX performers share their wildest Spring Break experiences. When we hear the term...
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Sunday Funday: Breast in Show 4
Ready to go tits-up? We’re once again hitting you with our breasts shots as a parade of HUSTLER Honeys bust out in a major way. Heavy or perky, big or small—when it comes to...
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HUSTLER Classic: Coming Clean
Cleanliness might be next to godliness, but sometimes getting dirty can lead to a delightfully devilish time. Case in point? The January 2006 HUSTLER pictorial “Evelyn Lory &...
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Friday Funnies: Catting Around
In the mood for some purr-fectly outrageous laughs? You’re in luck, because we’re delivering a collection of hiss-terical humor, courtesy of HUSTLER’s vast cat-alog of uproarious...
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The Wrong Silent Type
For various reasons, lots of guys are reluctant to make some noise when they’re getting busy—much to their ladies’ chagrin. Here’s why it’s a good idea to pump up the...
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Bleached Butthole Beauties
Thanks to the miracle of modern technology, a lighter, brighter anus can be yours! XXX beauties Taylor Gunner and Lara Grace Ryan describe the ins and outs of bleaching your butthole. There...
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Highly Aroused
A recent study has found that ingesting weed leads to stronger orgasms. So go ahead, stoners; turn on and get off! An unknown philosopher once said, “Whatever I do, I do it better stoned,” and according to...
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Jerk Off—Proudly!
Religious, political and spiritual forces have waged campaigns against masturbation for a variety of bullshit reasons. We dispel the myths spewed by semen-retention proponents and explore why jerking off...
