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Dedeker Winston: Mastering Multiamory
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Dedeker Winston: Mastering Multiamory

The podcast host and author explains how the principles of nonmonogamy can benefit all relationships—yes, even monogamous ones. Donald Trump was recently indicted over an...
The DILF Dilemma
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The DILF Dilemma

Silver foxes, take heart! There are plenty of younger hotties out there who go for older dudes. But beware—chasing after a woman young enough to be your daughter can be a perilous path. Nearly every young...
Alice Skary: Hardcore Animal Advocate
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Alice Skary: Hardcore Animal Advocate

Meet Alice Skary, a sex worker and big-time animal lover who’s dedicated to helping critters in need of rescue. Alice Skary is not only a sex worker, they are a huge...
Sunday Funday: Busty Beaver Blowout!
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Sunday Funday: Busty Beaver Blowout!

There’s nothing better than a naked girl-next-door type—unless it’s a naked girl-next-door type who’s sporting an eye-popping pair of titties! With that in mind, we’re...
Brunet Bush Brigade, Hardcore Edition Vol. 2
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Brunet Bush Brigade, Hardcore Edition Vol. 2

Welcome to the ‘gina jungle, buddy—yeah, you know where you are, and you’re gonna…come! We’re once again heading deep into the bush for a wild, wooly...
Friday Funnies: Checkup Chuckles 3
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Friday Funnies: Checkup Chuckles 3

Got a bad case of the blues? We have the cure for what ails you. Prepare to open up and say, “Ah-ha-ha!” as we pay a hilarious visit to the doctor’s office, courtesy of...
World Piece, World Peace?
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World Piece, World Peace?

With gun violence, anger and intolerance running rampant in our society, is it possible we can fuck our way to a better tomorrow? It’s been said that world peace can’t be achieved. That there’s...
Chloe Cage: Hotwife Unleashed
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Chloe Cage: Hotwife Unleashed

Meet Chloe Cage, a fiery fetish model and the sexiest damn hotwife this side of paradise. After more than 20 years as a devoted wife and loving mother, Chloe Cage’s husband gave her the...
Secondhand Snatch: A Messy Debate
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Secondhand Snatch: A Messy Debate

Is it bad form to go in for a kiss after performing oral sex on your partner, or just good, sloppy fun? We dive in and get a mouthful from the ladies on the topic. Women are all...
Fore!-Play
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Fore!-Play

Grab your balls and grip your club; we’re about to do some serious swinging with golf-loving XXX stars! Balls, holes, and something long and hard in your hand. Usually for sex workers, something very...
HUSTLER Two-Timers: Lulu Chu
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HUSTLER Two-Timers: Lulu Chu

Welcome to HUSTLER Two-Timers, where we celebrate Honeys so nice, we’ve featured them twice! Today we’re focusing our attention and affection on Lulu Chu, a petite beauty with a big...
Saturday Special: Earthly Delights
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Saturday Special: Earthly Delights

It’s April 22—otherwise known as Earth Day, when we all show support for environmental protection. And what better way to express our appreciation for the planet we inhabit...
Friday Funnies: Dogging It Vol. 5
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Friday Funnies: Dogging It Vol. 5

Looking for a few good laughs? Then you’re barking up the right tree, buddy! We’re going to the dogs once again with a collection of canine-themed humor, courtesy of...
When Does It Count as Sex?
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When Does It Count as Sex?

Does cunnilingus count as sex? How about a handjob? Or intercourse that was blink-and-you’ll-miss-it quick? The answers aren’t as cut-and-dried as you might think. If you were a...
Bald Is Beautiful Vol. 2
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Bald Is Beautiful Vol. 2

Bush is awesome, no doubt about it—but it’s equally true that a smooth, clean-shaven pussy is a thing of beauty. The sight of a shorn snatch, unobscured by pesky pubes, is a glorious feast for...
Music to Your Ears?
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Music to Your Ears?

Everyone knows that many people find musicians sexy, but are they actually any better in bed than those who don’t play an instrument? It has been said that music is life. Without it, the world would be a...
XXX Farm Babes
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XXX Farm Babes

Grab your overalls and boots, we’re hitting the farm with some amazing adult stars! Whether they grew up in rural areas or left the city for the country life, these amazing actresses don’t shy away from...
Sunday Funday: Three Cheers for Cheerleaders!
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Sunday Funday: Three Cheers for Cheerleaders!

Give us a P! Give us a U! Give us an S! Give us another S! Give us a Y! What’s that spell? It’s time for a pussy-packed pep rally, courtesy of a group of...
A Taxing Situation Vol. 2
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A Taxing Situation Vol. 2

Tax Day in the United States is rapidly approaching (you have until April 18 to file this year, so you’d better dig out those forms and receipts if you haven’t already). While there’s nothing...
Friday Funnies: Mountaintop Mirth
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Friday Funnies: Mountaintop Mirth

It’s an age-old legend; if you climb to the summit of a mountain, you will encounter a wise guru who can impart great wisdom and share the meaning of life. We have no idea if...
Dirty Deeds, Done Domestically
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Dirty Deeds, Done Domestically

Looking to become more attractive to women? Never mind movie-star looks and big bank accounts—try doing the laundry and breaking out the vacuum once in a while. For decades, tall, dark...