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Doing Them Dirty
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Doing Them Dirty

Because sometimes sex is messy. Filthily, disgustingly, gloriously messy. I was working at this chicken restaurant across the street from my house back in high school when I met this girl who was also working...
A Celebration of Pride
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A Celebration of Pride

June is not only a harbinger of summer, it is also Pride Month! I had the absolute honor and pleasure of interviewing several LGBTQIA+ sex workers from numerous facets of the adult industry to share...
Keep Your Shirt On? No Thanks!
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Keep Your Shirt On? No Thanks!

With another summer upon us, a troubling question once again raises its head. Namely, why is public female toplessness still so discouraged in America? We explore the ongoing battle to free...
XXX Musical Mavens
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XXX Musical Mavens

These beautiful babes’ talents aren’t limited to their onscreen sexual escapades—they also have some pretty thrilling skills when it comes to making music. You know these amazing sex workers for...
Sunday Funday: Girls on Girls 3
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Sunday Funday: Girls on Girls 3

It’s Sunday, which is traditionally a day of rest, but we’re here to help you get your heart rate up and work up a sweat with a scorching-hot collection of HUSTLER Honeys...
HUSTLER Two-Timers: Jessica Ryan
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HUSTLER Two-Timers: Jessica Ryan

Welcome to HUSTLER Two-Timers, where we celebrate Honeys so nice, we’ve featured them twice! Today we’re celebrating the beauty, charm and spirit of Jessica Ryan, a...
Friday Funnies: Just Beachy Vol. 2
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Friday Funnies: Just Beachy Vol. 2

Summer’s finally here again, and you know what that means—time to hit the beach! And while there’s always plenty of fun to be had among the sun and sand, we’re bringing an...
Image: Oksana Krasiuk / Alamy Stock Photo
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Penciling in the Porking

Sure, everyone loves the idea of a spontaneous boning session, but in these modern, hectic times, scheduled sex isn’t just an enjoyable alternative—it just might be a necessity. In the minds...
Photo by Stuart Ling
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Mike Peters: A Great Leap Forward

The lead singer and main songwriter for The Alarm emerges from a leukemia battle with a new album, Forwards. Mike Peters has never had time to look back. As the lead singer and...
When the Sex Goes on Too Long
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When the Sex Goes on Too Long

Yes, believe it or not, it is possible to do too much boning. Here’s why it’s important to screw smarter, not harder (but still plenty hard, too). Men often feel they have to be...
Where the Wild Things Are
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Where the Wild Things Are

Let’s face it, times are changing. And while there is no shortage of films to get excited about today, occasionally we find ourselves longing for the cinema of yesteryear—a time when morals were...
Photo by Traum Photography
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Cat Daddy

Cat dads are having a moment. Maybe it’s a byproduct of the current obsession with zaddies (e.g., Pedro Pascal), but however you slice it, apparently we cannot get enough of men who love and dote on their...
The Greatest Show on Earth
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The Greatest Show on Earth

Grab your sunscreen, ear plugs and as many condoms as you can carry, because summer festival season is in full swing! Whether you’re a Bonnaroo guy or an Electric Daisy Carnival gal (or...
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Decriminalize Now!

On March 1, 2023, 90 sex workers and advocates gathered at the state capital in Albany, New York, to lobby for SVSTA (Stop Violence in the Sex Trades Act), a bill to fully decriminalize sex work in the state...
Photo by Rey Trajano @ThePhotographer on IG
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Tales From The Clit 2: Kazumi

In our second installment, adult entertainment legend-in-the-making Kazumi digs deep for a golden yarn of delightful degradation she dubs, “Urine My Heart.” “I love being an indie...
The Horror, the Horror!
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The Horror, the Horror!

Nothing captures the dread, fear and anxiety of an era like horror. And in 2023, we find ourselves smack dab in the middle of a horror renaissance, with a veritable tsunami of envelope-pushing terror...
Beach Boner Bingo
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Beach Boner Bingo

Sometimes it’s not such a bad idea to bury your head in the sand. We mean it in the most literal sense possible, of course, lest you want to find yourself being escorted off of Haulover Beach in Florida for...
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Politics

90 Seconds to Midnight

Despite apocalyptic dangers, democratic nations must not cower to Putin’s “nuclear coercion” in Ukraine. “The clock is now ticking.” Those ominous words ended my July 2017 column...
Inside a Commercial Dungeon
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Inside a Commercial Dungeon

Before I became a sex coach, I worked as a professional submissive at a commercial BDSM dungeon in Los Angeles. In business since the 1980s and decorated in what can best be described as...
HUSTLER’s Swimsuit Special
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HUSTLER’s Swimsuit Special

Nothing says July like a barely there bikini. But with HUSTLER’s swimsuit models, the bikini is just the start. The season truly begins to sizzle as our Honeys peel those tantalizing...
Alt Rocks!
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Alt Rocks!

Inked, pierced and modded to the max, alternative adult performers and creators are so much more than the sum of their sleeves and ear gauges. They celebrate beauty born of rebellion and forged in the fires of...