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Porn From The Past
Is there anything more American than the combination of tits and firearms? We understand the recent push for gun safety laws. But if the government ever tries to restrict our Second Amendment right to keep and...
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Raping the Bill of Rights
Much to my dismay, I saw little notice, let alone celebrations, around the country on the recent 221st anniversary of the Bill of Rights. Those initial ten amendments to the Constitution guarantee...
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Greedonomics
Let me tell you how screwed we are. Better yet, let me once again quote my favorite economist, the late Beatle John Lennon. I’ve frequently cited the words he sang in “Working Class Hero”...
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Yank Plank
Planking—lying facedown as stiff as a board in unusual places—is already passé with photo-sharing hipsters. The cool kids may have moved on to Tebowing, owling and Eastwooding, but Angga Pratama has been...
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San An-Bone-Io
If everything is bigger in Texas, then it stands to reason that residents of the Lone Star State boast some mighty impressive freak flags. Now, thanks to the San Antonio Fetish Ball, they have a place to fly...
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Bicycling in the Buff
Thankfully, young activists all over the globe have realized that nudity is a great way to capture the media’s attention. In recent demonstrations against vehicular pollution, naked bicyclists...
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Gemma Arterton
Gemma Arterton may not be a household name in America just yet. But thanks to a starring role in the upcoming big-budget flick Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters, we suspect that it won’t be long before...
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The Unknown John Belushi
In March 5, 1982, the comic genius of John Belushi was forever silenced. The then 33- year old actor—an original cast member of Saturday Night Live who went on to star in the hit movies National...
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Porn from the past
This lady seems unsure how to administer oral sex on such a well-hung fellow. It looks more like she’s playing a Hall & Oates song on the flesh saxophone than giving a blowjob. Thanks to L.S.K. of...
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Ass to Mouth
The celebrated cult author and hardcore doyenne known as Ashley Blue leads us down the dark hole of gonzo in this taste from her “porno memoir” Girlvert. Don’t believe the glamorous...
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The Dictator Speaks!
Sacha Baron Cohen’s brilliant and ruthless character bares his exalted soul as his movie is finally immortalized in digital form. While blindfolded and bound, entertainment reporter Keith Valcourt was...
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Porn From the Past
Back in the days before everyone walked around with a camera phone, getting your picture taken was a big deal. Photographs were intended to capture special moments for posterity. For instance, this formal...
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Education Is Flunking
We know that the No Child Left Behind law—the lingering legacy of the George W. Bush Administration—requires standardized testing to measure elementary-school students’ proficiency in...
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Wholesale Charade
Hallelujah! Every four years there’s a Presidential election, and We the People should be excited about this exercise of our Constitutionally guaranteed democratic rights. Wrong! It’s a pathetic...
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Where Sexy Meets Strange
If you enjoy art and partial nudity but don’t like visiting stuffy museums or seedy topless bars, here’s a recurring event that might be up your alley. The 15th World Bodypainting...
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Imaginary Intercourse
As a teenager, did you ever spend lonely evenings pretending to have sex with someone who wasn’t in your bedroom? It might be time to dust off your old skills. First held at the Alamo...
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Hefty Honeys
At the recent Big Beautiful Women FanFest, dozens of plus-sized adult models and performers descended upon Las Vegas to meet their many fans and do some major damage at Sin City’s celebrated buffets....
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Nerds & Nymphos
Geek culture has officially become cool. Perhaps nothing signifies this more than the fact that San Diego’s Comic-Con—once a haven for nerds—has become a popular destination for XXX stars. Katie...
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Hooker Hits The Runway
Twenty-year-old Zahia Dehar (left) has traversed an unusual road to success in the fashion industry. In 2010, Dehar was at the center of a major sex scandal involving three French soccer players who...
